Me: I'm back! Man these characters must have time travel fan fiction jet lag.
Amber: urgh... I'm so sick...
Me: Amber! Oh no! I mustn't interfere! That could break the forth wall! You are banned from this chapita!
Amber: what?! Nooo! Blergh!
Me: O_o
Bob: blergh!
Me:... Okay the next person to vomit has to clean it up!
All:... Blergh!
Me: oh no! Not on my mum's new carpet!
Bob POV
"Sooo." I started. "What's up?" My sister turned to me. Then back to shark.
"Hey guys did you hear anything?" She asked.
"Real mature Char." I rolled my eyes. Steve walked up behind me.
"Don't worry she'll come through." He soothed.
"Your so lucky Amber understands." I replied. His eyes popped open.
"Who said Amber understands? She's going through some tough times one of her new friends was attacked by the stray vampires." Steve explained. Now it was my turn for my eyes to pop.
"I'm sending Charity home then." I reasoned.
"What?! I mean did you hear something?" Charity blurted.
"I can only hear the voices that are telling me to kill you." Shark explained. I tensed. " dude. I was kidding. Anyway your the one doing my twin." Me and Steve blushed.
"You have?! You, you argh!" Charity ran out of the room.
"Stupid homophobes..." Steve muttered. I glared at him. "What?!"
"She's my sister!" I retorted.
"Yeah and you have two others! No biggie." Steve casually replied. I couldn't believe him!
"No biggie?! No biggie?! What is that supposed to mean?! Char is the only sister I don't regret having! Trixie is only concerned with her job! And Whinnie is only an in law!" I shouted. I had scared the twins and I was sparking... Literately.
"Whoa... Dude calm down..." Shark stuttered. He then glared at Steve who had flitted (1) next to him. "This is your fault bro."
"How was I supposed to know he would try to kill me!" Steve argued. "Anyway this is obviously Yours and Charity's fault!"
"And how so?" Shark asked.
"Well you were being very homophobic!" Steve protested.
"Dude! We just learned the people we're closest to, who we tell all are secrets, are gay! How do you expect me to respond! And to told Amber before me! I mean we're closer than close!" Shark responded. He then left the room. I was still glaring at my lover.
"Y-your n-not going t-to h-urt m-me right?" Steve stammered. "Bob? I didn't mean it! Just please don't hurt me with your scary wizard powers!" I blinked.
"What?" I asked. Steve relaxed.
"Oh you now the crutacious curse. The killing curse. The possessing curse..." Steve listed on his fingers. I face palmed myself.
"Okay, who let you watch Harry Potter?!" I questioned.
Me: that's it! Sorry for the long wait and short chapter! Lets just forget you had to wait for this chapter Kay?
Bob: alright! Who let Steve watch Harry Potter!?
Amber & me: she did!