Challenge Issued

By: Silverwolf

Konan sits across from Itachi as the Uchiha continues typing what appears to be the needed papers for a lawsuit. Deidara sits along one side of the desk. Itachi tries to ignore the blonde as Deidara continues with pestering the raven during typing. Konan looks at Itachi, "why don't you hire an assistant for that?" Itachi shrugs, "mostly because I don't exactly have the grand social behavior to deal with another person." Konan laughs, "and yet you deal well with us." Itachi shrugs while typing, "you accept the social flaws I have without dwelling on them. Just because I'm great in court doesn't mean I'm the butterfly."

Konan nods, "I'm well aware. Though I do have a question... you going with all of us for the opening of Devil's Thrill." Itachi looks at Konan, "Devil's Thrill?" Konan nods, "the night club reopened." Itachi shrugs, "that's something I didn't know." Konan laughs, "well you do now, so are you coming along?" Itachi shakes his head, "there wouldn't be a point. I don't dance, and I'm interested in drinking among idiots."

Deidara laughs, "that sounds like something you'd say Uchiha, yeah." Konan watches Itachi as the raven's eyes are focused on the blonde. Konan tilts her head. Deidara narrows a pair of crystal eyes, "what the hell are you looking at Uchiha, yeah." Itachi tilts his head a bit, "I was only noticing how you do kind of have the appearance of a woman. Not only that but you and my brother's significant other could pass for siblings."

Deidara shakes his head, "that's not true. Okay, maybe half of it's true. But not the being related to that brat your brother keeps. Besides there's no proof that any of the rumors from my past are true." Itachi looks at Deidara, "what rumors?"

Konan makes a face, "those in charge used to tell everyone that Deidara was born to Minato Namikaze also. There's never been any proof. To tell the truth, there isn't even a record of Deidara's birth... much less if he's the forgotten prince's brother."

Deidara looks at Konan, "it doesn't mean nothing if it could be proved. I'm just a vagabond without an actual address. It's not like when he died there was actually anything to leave to his son. You and both know know that."

Konan nods, "actually I know a little more. What awaited Naruto wasn't riches but disintegration... among the ranks, the branches, all of it. Because everyone had their own ideas after Naruto's father died. But enough about the past."

Deidara nods as Itachi shoves the blonde's feet from in front of the screen. "Deidara, I have plenty to do without your antics." The blonde makes a face. Konan sighs, "all work and no play. No wonder they all say you're pretty dull." Itachi looks at Konan, "unfortunately, I have a job and a life."

Konan looks at Itachi, "we all do. And we still manage to have time for fun. Hell, if you ask me your brother has more complete than you do and I notice he has time for himself personally." Itachi looks at Konan and begins to protest. Deidara shakes his head, "just let him hang around here. It's not like he'd enjoy himself or even be able to get some chick's attention for that matter."

Itachi looks at the long haired blonde, "is that a challenge? It sure sounded like one." Deidara makes a face, "not a challenge a fact. You couldn't get a date if you were the only man on in the universe... you hear me Uchiha." Itachi shoves Deidara from the desk making the blonde have to stand. "I actually could get a date. Even if I lack social skill. Mostly because what I don't have in being social I do have in looks."

Konan laughs, "that sounds like a challenge to me." Deidara narrows a pair of crystal eyes. "You're on Uchiha. I accept that challenge, yeah." Konan laughs a bit louder, "since I'm here I get to take it to the guys and they get to decide what happens to the loser." Deidara looks at Konan, "not necessary, if I win he's gonna be my bitch, yeah." Itachi looks at Deidara, "if I win you're going to make the best transvestite out there." Deidara swallows a moment, "you can't do that Uchiha! That's the worst thing you can do, yeah." Itachi looks at Konan, "you can take the terms up with everyone else, but I think they'll enjoy the challenge and the terms." Konan laughs, "this is going to be interesting. And you have to finish what you're typing since you now have to be sure to join us tonight." Itachi nods lightly as slender fingers continue their dance across a keyboard.

A/N: The Devil's Thrill gets to be the be the place to answer the challenge between Itachi and Deidara. The terms are set... now who will be considered the winner? Wil Deidara have to cross-dress or will Itachi become the blonde's bitch?

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