Don't Own Rwby Or The Gamer Ability, Only The Oc
'thought'
"Speech"
"Tvs, Radios, and Text via book or newspaper... when those are around..."
Gamer Ability Notifications
[Neptep The Destroyer Internal Voice]
(Mid Chapter Authors Notes)
You know what... have a Christmas present from your everyday author Flame~ here you go!
I casually knock on the Door. "June? You okay?"
"Sean?" The voice on the other side of the door asks.
"Yep, I'm back from killing things and I got some cool magic swag, wanna see it?" I ask.
"Sure" she calls as she opens the door, holding two flasks in her hands. "But first, what do these do?"
Take a quick glance over each, first pointing to the mana potion. "Mana potion that recovers 100 mana" then to the other. "regeneration potion that regenerates 2 hp per second for 60 seconds."
"Cool." She nods as she places both on a small rack, walking into the living room and flopping down on the couch. "What first?"
I pull out a large great sword as I casually hold it in one hand with no real problem, the sword is roughly 5 feet long, it has large metal plates going down the center of both blades, the metal plates being bumpy, small bits of it protruding out, but never extending past the edge of the blade, a good inch outwards from the metal plate is bright orange, showing off just how hot the blade is.
Heat Blade:
"1000 degree knife vs Grimm Flesh."
Enchantment: Lesser
Deals 75+Str*1.5 Damage per successful hit along with 30 Fire Damage
"This is really hot so I am just going to place it back in my inventory..." I say in a small voice as the sword disappears.
I pull out an amulet shaped like the creep dragon's head, a black mask, purple eyes, and four dark grey curved horns coming out of the top corners and sides.
Creepy Amulet:
"Onwards Schlaves."
Enchantment: Basic
Summons A Creep Prince for 1000 Mp, each last your level times 10 minutes
"Summons a controllable grimm about the size of a person." I shrug as I toss it to June. "You are the only one that can summon three at once... however, yours would last 200 minutes, while Neo's would last 250..."
"Wow... over four hours?" Neo asks as she examines it after June hands it to her.
"It does take quite a bit of mana to use though... so I would watch out for that... and they are also pretty weak..." I explain. "like under alpha beowolf level but above normal beowolf level because they can teleport"
"Wait... is it THOSE things?" Neo asks.
"if you are referring to the time before I got roasted alive by that dragon, yes... you would be correct." I deadpan
She winces. "Ugh... I hate fire..."
"Yeah..." I sigh.
I pull out the next item which is black leather gloves with bone plates on the forearms.
Spooky Gauntlets:
"You feel uneasy"
Enchantment: Basic
Blocks 20 damage when hands are hit.
You deal an extra 10% damage to Grimm
"Basically, does more damage to grimm when you wear them..." I explain as I lay them on the table.
"And-" I pullout a red gem that IMMIDEATELY shoots out of my hand, colliding with the creepy amulet, causing both to glow brightly as Neo releases it with an 'eep!'
The amulet drops to the floor where I slowly pick it up, noticing the red gem imbedded in the forehead of the skull.
Creepy Amulet:
"Onwards Schlave."
Enchantment: Average
Summons A Familiar, when killed takes 10 minutes to respawn.
I blink several times as a portal opens beside me and a creep prince about 3 feet tall and 5 feet long crawls out.
"…"
"U-Uh..." June whispers as I look over to my new familiar.
? Level 1
27/27 Hp
27/27 Mana
Str 1
Dex 1
Vit 1
Int 1
Wis 1
Luc 1
"uuuuh... this is our new pet..." I whisper as I motion to the kaprosuchus-esque grimm like creature. "Craig?"
Craig Level 1
I nod once. "Yes, Craig is a good name..."
"U-uh... Sean w-will that try to harm us?" Neo whispers.
"I mean... June could probably kill it with her bare hands... and we both know she has noodle arms~" I shrug. "So, I mean, it isn't that much of a threat and it seems to follow my orders... I think..."
"Sit." I command it.
It does so.
"Woah!" Neo exclaims. "C-can I p-pet it?"
"Sure, why not?" I shrug.
"CONGRATZI!" Neptune exclaims as she tosses confetti at me, the pieces of paper fluttering all around me harmlessly. "You unlocked the 'Familiars' tab!"
