1Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this fanfic, except Matt and ... just wait till next chapter, there some cool shit going on! I like pie! Meeps!
Matt and Brogan were rock climbing up to the bottom of a bridge.
Brogan, mumbling to herself: Isn't this romantic?
Matt, placing the charge: Huh?
Brogan, blushing: Nothing!
Matt then suddenly unlatched his harness and plummeted down.
Brogan, shocked: HOLY FUCKING SHIT! MATT!
Matt, pulling out a gold ting: WINGS OF TINABIE!
Matt then flew with a rainbow trailing behind him.
Brogan, eyes twinkling: Wow! (Brogan is sooo gonna kick my ass for this chapter. Hehe.)
Matt, noticing his trail: Man, that is sooo gay! I can make it better!
Matt then smacked the wings with a tuna fish sandwich, causing them to turn crimson and shoot out black flames.
Matt: AWESOME!
Brogan: Can I get a ride?
Matt, picking up Brogan: Sure!
Brogan then shrieked as Matt's arm squeezed both her breast.
Matt, suddenly letting go: SHIT!
Brogan then plummeted to the ground and crashed into a million pieces... OF CANDY!
Matt, hovering over the mess: Uh,... man,... that's gotta suck. ... Hehe,... I felt boobies.
A package then smacked Matt on the head.
Matt, examining the box: Huh, package from Plot Device EX.
Matt opened it up to reveal the remote from "Click". (As seen in theaters!)
Matt, looking down the buttons: huh, pause, play, rewind,... ah, here it is, heal injuries! (From Epic Movie.)
Brogan's body was immediately repaired and taken on top of Matt.
Brogan, hugging Matt tightly: OH THANK YOU!
Matt just hovered there as a shock of electricity shot through his body.
Brogan: Uh... Matt? ... You okay?
Matt: Uh yeah...
Little did Brogan know that she wasn't wearing any clothes and Matt was filled with pleasure, sweet squishy pleasure... now if only she was in a catgirl costume.