Almost a female lifestyle
Me: Chapter 9? CHAPTER 9? You think this letter on my head stands for chapter 8?
Sasuke: ARGH! WOULD YOU STOP WITH THOSE SUPERHERO QUOTES?
Me: … No?
Sasuke: ARRGH! DIE, AUTHOR DIE!
Naruto: Oh, I love Captain America! But isn't the quote about; ''Surrender? SURRENDER? You think this letter on my head stands for France?"
Me: I don't own a damn thing.
Summary: Naruto is dead-last… But is she really now? Read as she makes her way into the shinobi world with a stupid pink-haired banshee, a brooding emo like closet pervert, an open perverted sensei AND a stupid thinking idiotic fox.- FEMNARU- -One-sided; SasufemNaru and femNaruKiba. –Don't have an inner pervert. –Rated for language.
''Yo'' – Talking
'Ero-Genin' – Thinking
''Kit'' – Demon/Summoning/Inner Sakura/Inner Demon/Jutsu.
'Bitch' – Thinking for Demon/Summoning/Inner Sakura/Inner Demon.
Warning: May or may not contain spoilers… o_o'! And bad language, sorry still don't have an inner pervert… o_o'!
Chapter 9 – Kiba VS Sasuke
In front the academy stood two… no three Genins, the third just came, and was about to get their fighting nerves ready… IT WAS THE CHUNIN EXAM TIME! Their sensei had just told them about it, and they burned his book, for being so damn forgetful. 'I can't believe Kaka-sensei didn't tell us about the exam… before yesterday! TODAY'S THE FUCKING EXAM!' Naruto thought as she silently cursed a few words out.
''Sasu-chan, Banshee! How are you guys, haven't seen ya' for like… yesterday.'' Naruto grinned. 'When our fucked up sensei, told us about the Chunin exam going on… today! Stupid forgetful sensei, I'll kill him after our big exam! YOSH! I'LL GET PROMOTED!'
''Hey Naru-ch…'' Sasuke trailed off, 'Save it, save it, save it… I can't afford more minus points…' He inhaled deeply before continuing, ''arming… Naru-charming…?'' He questioned himself. Seeing her annoyed face, made him take a step back and shut up.
'He was about to call me, Naru-chan. -11 again… but he did call me charming, so… -10.' She sighed. ''You guys have any plans, 'cause I'm planning on fuck it all, and be myself.''
''We have to keep low-profile. Sasuke-kun, no flirting with your teammate during the exam. Naruto, no threatening your upper-classmen. And for me, no showing fear.'' Sakura responded.
''Good idea, I like it.'' Naruto retorted.
''Why can't I flirt? It's not like it will be noticed, or anything.'' Sasuke complained.
''No, but it annoys me, and when I'm annoyed I attend to break something, that way we will not be keeping so low a profile, now would we?'' She scolded.
'Didn't Banshee have a crush on Ero-Genin? Is this conversely day? I have to check it out…' Naruto thought. ''Banshee, you look great today.'' She complimented.
Sakura looked weirdly at her, and sighed. ''Thanks… Naruto?''
Sasuke stood there gaping slightly. ''Naruto, it's not conversely day…''
''Huh, it's not? Then you look like a fucking whore, Banshee.'' She corrected.
''ARGH, NARUTO IDIOT!'' Sakura punched her.
''Let's just go in, already. Dobe, Sakura… let's go.'' Sasuke demanded.
''Why does he still call me Dobe? Didn't he have a crush on me?'' She asked Sakura. 'Of course Banshee wouldn't know… I am the only one… and Ero-Genin-Teme… and Kiba… who knows about this. Hm, did Sasu-chan really flirt with me that much?'
Sakura growled. ''No he doesn't, he's just blind… and would you stop calling me Banshee?''
''… no.'' Naruto smiled innocently.
''Then I'll call you Shorty.'' Sakura retorted, with an evil grin.
''SHORTY? I'M NOT SHORT!''
''Naruto, are you alright?'' Sasuke asked, with a hint of concern. She looked slightly pale, but also exited and angry. ''And yeah… you are short…
She looked at him with a glare, piercing through his 'I'm-better-than-you'-attitude. ''I'M NOT ALRIGHT! KAKA-SENSEI TOLD US ABOUT THIS YESTERDAY, YESTERDAY! I didn't even get any fucking training done…'' She was cut off by a slap on the back of her head. ''The hell Banshee!''
