Scheiße
Germany x Romano
Order, that was almost Germany's middle name. That was his trademark. Nothing was allowed to mess with his orders. Romano on the other hand was far from order. His house was out of order. And with the true Italian (Romano) spirit he always came late and didn't give a shit what Germany had to say to this. These two were clearly a mismatch. And how they had gotten pair up to make up ideas to increase the economic was still a mystery.
It was a full chaos from the beginning. Their ideas were very different. Their attitudes, culture, everything was so different. Also their languages were like from other planets.
"You know this could be so much easier if you could speak Italian. Then I wouldn't need to use this horrible excuse of language England has made." Germany sighed at Romano's tone. Couldn't this guy even try to be nice?
"You know maybe this could work if you would learn German instead." He expected an angry answer back. That's why he was completely thrown of his guard by what the Italian said. "I don't know any German, but I can try if you like." Was the guy quoting that pop song? Germany could feel how his face was heating up under the playful look of Romano.
"The fault with the German language is that I don't think I can express myself properly with it." Romano kept talking while slowly walking around Germany. "For example the word scheiße." Romano emphasized the sh-sound more than it was necessary. That shouldn't have made Germany feel so hot. "It just, you know, too simple." Romano said, stopped in front of the German and looked him up and down.
"Scheiße haven't you gotten excited by all this workload here. I know you like to work but seriously.." That was it. Germany had enough with that little thing turning his language into the new sex weapon on earth. He pulled the Italian close to himself and cut his rant with his mouth.
Germany x Romano for Otterberries and Pen Name Is Invalid (though I don't think this is really fluff. If you don't like this I can write another one). The song is Scheiße by Lady Gaga.
I seriously got some problems with the Italian bros. I just feel like I can't write them at all… I need to have a study session of Italy right now.