A/N : I am going to try to update sooner , i know I've said that like a thousand times but with school almost ending i will have more free time. ohh by the way this one is extra long just to make up for being sooo late !
SK : Hello everyone !
Everyone * Stares*
SK : Welcome to another episode of … the … late night
Everyone * still staring*
SK : With Kuroshitsuji …. * looks at everyone* What?
Everyone: Where the hell have you been?
SK : Sorry !
Ciel : Sorry? it's the second time you've done this to us , to the fans !
SK : Don't be so dramatic , they don't sit in front of their computer wondering when am I going to update they have lives unlike you , you eternal demonic brat !
Ciel : You don't know that ! You eternally procrastinating demon !
SK : But I wasn't , You see my 8 hour shift got changed to 12 and now instead of 5 days a week am working 6 so please don't be mad
Ciel : No matter how much you beg I wont forgive you
SK : umm …. I wasn't talking to you I was talking to the readers and on top of that I still have to attend classes so sorry for not updating sooner
Sebastian : Next time you leave for a period of time notify someone even That guy showed up here looking for you
SK : That guy ? What guy?
Grell : Ah ~ Sebas is speaking about William . Everyone was looking for you we didn't know if you had gone back to your time or what !
Alois : Yeah and Shiro I didn't know you was a demon
SK *sighs* : I already told you Alois that I was , you guys don't pay attention
Claude : Or rather a time traveling demon ?
Sebastian : How is that possible ?
Ciel : And if your really a demon , why is it that your working with the soul reaper aren't you guys enemies?
Everyone * nods in agreement and wait for an answer*
SK : Wait …. How did you guys find out ?
Alois : That red thing over there * points at Grell* and some guy with glasses …
Claude : They all wear glasses highness
Alois : whatever , came and told us
Ciel : Are you some kind of demon traitor?
SK : What? No
Sebastian : Its not often a demon is born with such powers
SK * shrugs shoulders* : What can I say my parents are ….. Umm ….. Were very powerful demons
Everyone : Were ?
SK * nods* : And the reason why I work with the Soul reaper is because I umm grew up with them
Grell * confused* : No you didn't you appeared out of thin air *pouts* and William just accepted , No one hates demons as much as William does but still he accepted you!
SK : Hmm OK see in my time , my parents die when I was young I don't know why but I was raised by the soul reaper they are I guess my family
Sebastian : Which Soul reaper?
SK : Cant say its classified
Grell : nee ~ Shiro - Chan ! You can tell me , Come on
SK : Actually I cant and neither were you when William finds out your in BIG trouble
Ciel : So your parents died? Are you trying to bring them back is that why you're here? You cant change what's been done Shiro!
SK : They was`nt suppose to die , its why am working with the soul reaper my parents name never appeared in the death book EVER! it's a mystery am trying to solve
Ciel : That's childish !
SK : whatever ! * pokes Ciel forehead*
Ciel : Stop that !
SK : We got a big show ahead of us and I want to thanks ever one who review you guys are awesome and I owe you guys something * pulls out a box full of DVDs* Ciel gone Wild Volume 1 * hands all the reviewers a copy* I hope that satisfy your yaoi craving!
Ciel : Your NOT SERIOUS !
SK : Very serious you should be happy! Everyone review just so that they can see you in …. action!
Sebastian : Young Master she`s right but … why is Grell here?
Grell * clinging onto Sebastian * : AH sebas noticed am here !
Sebastian : Its kinda hard not too especially when your draped all over me
SK : Grell is an official member of the cast !
Ciel & Sebastian : WTF? Why?
Grell`s fans : YAY!
SK : Cause ….
Ciel : that's not reason enough and exactly where is he staying ?
SK * Smiles* : here of course like all the other guest , he's staying at the Phantomhive manor
Ciel : No he`s -
Grell : umm its she !
Ciel * rolls eyes* : No he's not and get off Sebastian !
Alois * whispers to SK * Are you doing this to get him jealous?
SK : Pfff I wouldn't go so low …. ...
Everyone * stares at SK*
SK : ... Yeah
Grell : Nee ~ Sebas-chan is it alright if i sit next to you while Shi-chan answers the question
Sebastian : ... are you gonna be inapporiate ?
