Tell me this is all a dream
"I win!"
"Tch. It's just beginner's luck" he said
"Ohh... Maybe I have a chance to beat you again with my good fortune. But I'm always lucky Neji" I smiled at him. He glared at me, pissed about losing. Talk about his pride, he doesn't want to admit defeat. Well I guess Neji has an interesting character at the Naruto Series.
I lend him my hand to get him out. He slapped it back "Rude" I said "Learn to get help from others" "Tch. I don't need help from anyone like you" he said "Screw off with you and your bad attitude" I said. I heard Yusuke to try to control his laughter at the pun that I intended. "Well the winner is Nise" Tenten said "Yosh! I going to work hard so I can beat Nise and Neji!" Lee said "That's right Lee! I see the power of youth in your eyes!" he hugged Lee and suddenly a sunset appeared.
'Is this Genjutsu?' all of us sweat dropped
"Well we gotta go now Gai. My team will be accepting missions" Anko said "Really we're going to get missions already!?" Yusuke said excitedly "Of course, you pass so you guys gotta take missions" she said with a smirk. "Yas! I've been waiting for this" Yusuke yelled again. 'I don't like where this is going' Me and Asami thought. "Bye see you guys again" I said to them and went at the mission's tower.
"Team 11, right? Are you ready for picking up the groceries for Tamako-san?" the Hokage said. Yusuke looked pale immediately "What I thought we're going to fight off bandits" he whispered to me "Pshh, like they send a genin like you to fight off bandits" I said to him "I wasn't asking for your opinion" he said "You directly asked the question to me Yusuke." I said back at him. "—no Hokage-sama, Team 11 wants to Capture Tora" Anko said "Are you sure?" he asked us. The two of them nodded not knowing anything about it. "Okay Team 11 for Caprture Tora mission. Get him back here at the end of the day" he said. We exited the office.
"Who's Tora?" Asami asked "No Asami. Not a who but an it's an it. It's basically a demon" I said to them "Sensei are you going to help us?" Yusuke asked "Nahh. You can catch the cat on your own. Tell me if you got the cat already, I'll be at the dango shop. Bye" she quickly ran off the dango shop. "So we're going to catch a cat" Asami said a little disappointed "A cat? Pssh, It would be easy" Yusuke said with confidence "Haha good luck. Ask me if you need help. Since Yusuke can handle it" I said "hmph, of course I can handle it" he glared at me. "Where do we start though?" Asami aksed.
'Crash'
We suddenly heard a noise at the alley. Yusuke checked it out immediately. "Woah look what I found" he said. What we saw was ten cats surrounding the two cats at the middle. And the cats in the middle...seemed to be fighting? 'What is this an illegal boxing match' I thought. We saw Tora, a cat with ribbon on his neck. "Hey... this is a perferct Meow-ment to catch it" I said "But the cats" Asami said worriedly. Without warning Yusuke immediately dashed at the cats "Hey!" we both shouted. We followed Yusuke until we reached the forest and for a long time we already caught Tora. "Look guys I did it!" Yusuke said proudly "Yusuke it's we not me, okay? But your pretty cathletic, but too bad your dumb" I said "Arghh! stop with your puns" he complained "But this time is a purr-fect opportunity to do it" I said to him. He glared at me.
The three of us was covered in scratches and dirt. We went immediately went at the missions office.
"Team 11, from Capture Tora" Asami said "Team 11? That was fast. You have the shortest record. The previous record was an hour and you got 37 minutes" The Hokage said "You must be kittening around Hokage-sama" I said. They all stared at me, I awkwardly coughed. The Hokage sighed "Where's your sensei anyways?" he asked "She's at—" I cut off what Asami was saying "She's uhh constipated today. Anko-sensei ate too much Dangos" I said "Okay, then are you ready for another mission" the Hokage asked us "Hai!"
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"Nise, you forgot the other groceries!" Yusuke yelled "Huh? you get it then" "Why me?!" "Guys, guys settle down. I think Anko-sensei put back all the groceries that we delivered" Asami calmly said "ARRgh this is all your fault Nise. Why did you put Laxative on Sensei's dangos?" he said angrily "Pffft. She just can't hold it in." I said
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"Yusuke I think you have paint on your shorts" Asami said "Eww. It's even brown" he said "Haha, looks like you took a crap" I said. Yusuke tried to remove the paint "Yusu-baka! Don't brush it off, it will spread even more!" I said. "Too late" Asami said as she got a paint thinner "I blame you" he pointed at me "Wha? Why me?" I asked "You have the less mess around here" he said "That's stupid, I've been framed" I playfully cried. "Just finish the work guys!"
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"Sensei! Can you help us to feed the baby?" Yusuke asked "This is your mission. Do your work" she was relaxing while we're trying hard to babysit the children. "Instead of five children, I think we're baby sitting six of them" I whispered to them "Hey! I heard that. I'm not a kid" our sensei yelled. 'But you act like one' all of us sweat dropped.
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"Today guys. You're going to run 500 laps today" Sensei said "It's that why you called us?" "Yup." "Like three in the morning?" Yusuke asked "Of course, I'm your sensei! I'll train you guys cool jutsu" she said. 'This is the payment for the laxatives that I put into her dangos' I thought. Both me and Asami sighed "Fine."
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