Oh the shame of being kicked out of the Hogwarts carol group. Anyone could join, regardless of ability, but of course Fred and George were kicked out in their first session.

It was all going so well. They sang 'God Rest Ye Merry Hippogriffs' and 'A Hogsmeade Wonderland', and Clementine and the twins were actually really enjoying themselves. None of them could sing, but it didn't stop them from having fun, even if people were staring at them. But then the twins had to ruin it, in the break.

"Ready, George?" Fred whispered. Clementine turned to look at him with a slight frown; 'Ready George?' was rarely followed by anything good or within the school rules.

"Ready, Fred." George was grinning. The next second, before Clementine could stop them, the twins were belting out their own pre-written Christmas carol;

"JINGLE BELLS,
VOLDY SMELLS,
HARRY'S GOT A SCAR!
CLEMMY'S HOT,
PERCY'S NOT,
WHAT A BRILLIANT DAY!

JINGLE BELLS,
RONALD SMELLS,
HERMIONE RAN AWAY!
DUMBLEDORE'S HOT,
SNAPE IS NOT!
THE TWINS ARE THE BEST IN SCHOOL!"

Flitwick said he admired their creativity, but told them to come back another day when their creativity had run out as it wasn't appropriate for the school carol group. Clementine was somewhat amused, particularly as she was featured in the song, but was still ashamed of them for being the only students to be thrown out.