Chapter Ten-Aussies: On Your Server?
"Look Sambaa, we have to get these two together." Demi whined.
"I don't know, it could be dangerous, I know Pope's awesome and everything but…" Sambaa replied reluctantly.
"Oh come on, Pope is such an oblivious idiot he wouldn't know danger if it bit him in the ass."
"That's what I mean, it could be like a front."
From behind, Pope pops up behind the two, "Hey, what's up?"
The two schemers jump in surprise and tried to deceive him. And being the oblivious idiot he was, PopeMercutio believed them.
Sambaa was quick to stutter, "Nothing, we had been discussing the new dungeons we could run, I need just one more piece to my epic set."
"So, Pope, where exactly in down under do you live?" Demetriss slyly asks.
"FOR GOODNESS SAKES!!" PopeMercutio cried with his balled fists shaking and burning eyes, "I AM NOT AN AUSSIE! I LIVE IN BALTIMORE DARN IT."
"You mean like USA Baltimore?" Demetriss probed.
"Is there any other stinkin' Baltimore?"
"Who knows, but you do live in the US?"
"I wouldn't be using this server if I wasn't."
Sambaa pipes in at this point, "Well, I for one do live in Australia and I as a matter a fact do use this server."
Demetriss and PopeMercutio stare at the gnome with slack jaws and exclaim, "There are actually Aussies on this server?"