We've reached Chapter 10! Time for a Hammer Measuring Contest!
Lincoln: Thor, you may be the
God of Thunder, but I can make
people float. I am automatically
cooler than you
Thor: Please. I have
a magical hammer that
no one else can lift!
Lincoln: Except Vision.
Cap: I shifted it
Vision: Wanda moved it a bit.
Wanda: Vision and my daughter
shook it like a rattle
Beta Ray Bill: Odin thought I
was so good with it, he made
me my own
Thor: Please shut up
Deadpool: Hey Sweetums!
Spidey: Go away, Deadpool
Deadpool: But I wanna vent!
Spidey: What is it?
Deadpool: Daredevil is so dumb!
Daredevil: What did you say?
Deadpool: AH! To quote a
reviewer: How are you reading
this?
Daredevil: I'm Daredevil
Superman: It took 6 of you to
stop an alien invasion? Pathetic
Cap: Really, it was only Hulk and
Tony. The rest of us kept the
fighting contained
Tony: How much did you
destroy, anyway?
Superman: I'm still better!
Banner: How? We're willing to
show our powers to save our
family and friends
Natasha: How's your dad, by
the way?
Wonder Woman: I'm getting
a movie made about me. What
do you have, Natasha?
Natasha: A costume that
makes sense, and another
girl on the team with me.
Wanda: Take that, Blunder
Woman!
Pietro: So you're the Flash?
Barry: Yep
Pietro: Wanna get coffee
sometime?
Barry: Sure, as long as
we get back...
Pietro: IN A FLASH!
Barry: IN A FLASH!
Yep. Justice League and Avengers hanging out, and the only ones who aren't dicks to each other are Pietro and Barry.
Thanks go out to:
AvengersFrost for suggesting Justice League
akuma for accidentily suggesting Daredevil's text reading abilities
Sarahdoll165 for suggesting Lincoln and Thor's SHOCKING debate!
Keep suggesting things for the next AvengeTexts! See you later!