A/N: 200 words.
Title:
The Doctor's Worst Nightmare
Rating:
K
Summary:
What does the Doctor fear most in the whole of the Cosmos?
Pairings:
TenRose.
The Doctor waltzed into the Tyler flat with a baby in one arm and a carrier bag in the other. Rose instantly bounced up to him and pressed a happy kiss to his lips before squeezing him in a tight hug. The Doctor could easily feel her nine-month along womb poking out from underneath her maternity dress. "You'd better hurry, else you'll be late for work as a postman!"
"Guess what Rose?" came the unmistakeable sound of Jackie Tyler. "That man of yours 'as been 'avin' it with Shareen!"
Rose's face dropped like a stone in water. "WHAT?!" She span around to the Doctor and grabbed his lapels.
"What?!" the Doctor's eyes widened. "I haven't done anything!"
Slap!
"Mo just committed suicide!" Jackie carried on, "John left Charlotte at the altar! Londis is on fire! Abi slept with Mia's boyfriend! Paris is fourteen and pregnant!"
"DOMESTICS!" the Doctor screamed, collapsing to his knees with the world spinning around him at a million miles per hour. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
The Doctor jerked awake, bolting upright with sweat clinging to his forehead.
"Phew, what a nightmare!" he said, before Rose appeared in the doorway looking a little nervous.
"Doctor, I think I'm pregnant."
"ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"