"I'll check it out later... I'm looking at my magical swag right now..." I frown.
"But SEAAAAN~" Neptune pouts. "I need to give you the tutorial!"
"…" I blankly stare at her.
She crosses her arms. "Tch... fine..." She scoffs before mumbling under her breath. "Little shit..."
I pull out a ring that has a piece of metal where any gemstones would go stylized like Metal Gear Ray.
"We have this ring that I got from a giant robot."
Ring of Mini-Mini Ray:
"What kind of dog is this?"
Enchantment: Lesser
Grants you a Miniature Mini Ray as a pet, is literally immortal but is too weak to harm anything... outside of comedy situations...
A small metal dinosaur thing comes out of another portal and stops in front of me, slowly looking up to me like a puppy, its tail lashing behind it.
It is about 2 feet tall and 3 feet long, it has a long metal tail and basically hooved feet.
It chirps up at me and tilts its head.
"Oh look... it is a small version of the giant robot..." I blandly state. "…"
"You had to kill... this?" June asks as she reaches out and pats its head, the metal dinosaur letting out a mechanical purring as it clambers up into her lap. "must have not been that tough of a fight, eh?"
"It was 20 feet tall, shot missiles from its flipper wing things, and shot a condensed laser of death from its mouth... and you see those balls on each side of the wing close to the body?" I begin.
"Y-Yeah?" June stutters.
"Those are machineguns..." I finish with a frown.
"W-wow..." She hoarsely whispers.
"Damn... fuckin' lasers" Neo adds. "That shit HURTS."
I pull out the last item which is a strange remote control.
"And this is-" I am cut off as the mini-mini Ray leaps out of June's lap and EATS the controller.
It doubles in size.
? Level 1
55/55 Hp
55/55 Mp
Str 1
Dex 1
Vit 1
int 1
Wis 1
Luc 1
I quickly glance back down at the ring
Ring of Mini-Mini Ray:
"What kind of dog is this?"
Enchantment: Greater
Grants you a familiar, when killed respawns within a day.
"I name you... JERRY!"
Jerry Level 1
"Uh... Sean... I don't think this place has enough room to keep BOTH of them out at once..." Neo yawns.
"I'm going to get a shower really quick then go to bed..." I stretch, pausing at the open door of the bathroom. "You guys can decide which one I keep out as a pet.
I look inside and freeze.
"June... get your alchemy shit out of the tub so I can get a shower." I sigh.
"O-oh, right!" She exclaims as she quickly stands up.
I walk out of the bathroom fully clothed, my hair still slightly wet. "So, have you two decided?"
"Yeah." "Yup" They both nod.
They both point to the robotic dinosaur laying on the floor.
"Craig might cause a bit of unrest because he looks like a grimm..." June says while gesturing to the creep curled up into a circle on the floor, sleeping like most dogs or cats do.
"And a massive robot wont?" I ask.
"meh..."
"Jerry it is..." I shrug. "Sorry, Craig."
Said grimm snorts and disappears back into a portal.
The remaining two-legged robot lets out a quiet screech as it walks in a circle and lays down at June's feet.
I casually sit in the recliner to the side.
"My god... this is so CUTE!" Neo exclaims while petting its head.
"You ready to learn the tutorial-" Neptune exclaims while appearing beside me.
"ah... it is basically just a character sheet..." I note.
Neptune opens her mouth... then closes it and pouts. "One day I will get you back for this..." She mutters under her breath.
A screen pops up in front of me.
Each familiar is different, however each is similar as well!
Every familiar has Stats, Health, Mana, and cool abilities, kind of like you, but each familiar is its own thing, so some will have more stat points than the other, some will have more health, some will have more armor, and some will have more mana.
Each familiar starts out with a couple base abilities, along with one you pick out of a few choices! You gain more abilities at the levels 5, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30, ect~
Upon reaching level 50 and every 50 after however, they will gain a special perk that can entirely change the way they fight!
I look to the right to see Neptune typing away at a screen.
The textbox moves back in front of me to block my vision.
Eyes back over here, Sean! Now... let's go to your first familiar's tab!
A couple arrows appear pointing towards a square button named 'Craig'
I sigh and tap Craig's tab
Please Select An Ability:
[Extra Armor] [Weapon Growth: Claws] [Weapon Growth: Bite] [Extra Skill points +10]
I tap extra armor twice.