''Stop complaining, and look professional! You're an embarrassment to this team!'' Sakura growled.
Sasuke sighed. 'They're at it again… They've been fighting since Wave. Girls… I'll never understand them.'
''Please just let us in.'' A girl with two buns in her head begged the two guards in front of the door.
''HA, you shouldn't even be here. The exam will be ten times harder than this, you should just give up.'' The one with the big nose mocked.
''Who the hell is that prick?'' Naruto hissed. ''I should teach him some manners.'' She took out her favorite little kunai, and aimed it at the poor boy. Until a hand came in the way, and ruined it all.
''Naruto, you shouldn't do that. We have to keep low profile, to protect ourselves.'' Sasuke said.
''You just don't want anything to happen to my pretty face.'' She replied with a glare.
''That too.'' He admitted.
''Thank you for worrying, Sasu-chan, but I'm fine.''
''You sure?''
''I'm sure.''
''Sasuke-kun, Naruto… don't you think this is a Genjutsu, or something?'' Sakura asked.
''Why would it be a Genjutsu?'' Naruto stupidly grinned.
''Because this is only second floor.''
''Hn, then tell them off, Sakura.'' The Uchiha calmly said with a smirk.
''Didn't you just fucking say that we should keep a low profile?'' Naruto added a little pressure on low, just to see where he was going with the whole thing.
''Sometimes you'll have to keep a high profile, to make sure they don't mess with you.'' He replied.
Narutos P.O.V
Stupid Uchiha bastard, I can take care of myself, and if I don't, Kiba is always there… always. LIKE ALWAYS, YEAH! This is really fucked up. I didn't even notice we were on the second floor… I have to pretend I know what the fuck we're doing.
Sasu-chan and Banshee walked in the front and I in the back… Why did I always have to be in the back? I have the best body; I'm born to show it off. Although… I don't know what's under Sasu-chans close… yet. I'll find out one day… NYAHAHAHAHA! I'll never be normal…
I feel bad for these people. I know that we're probably not the strongest people around, but we are deadly… well, I am…
Sasukes P.O.V
''You should probably get rid of such a crappy Genjutsu, you're not fooling anyone.'' Sakura said, and we looked around. ''Well… you're not fooling us at least.'' She giggled lightly, and I turned to look at a smirking Naruto.
She probably had something up her sleeves… or she's just pretending to know what's going on. Cute. I know what you're thinking, the prideful, emotionless, stoic, great, handsome and so on, Uchiha, had the hots for the Uzumaki chick. She's a challenge, and Inuzuka is my competition.
Inuzuka Kiba… Narutos best guy friend… The one with the biggest shot of becoming her boyfriend. I won't let that happen. I will earn that +10… Is Kiba +10? If he is… I could transform into him, and then turn him into a –huge number… That's a plan.
''Oh, they busted us…'' One of the stupid looking guards said, as the Genjutsu released, and Naruto stepped forward.
''Hell yeah you're busted! Now slowly… walk away and I'll probably let you guys off with just a bruise.'' Damn it, Naruto…
''Oh really… You guys… aren't you guys the rookie of the year team…'' The stupid looking jerk asked.
'How did they know? Are the other rookies also here? I'll get to kick Kibas ass, once and for all! OH YEAH!' What…? Shut up. ''Did the other rookies pass by?'' I asked them, and they nodded in respond.
''But let's see how you go against this now…'' The stupid looking one once again said as he kicked out after us. I stepped forward in front of my teammates, and kicked out after him.
Suddenly a flash of green came running and stopped our legs from crashing. When the flash stopped, my food and the stupid looking persons food, was in the hands of a green weirdo, with bowl-cut hair… Was that really a Konoha Genin? He looked stupid.
But caching my kick with his hands… what is this chakra in his arms?
The green weirdo sighed, as his teammates stepped up to him. ''Hey, what happened to the plan? You're the one who said we shouldn't draw attention to ourselves.'' The brown-haired guy with milky-white eyes said. Probably a Hyuga like Hinata.
''Well…'' The green weirdo started as he looked at Naruto with a blush… WHAT THE HELL! IS HE CHECKING HER OUT OR SOMETHING? He walked over to her, and by every step… it pissed me off. ''I am Rock Lee, and what might your name be, sunflower?'' Sunflower… I feel depressed….