Grell *giggles* : Only if you want me to ! * Jumps and hugs Sebastian* I mean after all i would hate for you to be upset
Sebastian : ... Fine but sit quietly
Grell * smiles happily and sits on Sebastian lap resting his head on Sebastian shoulder*
Sebastian : Grell - Sama ?
Grell *looks up biting lower lip * I rather sit here Sebas-chan is rather warm
Sebastian * sighs* : Fine but one false move and your gone
Grell * rubs his cheek against Sebastian`s * : Thank you!
Ciel * red eyes glowing* : Sebastian? you aren't even putting up a fight ?
Sebastian * smirks* : A fight? Now why would i ? after all Shiro needs to get a move on
Ciel * upset* : You! you - You filthy Demon!
Sebastian * raises an eyebrow*
Alois *hugs Ciel* : Its ok if your jealous , just tell Sebastian you don't like that red thing touching him and he belongs to you
Ciel * pushes Alois off* : As if ! He`s free to do as he please , HA! Jealous ? Me? Never !
Everyone *coughs* In Denial * coughs*
Ciel * stares at everyone* : Excuse me ?
Everyone * looks away whistling*
SK * rolling eyes* : Lets get started !
Claude: Wait !
Everyone * groans *
SK : Whats wrong ?
Claude :Can i speak?
Alois *nods*
Claude : Does everyone really hate me?
Everyone : Yeah , After what you did to poor Ciel! Die Claude Die !
Claude * wide eye* : Highness doesn't hate me right?
Alois * looks away* : Oh what a pretty color * ignores him completely*
Claude : Someone has to not hate me , Raise your hand if you don't hate me! * looks at everyone *
~ No one raises hand ~
Ciel : Wow ... Awkward !
SK * raises hand slowly*
Everyone * gasp* SHIRO !
SK * blushes* : WHAT?
Alois & Ciel : YOU LIKE CLAUDE?
SK : Eww not that way * sighs* i like his voice
Everyone * confused * Ehh?
SK : In case you guys didn't know Claude Japanese voice actor also does Fakir ( Princess Tutu) and Luka (Uraboku) voices i cant hate the voice of my all time favorite characters!
Everyone: Ohhhh
Sebastian : You gave us quite a scary there Shiro !
Claude : S-Shiro doesn't hate me ? * blushes lightly*
SK : Hmm i guess not , though i will never forgive what you did to poor Ciel , umm sorry but i need to answers the reviewers now
Claude * spaces off*
Ciel : so weird !
SK : Anyways , First off is TotalAmuto
Sebastian : YES!
TotalAmuto : poor Ciel :'( HE SHOULDNT HAVE BEEN TOUCHED BY ALOIS AND CLAUDE D:
Ciel : Ah ! we finally agree on something! See Alois and Claude shouldn't touch me !
Sebastian : Aww noo request?
SK : Not for you guys but i think i got one
TotalAmuto : ssoo...can you write about Ciel being raped by Sebby? :D
Ciel * sweat drop forms* : I rather not !
SK : Of course i can , and i will !
Grell : Ehhh? * holds tightly to Sebastian while pouting* I rather Sebas-chan didnt , Nee ~ Nee Amuto! Send a request for Sebastian to rape me !
SK : Grell you didn't just say you wanted to be raped
Grell : If its Sebastian Hell yeah ! wouldn't you Shiro - chan !
SK : Of course not ! Not everyone sees Sebastian that way
Sebastian : Really? Cause my sexiness is like off the charts ! what does everyone think? Rape or no Rape ?
SK : No Rape!
Everyone * drooling* R~A~P~E
Sebastian : I've made my point
SK : Guys? i - i - ... * speechless*
Ciel : I am sticking with Shiro on this one No Rape
SK : Thank you Ciel
Ciel : Besides Sebastian can get rough and you know what that mean ...
SK *twitching* No what ?
Ciel : Wont be able to walk *shakes head* Painful
SK *smirks* : SO you and Sebby have ...
Ciel * blushes* : What NOOOO!