Craig Level 1 0.0%
27/27 Hp
27/27 Mana
Str 1
Dex 1
Vit 1
Int 1
Wis 1
Luc 1
Points: 24
Hpr: .25 Every Minute
Mpr: .25 Every Minute
[Respawn Time: 10 minutes]
Craig gains 25 Hp and Mp per level along with 2.5 per point in Vit and Int.
Craig gains 2 skill points per level except on levels that end with 5 and levels that are multiples of 10... on those he gains 3 skill points and 5 skill points respectively.
Attacks
Bite 20+ Str*1.5
Claw 15+ Half Of Str
Armor: 20
Abilities:
[Base] Light Bone Armor: Blocks 10 damage when hit
[Base] Teleporter: your familiar can teleport 1 foot for every 10 mana it spends.
[Level 1] Extra Armor: Gives an additional 10 Armor
I quickly allocate the points and take a quick look at his new status.
Craig Level 1 0.0%
50/50 Hp
32/32 Mana
Str 5
Dex 10
Vit 10
Int 3
Wis 1
Luc 1
Hpr: .5 Every Minute
Mpr: .32 Every Minute
'nice... nice... I will have to go hunt down a creep pack for him to kill tomorrow...'
I swap over to Jerry's tab.
Please Select An Ability:
[Higher Caliber] [Additional Ammo Storage] [Enlarged Laser] [Extra Skill points +10]
I double tap 'higher caliber', then I take a quick glance over the stat page while allocating the points.
Jerry Level 1 0.0%
100/100 Hp
100/100 Mp
Str 8
Dex 10
Vit 10
int 10
Wis 1
Luc 1
Points: 0
Hpr: 1 Every Minute
Mpr: 1 Every Minute
[Respawn Time: 1 Day]
Jerry gains 50 Hp and Mp per level along with 5 per point in Vit and Int.
Jerry gains 3 skill points per level except on levels that end with 5 and levels that are multiples of 10... on those he gains 4 skill points and 6 skill points respectively.
Attacks
Bite: 30+ Str*1.5
Stomp: 20+Str
Guns: Each bullet deals 15 damage.
Missile: Deals 30 damage in a small burst
Special Attacks/Abilities that cost Mana:
Reload: (Cost:5 per bullet, 40 per missile) Creates Additional Ammo for weapons.
Laser: (Cost: 200 Mp) Deals 40+ Int damage
Armor: 20
Abilities:
[Base] Armor Plating: Blocks 20 damage per successful hit
[Base] Guns N Missiles: Jerry can shoot 60 bullets, and 10 Missiles before having to reload by spending mana, each bullet costs 5 and each missile cost 40.
[Base] Laz00r: For 200 Mp allows Jerry to launch a laser that deals 40+Int damage
[Level 1] Higher Caliber: Guns deal an extra 5 damage per hit
'aaayye they are both fairly op...'
"Whelp... im going to bed now..." I say as I get up.
I look over to see June lying on the couch, watching tv...
"…"
"it's alright, Sean... you can use my bed~" Neo says as she walks up and pats my shoulder.
I frown slightly. "if you do anything to me while I am asleep with your new... 'information'... I swear to god..."
Neo's normally pale face transforms into a shade of red I didn't think possible.
"U-Uh" she whispers after a second.
"Night~" I shrug as I walk out of the room.
"It is 2 pm!" June calls after me.
"Don't caaare~" I call back.
I faceplant on the bed.
A couple minutes later Neo decides to join me... I could tell it was her because she smells like vanilla.
Neo crawls under the covers with me and wraps her arms around my torso and one of her legs around my leg, I can feel her breath on my cheek.
"You guys mind if I join you~" Neptune asks in a sultry tone.
"Not really." I feel Neo shift beside me as she looks over to Neptune.
"Speaking... is just quoting your brain..." I mumble in a tired daze.
"I'm going to take that as a yes..." Neptune grins.
"Heheheheh" Neptune chuckles mischievously.
The first think I realize when I wake up... is that it is about 1 am, next I realize that two sets of arms are wrapped around my torso.
'fuck'
Neo nuzzles her face closer to my neck.