''Uzumaki Naruto, the one and only!'' She responded cheerfully. I growled slightly at the vision.
''Let's go out together Naruto-san! I'll protect you 'til I die!'' That Lee-guy exclaimed.
I walked over to them, and put a hand on his shoulder, as I glared intensely at him. ''What are you doing…?'' I dangerously whispered.
''Sasu-chan, don't worry, I wouldn't have said yes. You know I couldn't do that to Kiba and you. Ah, the wonder to have guys fighting over one…'' She sighed dreamily, and I growled at her. ''Aw, Sasu-chan… gone kitty all over me now?'' She laughed.
''Hn.'' Smooth reply Sasuke… smooth reply.
''Smooth reply Sasu-chan.'' I growled at her again.
''You, what's your name?'' The boy with the milky-white eyes asked me.
''It's common courtesy to introduce yourself, before asking.'' I replied, and his eyes narrowed.
''You're a rookie, right? How old are you?'' He asked.
''I don't have to answer that.'' I sighed and turned away from him followed by my two teammates. 'Man, there is a bunch of… monsters here.'
As we walked down some stairs, we were stopped by the green weirdo. ''HEY, YOU WITH THE ATTITUDE!'' He yelled at us.
''Hey, Sasu-chan, he knows your name.'' Naruto joked, and Sakura snickered slightly. I DON'T GET GIRLS!
''What do you want?'' I asked him.
''I want to fight you!'' He exclaimed, and jumped down from the stand.
''A fight right now?''
''YES!'' He stood up from his position, and pointed at himself. ''My name's Rock Lee! If you want to know the name of your opponent, you have to introduce yourself first, right? What's your name?''
''Uchiha Sasuke.''
''I want to fight you!'' He took his fighting position and continued. ''I want to test my techniques against the offspring of the genius ninja clan… plus…'' He looked over at Naru-chan…
Hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no, hell no…
''Hell no.'' I muttered, as I glared at him. ''I have no intension of fighting you. But stay away from Naruto, or I might just kill you.''
Lee looked over at me again. ''Could it be… that the great, Uchiha Sasuke… is in love with the lovely Uzumaki Naruto.''
''I feel forgotten.'' I heard Sakura growl out.
''Don't worry Banshee, it just shows that nobody likes you!'' Naruto laughed loudly.
''A laugh of an angel.'' Lee said. ''I want to fight you know, Uchiha Sasuke-kun.''
''Fine.'' I hissed out.
Narutos P.O.V
Five minutes after the fight…
''Stupid idiot, taking a challenge like that! He's our upperclassman! Damn this shit.'' I grumbled.
''Naruto... I get it, I get it. I got my ass kicked, and now I need some help. I have a pain on my cheek, I need you.'' He smirked.
''Fuck you. What happened to no flirting?''
''That wasn't flirting, that was a request!'' He defended, and I snorted.
I punched him on the cheek… hard… ''Jerk.'' Yeah, I was mad at him. The jerk! I don't even feel like making a joke out of it. He walked up some stairs to get to the third floor and found our lovely sensei. Hatake Kakashi, the one and only.
''Ah, I see you all came. Well go inside… I don't want to waste any more time.'' Kaka-sensei said. I glared at him and walked ahead of my teammates, who walked behind me.
''Sasuke-kun!'' A Bimbo shrieked…
Normal P.O.V
Naruto looked at the direction of the sound and found a pale blond-haired girl with pale blue eyes, running towards them and jumping up on Sasukes back, followed by two boys looking as bored as hell. Sakura and Naruto gaped at the girl's behavior. ''INO-PIG! GET OFF OF SASUKE-KUN!'' Sakura scolded.
''Like hell I would, he likes it. Don't you like it Sa-Su-Ke-Kun?'' Ino asked slowly as she pinched his cheek.
''Bimbo, can't you see he's in fucking pain?'' Naruto hissed.
''OH KAMI, SASUKE-KUN! WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU?'' She shrieked.
''YAHOO! We're all here!'' A voice called out, showing Kiba, Shino and Hinata.
''HINATA-CHAN!'' Naruto exclaimed happily, as she jumped in the arms of the poor, poor girl. ''I've missed you so much, have you missed me? I bet you did.'' She squealed.
