Let's try to get this posted before the school year ends! If I don't get it uploaded, you people are out of luck and I'm sorry. Until I get Internet, you are still out of luck. For alas, no updates! Hopefully, I won't take a trip to Loony-ville and start having conspiracy theory conversations with my refridgerator...
A virtual Chibi-Denmark to the people who know what I'm talking about!
Onto the story, my Hetalians~!
Disclaimer: Do I look like the genius who made Hetalia? No? Well, then I obviously didn't create it! Ha, suing people! This is one sucker you ain't gonna suck!
Chapter 10: I Come In Peace.
Not The Wurst Place To Be was -unsurprisingly to Lukas- not a German bar. Alfred just called it German because it had the word 'wurst' in the name. Actually, it was a multicultural bar which was surprisingly empty. Its emptiness seemed to be enhanced by the lack of a partical of dust that exactly zero photons could... Well, you get the point. It was empty of all signs of daily life, besides the German Shepard and Hanatamago being obviously living and their at the moment. Lukas turned around to check the sign on the door and yes, it said the bar was open. He wondered if somebody before them had walked in, thought 'there's no way they're open', and left again without looking at the open sign. While Lukas was questioning how right the open sign was, Alfred had walked up to the bar and started patting on it with his tomato-covered hands. This brought the place to life by over 9000 percent, in the five seconds that Alfred had put his hands on the counter.
The start being the German Shepard started barking at Alfred, with the underlying threat that it was going to kill him if he kept making a mess. Hanatamago also joined in the barking, but in the sense that he was welcoming them, rather then threating them a painfully death. This caused a crashing in the kitchen and a painful sounding explosion that made Lukas shudder. He hoped someone hadn't stuck a fork in the toaster. An Italien man who looked a lot like Lovino but with lighter hair stumbled out of the kitchen, a larger blonde German following him. The two were covered in soot and smears, getting the place messier, and the door opened with Tino and Berwald walking into the newly destroyed Not The Wurst Place To Be. If Lukas had to question something about the bar, it was if the name was appropriate. He decided that it probably would of in the recent past. Still, even though it wouldn't be the 'wurst' place to be, Lukas could think of other places that he would rather be like Alfred's closet, for example.
"What idiot puts a spoon in the microwave!?" The German began shouting. To this question, Alfred, the Italien, and all of the extraterristrials raised their hands. The German just shook his head, obviously upset at the state of the kitchen.
"'ll t'k' c'r' 'f 't," Berwald mumbled, patting the German on the shoulder as he passed him on the way to the kitchen. The Italien cowered behind the German as Berwald crossed his path. Lukas saw this as an unnessary move, because cowering closer to the German brought him closer to Berwald, which was not the point of cowering.
"It's your shift? Awww man~ I wanted to avoid you today," Alfred moaned in complaint, giving the German a tired look.
The tired look was responded to with a glare, "I wanted to avoid you, too. You and your mess-making." The German motioned to the tomato-covered counter.
"Calm down, you guys! Ludwig, you haven't met Lukas," stated Tino, drawing attention onto himself and the emotionless alien beside Alfred. Tino always settled fights before they got started and stopped tie-stranglings before they went too far. He was a peace-maker with the powerful threat of a sniper rifle if he was forced to get physical. Lukas offered his hand to Ludwig, who shook it unlike Alfred had when they met. Okay, Lukas thought, this is getting confusing...
"Is it customary to smack someone's hand when greeting them? Or is it customary to shake someone's hand," he whispered to Alfred, Ludwig giving him a curious look.
Alfred whispered back, making Ludwig give them a ticked off look, "Just do whatever you want to, bro. It's not a big deal!" Lukas nodded before wondering how Alfred had shouted and whispered at the same time. With the thought of greeting Ludwig in mind, Lukas settled with a stereotypical-alien greeting all of his kind had usually joked about.
"I come in peace," stated Lukas, flashing a peace-sign at the confused German. This sent Tino into a giggling fit, Alfred chuckling loudly, and the Italien smiling at Lukas. However, Ludwig did not find it funny at all and glared at Lukas. Lukas started wondering if Ludwig's face would freeze like Berwald's did. Then again, the conditions of the planets were different, meaning their home was freezing cold and Ludwig's was not.
"Alright, you two have had your fun. Now, get out!" This was finalized with the German Shepard snapping at their heels as the alien and alien-fanatic ran from Not The Wurst Place To Be. With their failures mounting up, the alien was tired and fell asleep with the closet door open, curled up in a little ball in his comforter nest. Alfred smiled slightly at the sleeping Lukas, before he crawled into bed himself. Thier search for the missing alien would continue with convincing a church fellowship of alien existence.
I had a really weird dream last night! Even worst, it was an anime dream! Meaning, it was cartoon-y and had more than one anime character in it. It involved me, a fem-Kanda from -Man, and a fem-Alois from Black Butler. We were walking down a hallway that was never-ending and had a weird baboon sign that repeated itself on the wall of the hallway we were walking down. Then a random guy that looked like Tsuna from Katekyo Hitman Reborn came out of nowhere and one of the signs turned into a door! When we asked what it led to, he told us it was a hentai cafe, ran inside, and the door disappeared. This really ticked everyone off for some reason. While we thought about beating that guy up, Lord Death from Soul Eater appeared out of nowhere! But just before he said anything, I woke up. I was so bummed his cartoon-y voice wasn't in my dream...
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