'…'
I lay there for about an hour shifting between screaming internally and questioning my life choices, and after a time of neither of them miraculously waking up and deciding to let me up, I decided to take it into my own hands...
*Poof*
I transform into a bat and flutter away, transforming backing into my humanoid form once I get out of the room.
I stare blankly into unblinking red lights.
"…"
"oh, hai Jerry~" I whisper to the robot as it stares at me. "We are going out to kill some grimm!"
Its tail starts wagging slightly.
"I need you to go back to wherever you came from so I can fly us out of the city easily." I whisper.
He pauses and tilts his head, a portal opening behind him that he slowly backs into.
I smile slightly as I open the front door, walk outside, lock the handle and close it behind me.
I find a pack of creeps quite easily, it is a pack of 7, alpha not included, and they are just aimlessly wandering the forests in search of a source of negativity.
I casually leap off the tree I was standing in, landing on the alpha of this pack and pinning it to the floor with my katana, the blow killing it immediately on impact.
I smirk as the creeps scramble slightly and run towards me.
"Craig... Jerry..." I call out to my familiars.
"Kill them..."
One of the creeps nearing me is instantly reduced to ash by a hail of bullets from a large mechanical dinosaur thing that ran out of a portal behind me, another gripped by the throat and brought to the ground as another portal opens, the large crocodile looking grey creature ripping the regular creep's chest open with two claws before finishing it with a bite.
Jerry instantly dashes towards a creep, leaping up into the air and bringing a foot down onto it to pin it down, the small guns on the underside of the wing-fins locking onto the squirming grimm, struggling to get out from under his foot and puts it down with another burst of fire, then the fins snap open, showing off several barrels in each wing as he launches 4 missiles, each streaking towards a lone creep and blowing it to pieces as they connect.
Craig preferred a more... elegant... fighting style over Jerry's 'juggernaut DAKADAKADAKADAKA' style, a creep lunges for his neck, but finds itself soaring through open air as Craig is now a foot to the right, one of Craig's limbs striking out and clothes-lining the smaller grimm, then he grips its throat in his mouth and shakes till it dies, a second creep deciding now would be a good time to strike as he finishes up one of its brothers and, like the last, strikes open air as Craig pounces on it, shoving it to the ground.
2 missiles, and several bullets later, along with Craig's mauling of the one he was grappling... the pack had been destroyed.
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up
You have gained: 375 Lien, 5 Creep Leather, 5 Creep Claws.
I slowly nod once... "Alright... let's hunt a few more things... and this time I'll let you take on the entire pack."
I climb up into a tree and start leaping through the treetops once more, finding a second pack of creeps, slightly larger than the last, running towards where we last where, more than likely hearing the explosions and gunfire of Jerry.
Jerry runs out from behind a tree, Craig following shortly behind, and fires ALL of his missiles towards the alpha creep, each detonating against its flesh and sending it flying out of the blast radius... still VERY much alive seeing how it flailed around to get off its back.
Craig just did his normal thing of pinning a creep and tearing it to shreds, teleporting out of the way of attacks, while Jerry continued his 1v1 with the alpha creep, his turrets spooking any other creep that tried to join.
Jerry lands a brutal kick to the side of the alpha creep, sending it skidding back a couple of feet as he lunges forwards for a bite, Jerry's jaws snap through open air as the creep activates its speed ability to maneuver around the attack and sink its teeth into his neck, however Jerry doesn't seem that bothered.
Jerry Level 2
132/150 Hp
150/150 Mp
Alpha Creep Level 5
132/350 Hp
50/250 Mp
The guns on Jerry's shoulders lock onto the alpha as they fire bursts into the alpha's side, most of the damage being halted by the armor, however some managed to sink into its skin, causing the alpha to release Jerry, said metal gear takes the opportunity to land a bite to the grimm's throat, shoving it down to the ground.
The creep manages to shove Jerry off as it stands back up, but its victory is short-lived as Jerry's fins open again, shooting 3 missiles that blow the grimm to pieces, then he turns to see one of the last 4 remaining creeps, which he easily shreds with his turrets, the guns eventually clicking to signify that they are empty.
He reloads his guns like he did his missiles, gaining about 6 bullets, which he uses to kill a creep he pins under his foot.