''Naru-chan, I've missed you too.'' Hinata hugged her back, as they both stood there for a while.
''YAA, why don't ya' just make out, it will be even hotter.'' Kiba said smirking.
''Naruto, what do you see in him as your best guy friend?'' Sasuke asked.
''What was that, Uchiha?'' Kiba growled.
''Oh, nothing… Just me saying that you're an idiot.'' He replied.
''WHAT? I'LL RIP OFF YOUR BALLS!''
''Oh yeah? Spell it.''
''B-A-L-S! BALLS! NOW SPELL DEATH!'' Kiba responded.
''You… you spelled balls wrong…'' Sasuke responded… ''And back off before I'll stick a kunai up your ass!''
''I would have put a kunai up yours, if you didn't have that ten feet pole filling in!''
''I'm sorry I didn't hear you for that noise of you begging for mercy.''
''WHAT? I'M A MAN, NOT YOU!''
''I would never in my wildest dreams beg for mercy…''
''N-NARU-CHAN! What are you doing…?'' A quiet voice came.
''Your look like you're having a bad time in that jacket, take it off, or I will.'' A louder voice demanded.
Kiba and Sasuke looked at the girls, and smirked. ''Aren't they cute together…'' They thought for a moment, when Kiba finished talking.
''That would be really hot.'' Sasuke replied nodding, and Kiba nodded in agreement.
''Hey you guys you should be more quiet.'' A grey-haired dude said as he walked towards us, with a hand on his hip. ''You guys are rookies just out of the academy, right? Screaming like little school girls… Geez. This isn't a picnic.''
''And just who do you think you are?'' Ino asked.
''I'm Kabuto.'' He answered. ''But instead of that, look behind you.'' He motioned with his hand.
''Behind?'' Sakura questioned.
They all looked behind and saw all the Genins taking the exam… scary Genins. They were currently glaring at the poor Genins.
''Those guys behind you are from the Hidden Rain, they have short tempers. Everyone is nervous about the exams, so you should quiet down before you cause a scene.'' He suggested, ''well guess I can't blame you, you're clueless rookies. You remind me of how I used to be.''
''Kabuto-san, right? Is this your second time?'' Sakura asked.
''Nope. This is my seventh time. The exam is held twice a year, so this is my fourth year.'' He replied. ''And because I'm such a nice guy… I'll share some info with such cute rookies.'' He took a bunch of cards out and looked up at them from the floor. ''Any requests?''
Sasuke stepped forward with a straight face and said; ''Sabaku no Gaara of Suna, and Rock Lee of Konoha.''
''Okay, first up is Rock Lee.'' Kabuto started. ''Okay, he's a year older than you guys. Mission history – D-rank – 20 completed, C-rank – 12 completed. His sensei is Gai. His Taijutsu have improved greatly this year, all the other stuff is nothing impressive. Last year he gained attention as a talented new Genin, but he did not participate in the exam. On his team are Hyuga Neji and Tenten.'' He finished.
''Hyuga… Neji… Hey, Hinata, isn't that your cousin or something?'' Naruto asked, and Hinata nodded in reply.
''Next is Sabaku no Gaara. He's yours age, mission status, c-rank 8, b-rank 1… wow a b-rank mission as a Genin. Since he's a newcomer from a foreign country, I don't have so much info on him, but… it seems like he has returned from all the missions unscratched… that's really something.'' Kabuto continued. ''Remember now, from all the villages, they have only elites here. Well, Oto… is more of a minor village so I wouldn't know anything about that. But the rest is big hidden villages.''
Suddenly three Genins attacked Kabuto, one of them launched an arm with a gauntlet on towards Kabuto, but he dodged a good dodge. 'Nice dodge.' Sasuke thought. Suddenly Kabutos glasses broke, and people around stared in wonder. He had dodged and everything.
'Oto-nins?' Naruto thought as she took out her favorite kunai and threw it in their direction. She teleported to the kunai, and grabbed it, as she put it to the Oto-nins throat. ''Mercy?''
'A-All I saw was a yellow flash…' The poor Oto-nin thought.
Me: I'll stop here, because I have to go to the doctor tomorrow, and he told me to rest my hands. I just wanted to have this out of the way first.
Naruto: Next chapter… I think you know.
Sasuke: Yeah, review, blah, blah, blah…