Sora – I'm back!
Kanda- run for the hills! *insert witty disclaimer here*
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"You know this is truly evil, right?" L stated.
"Don't worry I'll have you call so he doesn't freak out to the point of suicide, he was one of my favorite… err… people from this story, can't you see he and I are very similar," I stated getting exited. I logged on to my old ruby game with my fully decked out party, level 100s and high 90's. But that was not the fun part, I had changed my trainer name to "Mail Jeevas" and requested a battle with Matt. I could see his face now, one of pure shock and fear, and he accepted my offer.
I easily beat him seeing I used cheat codes to finished my perfect team like when I was seven but wasn't done. I forwarded him an egg, I like to call it "the dooms day egg" it wasn't anything you could find because I programmed it myself. I could have beaten him with out cheats but I had to ensure he lost for the prank to work. I NEVER use cheat unless I'm doing this prank.
"What does it do?" L asked.
"Well I made this like ten years in the future or my present time so it would be a bit to drastic in your time," I mumbled.
"When it hatches, you see the silhouette of a very powerful Pokémon but when you finally see what it is…" all of the sudden the phone started ringing. A large M was the caller id and so I picked it up.
"T-that's *cracks up* GENIUS, I'm really starting to like you, girl! *cracks up*," Mello laughed, I smirked.
"His reaction?" I posed.
"Priceless, I got it on camera too y'know, his face was ghost white and in terror when he saw your trainer name, which I won't question how you found it *cough*L?*cough*, it went to about to faint from failure when you beat him, then… then… THE EGG… it…,"
"When it hatches it was a troll face and it made all his Pokémon in his party back to level 1 with the ability defeatist, all his Party Pokémon have disappeared too right? No worries it'll go back to normal in about 72 hours, but don't tell him just for the funny of it okay?" I finished for him L looked like I had just killed someone; truthfully I was sure it hurt the red head a whole lot.
"Is she on there Mello… let me beat the shit out… what do you mean a GIFT?!...are you speaking German….. FUCK," I believe mat had just stormed off and wanted to kill me over a phone.
"What's a troll face…?" L and Mello both asked in unison. Crap I almost forgot it was 2002.
"You'll see in 2008 maybe," I said plainly hanging up on Mello before he could ask more about it.
"May I know," L asked, I sighed.
"It's and internet meme use to represent someone who 'trolls' online, they state off topics notions purposely to provoke other readers to react emotionally, or just to disrupt on topic discussions," I defined, L had his thumb in his mouth like he was thinking.
"Percy, are you sure you're 100% human?" L stated. I blinked surprised; had he figured it out?
"…yes… why do you ask," I lied, he frowned.
"I thought so, you aren't, are you?" he sighed, I did too I shook my head no.
"I'm more of a human than anything physically, but on the inside, I'm not human or a shinigami at all, I'm a god, I didn't know either at first but I so I was 100% human, I'm sorry if it looked like I was lying, how did you find out," I confessed, he smiled.
"No, I never actually knew but I asked the question and you lied, so you kind of answered the question I've been meaning to ask for a while," he enlightened, I felt stupid.
"actually, I never gave you those materials you have and you purposely got dressed without covering up to fend of the idea of me putting surveillance cameras in your room, so I assumed a second source of infinite I formation was at your finger tips, like when you space out someone is speaking to you, plus you didn't die after you we're attacked by Kira and light forgot you were immortal, it all adds up now, you're special" he added, a wave of relief just got me so happy I didn't have to lie to L.
Tears started to stream down my cheeks unintentionally, I tried to stop them but the would. I rubbed my and to my eyes and slowly I started to sob.
"shit," I cursed.
"Hey now, let's not get upset…," L cooed leading me to my room. He took of the metal part of my costume and took off my hat so I could get right in bed. He tucked me in and stood there for a bit walking to the door.
"Could you stay a bit, even the great L need some sleep, just stay until I fall asleep," I said inadvertently, I opened the cover signaling for him to come in, "please," I begged, he sighed and scratched his scalp, then stared until he finally jumped in beg his back to me while I turned off the lights. I forgot to mention to him I hug in my sleep; I can't sleep with out a body pillow, oh well!
L's POV
And she starts to hug me! Well it is quite comfortable to sleep for a bit but I have problems with claustrophobia. Oh well, I think it's fine if it's just Percy… she is a bit cuter when she's meek but also needy. Ah what am I saying, I need to calm down or my heart beat will wake her up! I think I should just sleep a bit it should calm me down.
Percy's POV X3 3 L (like usual! We don't change unless I say not Percy's pov)
I woke up to see L hugging me back. I was cute and all when I was half asleep, but then I realized what I should be reacting like.
"L, could you let go!?" I yelled in his ear, he woke up and did as I said.
"*yawn* good morning, don't forget your lunch, Pluto and your costume," he reminded, getting out of bed. Not the reaction I had assumed but it was funnier. His bags were less dark but still there and his hair flattened from bed head making it longer, he looked like an Itachi Uchiha with Madara's hair, which gave me an idea.
It only 6:00 it gave me enough time to take out my Sasuke shirt and turn L into Sasuke since the series had already came out in this time. Perfect he is now like a deer in a wolf's sights, my cosplay prey was right there for me to attack.