By this point, Craig had killed the other two as well.
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up x2
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up
You have gained: 425 Lien, 4 Creep Leather, 4 Creep Claws.
"I'm probably going to head home now... maybe grind my enchanting skill a bit... you two can do what you want..." I sigh, turning into a bat as they in unison dash out deeper into the forest.
I am casually laying down on the couch, braiding two pieces of creep leather into a rope, thinking of things I could make with this.
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up
Please select an additional ability for 'Jerry'
You have gained: 350 Lien, 4 Creep Leather, 3 Creep Claws, Creepy Crystal x1
I sigh, pausing mid braid as I open up Jerry's character sheet.
[Additional Ammo Storage] [Enlarged Laser] [Extra Skill points +10] [Armor Plating]
I double tap 'Armor Plating'
[Level 5] Armor Plating: Armor blocks an additional 10 damage.
And I close the window, returning to the cord I was braiding.
'hmm... what could I use this for... maybe a belt... I could make a sheath strap... you know... I should get into archery and make a quiver of creep-claw-tipped arrows along with a bow that has a grimm leather string...'
"huh... that sounds pretty badass..." I quietly note to myself as I finish the rope. "Gonna need a smaller strip of leather... but that should work..."
I look to the glass of water sitting on the coffee table as a small tentacle of water reaches out.
"Can you hold this for a second?" I ask as I hand the braided leather to it, the water tendril wrapping around the end to make sure it doesn't unravel.
I pull a roll of electrical tape out of my inventory.
"Thanks, Glass-Of-Water-Kun..." I grin as I wrap the end of the rope in tape.
I stretch my arms, groaning. "Ugh... I am literally insane..."
Leatherworking Has Leveled Up x2
I open my shop menu for the first time and type 'Bow crafting' in the search bar.
Title: Bow-crafting for dummies
Rarity:[Common]
Cost: 120 Lien
Description:
Teaches you the wonders of bending wood to shoot other wood at things that may sometimes be made of wood... wood golems I am looking at you!
Title: Elemental Arrows
Rarity:[Uncommon]
Cost: 4,000 Lien
Description:
What decent arcane archer DOESN'T want to shoot arrows that Burn, Freeze, Shock, Explode, Melt, Poison, and bleed their foes?
Title: Auriel's Bow [Otherworldly Item]
Rarity: [Legendary One-Of-A-Kind]
Cost: 3,000,000,000 (30,000,000) Lien
Description:
Its craftsmanship is said to have no equal in all of Tamriel. The bow draws its power from Aetherius itself, channeling it through the sun, dealing increased damage to undead and making it the bane of all vampires.
Ironically, if an arrow tainted by the blood of a female vampire lord is shot into the sun, for a day, the entire planet grows dark.
I double tap the first option and learn it, along with getting a second fletching book.
Transaction Completed
Bow Crafting: (Crafting) (Level: 1 0.0%)
Allows you to create Bows out of many materials.
Synergizes well with Fletching and Carving.
Fletching (Crafting) (Level: 1 0.0%)
Allows you to create Arrows and Bolts for your bows and crossbows.
Synergizes well with Bow Crafting and Carving.
I also buy a nice and large tree branch from a forever fall tree.
'500 lien well spent...'
I pick up the branch, the entire thing about 5 feet long.
'this is going to be pretty loud so I should probably go somewhere else for this- that is... if I do it the NORMAL way with a hammer and knife...'
Your Familiar, 'Craig', Has Died
Your Familiar, 'Jerry', Has Died
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up
Please select an additional ability for 'Craig'
'rip...'
You have gained: 75 Lien
I shrug as I hold the piece of wood up vertically, pulling my sword out of my inventory.
"One Sword Style..."
*Ktch*
"Lion Song"
The wood splits cleanly into two pieces down the middle of the entire 5-foot branch.
The wood is VERY pretty, it has a grey bark along the outside and a nice Maroon/Burgundy flesh.
'these will make some nice-looking bows...'
I do a horizontal slash across the bottom of one of the pieces, making it about 3 feet instead of 5.
'now I just need to carve these babies into a bow shape and then use that extra 2 feet or so of wood to make a couple of arrows... and also make that braided leather bowstring...'