Grell : Sebas- Chan can be as rough as he wants with me
SK : Moving along * reads note card* ohh it Buzzbug82
Buzzbug82 : Aww you're back... I missed you! *sniffs*
SK : Awww i missed you guys as well again sorry for not updating sooner
Buzzbug82 : And send me that dvd will you? *smirk*
SK : Already have !, Hopefully you guys enjoy it *looks at note cards * ohh Alois , Claude you guys have a request
Shiroi Hoshi : Can Alois n Claude record more DVDs of Ciel and Sebastian? XD AND SEND ME THE DVDS (:
Alois : HAHA! of course as we speak we are preparing for the next installment of Ciel gone wild
SK : Ohhh the magic of technology you can share everything with the world
Alois : Including Shiro singing horribly in the shower !
Ciel *laughs*
SK * blushes* : Not Cool ! At-least i don't moan a certain butler name in my sleep
Ciel : I have no idea what your talking about ! *blushes*
SK : What Eva , onward we go ! Next is Sempai! Though sempai left a rather lengthy review i will not post it, Sorry Sempai but i don't think i will add other anime show characters since its quite hard enough keeping these group quite in my head i rather not confuse myself , if ya wanna see the review , its the really long one
Ciel : No shit sherlock
SK : I swear to the queen that if you make one more stupid remark am gonna make you suffer !
Ciel : Bite me !
SK * snaps finger* : Alois , Claude you guys know what to do
Alois and Claude * grab Ciel tie him to a chair and place him in front of the TV *
Ciel *being sarcastic* : What the hell? is this how your gonna make me suffer? Yeah soo painful i get to watch sponge bob all day scary ! Please oh please someone help me
SK * smiles* : Its not Sponge bob its ...
*Dramatic music plays *
SK : Its Barney !
Ciel : EHH? Not that purple pedophile ! with his happy happy song and the magic bag that defys all laws of science
SK : Yup ... So are you gonna be nice or am i gonna have to turn on the TV ?
Ciel *sighs in defeat* : I`ll be nice just keep it away from me , Seriously Sebastian its times like this your suppose to jump in a help me ... wheres Sebastian ?
Everyone * stares at Sebastian and Grell having a make out session* O/O
Ciel : Sebastian ? Wha - you Son of BI-*gets mouth covered by SK *
Sebastian : Grell - Sama attacked me !
Grell *sighs happily*
SK *looks at Sebastian and frowns* : I didn't think you was that type of guy Michealis - Sama !
Sebastian : Michealis - Sama? You don't call Sama you don't even call me Sebastian besides Grell came on to me
SK * shakes head* : Sadly thats what they all say
* Loud Crash*
Ciel * Eyes glowing , standing , chair broken into pieces * : I AM LEAVING !
Sebastian : Young Master you wish to return?
Ciel *punches Sebastian in the face* I AM LEAVING WITHOUT YOU!
Alois & SK * eating popcorn*
Alois : Dramatic kick much ?
SK * nods* : The show needs it
Alois * leans over and whispers to SK *
SK : Ohhh good idea ... Umm Claude?
Claude : Yes?
SK * smiles* : Could you do me a big favor?
Claude *nods*
SK : Could you go and comfort Ciel , i mean i would go but besides Sebastian your the only other one that knows how to deal with Bratty demon masters
Alois : Hey!
SK : Please?
Claude : Yes , Your highness * goes after Ciel*
SK : KYAAA he said it *laughs*
Sebastian * sitting on the floor with a terrified look on his face* : ...
SK : uhhhhhh lets move on ! ohhh questions for Grell ! and its from Franny ! hope you don't mind i made your name short
Franny : I wanna ask Grell two things.
Grell : oh go right ahead
Franny : 1)How did you become a Shinigami?
Grell : oh thats easy I went to school for it ! See there's a whole Shinigami world but not everyone has the power to wield repears tool those that do go to a Shinigami Academy ! Then you Graduate and work for the Shinigami Soul Society District its quite an honor
Franny: 2)If you want Sebby that badly then just find some way to look like Ciel and order him to rape you ;)
Grell * wide eye* : Great idea * hugs franny* Be right back ! * leaves and comes back in Ciel clothes wearing a wig and an eye patch* Sebastian RAPE me Thats an ORDER
Sebastian * looks up* : Not gonna happen, that only works if your bearing my sign , Besides your hair is sticking out from the wig
Grell *frowns* : Well at least i tried ! I wont give up ! * Strikes a Pose*
SK : ... OK
Claude * walks in carrying Ciel in his arm*
Ciel : You can put me down
Claude * puts Ciel down *
Ciel : T-Thank you
Sebastian * Frowning* : Young Master are you alright?
