Albus Dumbledore was one pissed off cookie.
Harry had refused to spoon with him last night and on top of that he had to bust out of Hogwarts to avoid being arrested by Chocolate Fudge and the ministry of magic for the death of Draco Malfoy.
When confronted Dumbledore told the ministry that Harry was responsible for Draco's death.
When the ministry tried to arrest Dumbledore after they didn't believe him Dumbledore took out his wand and killed half the aurors present.
Now:
Dumbledore had seeked shelter in an abandoned meat factory in Liverpool England.
Dumbledore was now having sex with his 2 muggle boyfriends Kurt and Zachary.
Dumbledore snorted in pleasure of having 2 men keep him company in time of crisis.
Dumbledores good time wouldn't last as there was a loud crash down stairs.
Dumbledore saw that it was some aurors.
"Oh damn they comin to bust me ass!" Dumbledore rapped.
Dumbledore who was naked flipped into the air and jumped on an auror.
Dumbledore then sucked the aurors soul out, and ate his Kidneys.
Dumbledore then did parkored off the wall to escape.
Dumbledore was now 2 times stronger after sucking the soul out of the auror.
Now he wanted more.