"What the…" he said before I tackled him, brush and gel in hand with red sharingan contacts in the other. I brushed down his hair until it was straight and gelled it a bit, then opening his eyes wide putting in the contacts.
"I'm getting you ready for school; you're going as Sasuke Uchiha from Naruto, I'd rather you go as Itachi but he doesn't come out until 2004 in Japan," I smiled I pulled his shirt off starting a bit at his bare chest (blush) the replaced it with a Sasuke shirt.
"Finished, now come to school with me!" I ordered getting up and fixing Pluto's and my costumes.
"Okay," his monotone, I looked at him in disbelief.
"What no rebelling, no refusing and planting yourself in a dark room and finishing the Kira case like some anti-social, sociopathic, shut-in?" I said in shock. Call me melodramatic and I kill you.
"Nope, let go to school I have to meet light," he explained.
I see this is the day Misa gets apprehended and Light fake confesses.
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"Percy you're a girl?!" Kanade exclaimed. I was about to punch him when those bitchy girls from lunch the other day came over with there slutty Halloween costumes. They were vampires, witches and werewolves, perfect costumes for them by the way, suckers, ugly hags, and female dogs or as they say; bitches.
"What an ugly little dress where did you get it manly girl from your grandma?" the leader, Mina, laughed the others did too.
"Actually yes, my Greek grandmother made it her self and shipped it from Greece the other day, it was all hand made, even the cloth, where did you get yours? or brazzers?" I smirked, everyone in the room started laughing at them. Perfect.
The girls flinched at the laughing; their leader's nose flared with anger "A-at least I'm not a homo girl who likes to cross-dress, you probably are some fag, you little–,"
"Percy I've finally found you sweetie," L walked in acting all cuddly, I get it to make her look stupid, "Oh what a slutty costume, can you believe these girls!? I hope my girlfriend, Percy, never uses this means of lingerie of making me fall even more in love with her," he said looking at mina's and her lackey's costumes. I smirked I'll play along.
"Oh Ryuga, nonsense, if she just wants' to wear that revealing costume, let her, she's not very attractive even if she does," I said back, putting my hand on his shoulder.
"arghhh, this isn't over!" she said retreating, Kanade put his foot out and tripped her while pretending like nothing happened I put my thumb up to him he smiled back.
"Wow Percy you showed her," Luka said smiling in her Pikachu costume, I smiled too. "I thought you and Ryuga weren't dating, though," she remembered I blushed, but L stepped forward.
"Yes Percy and I are dating," he announced, I hit his head with my armored fist.
"Don't say that so normally it's embarrassing," I scolded.
"But I mean it," he restated, I stopped. He wasn't lying, this was a… LOVE CONFESSION
Later.
Misa was apprehended by L and called into an interrogation. light also devised his plan and fake confess. I played out my plan A and B. the plan A was simple, after light gives up the death note don't let him regain it. But plan B was a fool proof plan I had devised, but it was one I really didn't want to use but I had to prepare just in case.
I walked alone in the fields of the park, it was cold and I had finally located the spot. I dug a hole until I found where light had hidden the death note. I tapped it until I saw Ryuk.
"Hello there goddess," he said laughing I smiled.
"Hey, Ryuk, I brought some apples you seem to like them," I said throwing him a bag full of them he laughed and ate them like his life depended on it.
"So what can I do for you Persephone," he asked.
"Since I'm technically the owner of this death note, I'd like to keep a death eraser," I said, he smirked.
"I don't know if I could do that, if you revoke the death note you forget about what it is, right?" he said.
"No I knew about the death note before all this, I would remember it all even if I forget being owner of it," I explained.
"Interesting, here have the eraser, if you eraser the name of a person whose name was written in the death note they come back to life, though you probably knew that," I nodded to him,
"I'll let you keep it on one condition, I hear the rare golden apples found in the gods realm are an antidote to the withdraw of lack of apples, could you get me one? They sound delicious," he asked, I nodded, I'm already on it, here you go! A golden apple materialized in my hand.
"Wow true work of the gods, Persephone, I give you this death eraser," he bestowed the eraser in my hand I put it in my pocket.
"I revoke ownership of this death note," I stated he sighed and snapped his hand.
I blacked out and saw where I was. I soon remembered what had happened like planed and smiled. I took out the eraser and studied it. It was what would save L if I failed. I was going to win Light, you won't kill my boyfriend.
My phone rang. It was L.
"[hey Percy, could you get back to base, I need to talk to you on some thing NOW]" he said in the phone.
"okay be right there,"
To be continued… if you fans don't kill me for making L not single. Please don't kill me, my OC isn't like the typical Mary-sue OC who is perfect and kind and not semi-evil. She really is evil in the early mornings =.=". I really don't like those OCs that everything about them is perfect and pretty. I love it when people make OCs that are realistic (oh wait my OC a paradox clone/daughter of a goddess, is immortal, and was put an anime: hypocrisy is great isn't it) they can be part hippo but what truly matters is a lovable and realistic OC has mistakes, imperfections, and can relate to real people, because your making an OC that was a real person in their world. Real people aren't perfect, I'm an author who has the courage (and stupidity) to make a character like Percy because Percy was based off of me, I'm not perfect but I take joy in writing about her because she is so fun. In real life you have to have imperfections or it really isn't much of a life. To go forward in society we need conflict, that's the only reason Humans have become the top of the food chain. By learning. What is a story without a conflict; it's not a story.