Ciel *stares* : Yes , Perfectly fine
Alois : Wow i can actually see Ciel `s hatred seeping out * pokes the black aura surrounding Ciel*
SK : Alois it might not be wise to touch
Sebastian * walks and kneels in front of Ciel* : The young master was Jealous?
Alois & SK * eating popcorn *
Ciel : And if I was?
Alois and SK * gasp and squeal*
Sebastian * Smiles* : The young master just has to command me and am yours
Alois & SK : AWWWW
Ciel * frowns* : I don't want to command you * looks away* If you wish to be mines then do it willingly not because of an order
SK * wipes tears away* : He's such a romantic
Sebastian * leans forward* : Is that so ? * Kisses Ciel*
Alois&SK * Squeal happily*
Ciel * wraps arms around Sebastian neck pulling him closer * : mm mm
Sebastian *chuckles*
SK O/O : we -we -we have to continue ! we actually have a question for Sebastian
Sebastian * rubbing Ciels back while deepen the kiss*
SK : SEBBY! you gotta answer the question!
Sebastian * sighs* : Shiro you have bad timing
SK : S-s-sorry but the faster you do this the faster you can get back to Ciel
Buzzbug82 : Sebastian, emm... can you..well, dance?
Sebastian : Of course , i believe i have proven my waltzing skill
Buzzbug82: No, not dat waltz thingy... maybe.. a bit more of a flirty/SEXY dance, with Ciel! Kyaaa! *ready a box of tissue in case of nosebleed*
Sebastian : My , My you just gave me an excellent idea but your gonna have to stay till the end to see
SK : Last but not least we have a new reviewer * drumroll* ToxicWasteify
Everyone : Welcome !
SK : Just wanna say your name alone makes me wanna party with ya !
Everyone * Nods in agreement *
Toxic Wasteify : AHHHHHHHH OMG! I loveeeee this story! I actualy only read it after 10:30 pm. I reallly think that you should have a real yaoi scene and more Elizabeth for some reason.
SK : Aww thanks , Am working really hard on the Yaoi scene if you stay til the end * hint hint* you might see some and Elizabeth ? hmmm maybe in the next chapter
Toxic Wasteify : Also ask Ceil what his fav dessert is...and not to eat.
Ciel : Favorite Dessert to eat ... Sebastian !
Sebastian : Not satsify with just a taste
Ciel : Of course not , Actually I would say Chocolate cake but i like Dessert in general so anything is actually my favorite and not to eat umm defiantly Vegetables i don't care if there health its nasty
Toxic Wasteify : Also I want a Ceil! To snuggle and rape! and lock in my closet and chain to my bed! He's just so RAPEABLE!
SK : I can give you a Ciel Plushie ! * hands over plushie* you can snuggle with it and lock it in your closet and chain it to your bed you can even rape it if your into plushies that way !
Everyone * looks at SK in disbelief *
Sebastian : I would agree he is very rapeable !
SK : AHHHH OK soo this ends other chapter of the Late night with Kuroshitsuji , Review leave a question and or request . ohhh for those you want a little more of CielxSebastian by me and want it to be serious check out my other story His butler , themes its really different.
Everyone : Good night !
WARNING : YAOI SCENE! If you don't like just skip it , if you do enjoy ( first official Yaoi scene ever)
Sebastian carries Ciel into the room and places him on the bed
" I wish to entertain the young Master this evening, The last request gave me an idea"
" Oh? "
" I wish to dance for you"
" Dance? Sebastian there's no music , just come to bed "
Sebastian starts swaying his hips side to side slowly while removing his tail coat.
" Sebastian ... " Ciel blushes
Sebastian turns slowly making a circular motion with his waist and removes his vest dropping it on the floor , turns and walks to Ciel pulling him up to his feet.
