A friend of mine goes to my office.
"Hey, bro," he says. "I just want to help with your story."
"Great, can I reference right now?" I ask.
"Do it! Just do it!"
"Did you bring the McDouble?"
"Sure I did."
As I write this story, I eat it within ten seconds.
Recommended BG Music: Regicide (Destiny: The Taken King)
Chapter 10: Kyra, Goddess of Dimensions
Mark's P.O.V.
So, this is who brought us together: A goddess of worlds. Great, I hate everyone.
"I will kill you all!" Kyra sells.
"What? Das not a nice thing to say," Valkyr replies. She gets enraged with Hysteria. "I'm gonna make you bleed!"
"Whoa, calm down girl," Rick says, "we can take her."
She races towards the enemy but gets knocked back. We try to shoot her down, but she deflects the bullets and ink. I Nova Bomb her; doesn't work. Kou uses her bazooka thing; doesn't work. Rick lasers her; doesn't work. David sends in fireflies and makes her deaf; doesn't work. Valkyr charges again; knocked back again. What can we do?
"You are a broken team because of Mark. He's the bad cop. I will get rid of you, NOW!"
She sends a tiny bomb at us. I get closer for inspection. Is it a dud? Suddenly, it gets bigger.
"No, don't!"
It was a shock-wave bomb! It sends us into different directions.
"I hope you have a great time with her, Mark," the goddess screams.
I look to my right and, oh God, I have the inkling.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! SkIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILz!"