" Dance with me ? "
"Your too tall and there's no music "
Sebastian grabs Ciel`s hands and places them on his hips.
"Now young master you must follow me "
Sebastian slowly again sways his hip side to side sliding his hands down Ciel waist motioning the young boys hips to move in the same manner Ciel blush deepens as he moves his hips slowly against Sebastian. Sebastian twirls Ciel around leaning his hips gently against the boys back holding the boys hips against closes his eyes feeling Sebastian`s movement behind him , he starts grinding back slowly against him feeling something press against his back. Sebastian picks Ciel up and lays him on the bed.
" wha- wha are you doing? i - I was enjoying that dance"
Sebastian smiled as he removed Ciel`s jacket and unbutton his shirt .
" Oh? if you enjoyed that one then am sure your gonna Love this one"
Sebastian removes Ciel shirt and starts nipping at the exposed neck. Ciel hands traveled between their bodies making their way to Sebastian`s tie pulling it gently it comes off then he starts to undo the buttons of the shirt. Sebastian hands travel down across the smooth chest followed by his mouth which was leaving dark spots from the nipping and sucking. Before Ciel even notice Sebastian had finished removing his clothes and placed a hand over Ciels small yet harden manhood.
" Ah Se-Sebastian "
Ciel griped the older one arms as he pushed his hips hard against the cold hand that held him. He moaned softly as Sebastian hand rub against him.
" Aren't we a bit impatient ?"
" S-stop teasing already ! , You know i hate it, besides its your fault for starting such a dance AH! "
Ciel opened his eyes seeing Sebastian smirked. Usually he was the one begging for Sebastian to take things slowly but the need to have Sebastian was too much.
" I wanna be on top "
" Young Master i thought we already had this conversation when your older not -"
" No i mean switch positions with me "
Sebastian was indeed curious and did as he was told. Leaning against the bed he held the young demon above him. Ciel couldn't help the urge that surged in him and he quickly removed Sebastian`s pants and exposed the older demon.
" Young Master shouldn't i prepare you? you`re gonna be in an awful lot of pain "
But as the words left Sebastian mouth he couldn't help the smile that came across his face. Ciel was determine to get what he wanted and he could deal with the pain. He leaned up against Sebastian and kissed him. He couldn't help but wonder why was he still talking. Sebastian pushed his tongue into the young boys eager mouth as he felt Ciel push down and engulf him in a tight heat. Ciels thrust are hard and needy and Sebastian couldn't hide the moans that escaped his lip. His young Master actually smiled as he moved up and down taking Sebastian deeper with every movement.
" C-Ciel!"
Ciel grabbed a fistful of hair and pulled Sebastian closer to him. He could feel him getting harder beneath him and Ciel wanted noting more then to see the oh so composed demon lose his control.
" Tsk , Your only allowed to call me Master"
Ciel gasped and moaned loudly when Sebastian thrusted his hips upward. Ciel wanted to make it last as long as possible but it was too much to handle. He moved his hips up and slammed down biting harshly on the older's neck. Sebastian held him as he shook and came.
" Sebastian cum thats an order"
Sebastian held Ciel hips as he pushed in deeply.
" Yes My lord"
~~~~teehee~~~~~
Alois * clicks camera off* : Wow who knew Ciel had it in him right ? * looks at Claude and Shiro*
Claude * wipes nose clean*
SK * mumbles softly and passes out *
Alois : Seriously ? again? Damn it this girl i swear * Pokes Shiro* At least she didn't bleed
Claude * picks Shiro up*
Alois : Hurry up and put her away i wanna go and play!
Claude * nods and walks off with Shiro*
Alois * looking at the reviewer* : If you guys want a copy of this scene leave a review ! * waves camera in the air*
A/N : I cant believe i wrote that ! anyways hope you enjoy leave a review telling what you guys thought of the yaoi scene. Criticism is welcome so rip it apart if ya like. ummm oh about Grell`s answer to how he became a Shinigami idk if there really is a school but i imagine there is considering the fact that Ronald is always calling them Sempai and isn't that only used at school? if not please correct me ! One more thing to Nelly the crazy yaoi ninja i didn't post your review on this chapter because when you sent i had already finished writing this but fear not it will be the starter for the next chapter !