I pull out a knife and grin. "Carving time~"
I am about done with one arm of the short bow I was creating when Neo decided to get up, her hair is messy and sticking out at awkward angles as she tiredly walks into the bathroom.
"…"
I shrug and continue carving 3-foot-long piece of wood, sparing a glance to Neo as she comes out of the bathroom a couple minutes later looking much more refreshed, her hair slightly fixed, and her eyes fully open instead of the dreary half-lidded tired stare that she had going in.
"Morning~" she hums as she pauses mid step, staring blankly at me. "Why do we have Forever-Fall wood?"
"I'm making a bow... and you know my powers~ the rarer the materials used to make it... the more overpowered it is~" I shrug.
"Ah..." She nods and shrugs. "Das pretty cool..."
"Yep." I agree as I go back to chipping away bark into the small garbage can I have acquired from the kitchen.
About 10 minutes later Neptune got up, stretches and flops down in between Neo and I, grinning as she does so, causing Neo to pout slightly.
"Making a bow hmmmm?" Neptune asks as she props her head on my shoulder.
I glare at her with half lidded eyes.
"Oh... Right..." She nods, instantly swapping spaces with Neo who just seems confused before shoving her slightly onto me, where she leans her head on my shoulder. "Fixed..."
I roll my eyes slightly and continue my work, finishing a rough outline of the bow before putting it down and wrapping one of my arms around Neo's shoulders, causing her to smile lightly and closer her eyes slightly.
"So warm..." She mumbles.
I finish the short bow I had been making, the main bow being finished yesterday and the carving finished today.
The way I carved the bow, it has what looks like scales covering the entire thing, but if you look closer, you would realize it was actually beetles, or more accurately, Scarab Beetles.
As such, I have dubbed this bow 'Scarab'
Scarab is a dark red short bow with scarab carvings covering the entire thing, the bowstring is made of REALLY thin black leather strips that I have braided into a single piece of leather, and, to those who wanted to know, I made it out of a mix of both Beowolf leather AAAAND Creep leather, with a 2 to 1 ratio of Beowolf to Creep.
Scarab:
"A beetle will chase after an opening of light, while a cockroach will scatter at a crack of it. How are we different from insects? Nobody is purely good or purely evil. Most of us are in-between. There are moths that explore the day and butterflies that play at night. Polarity is an integral part of nature, human or not human."
Deals 50 damage per successful hit, and all arrows are ignited with black fire before shot, allowing them to do an additional 15 damage to all and 30% more damage to Grimm.
I also splurged a little and bought 'Elemental Arrows'
Elemental Arrows (Active) (Level 1: 0.0%) Cost: Dependent.
Allows you to enchant your arrows with many effects mid-combat, more unlocked the higher level this skill is.
Effects:
Fire: (Cost 600 Mp) Fire Arrows Deal An Additional 50 Fire Damage And Changes The Bow's Damage Type To Fire)
Shock: (Cost 600 Mp) Shock Arrows Deal An Additional 50 Electricity Damage And Changes The Bow's Damage Type To Electricity)
Frost: (Cost 600 Mp) Frost Arrows Deal An Additional 50 Cold Damage And Changes The Bow's Damage Type To Cold)
There's just ooone problem...
I stare emotionlessly at the short bow.
"I don't know how to shoot a bow..." I whisper in horror.
I stare ahead at the tree about 10 feet in front of me, a normal arrow drawn back in my bow.
'let's see here... arrow is on the side of the bow that I am using to draw the bowstring instead of on the side that I am holding the bow with... it's supposed to be faster shooting that way because I won't have to do the extra hand-motions... according to that one video on YouTube I watched before I was sent here that is...'
I close both eyes, breathing in, opening them as the end of the arrow lights on fire.
Then I release, breathing out as I do so...
It flies about 2 feet to the left of where I was aiming, missing the tree entirely.
"Fuck..."
I draw it back and try again, the arrow doing basically the same but this time to the right... along with the braided cord scraping along the underside of my left arm.
"Fuck" I deadpan while clutching my arm. "UGH that stings..."
I pout slightly.
"I'm going to make an arm-guard now..."
And thus Sean starts the task of learning how to shoot arrows... because just SO many things can be enchanted on a bow... the drawstring, the actual bow, the arrows, keep in mind that he hasn't enchanted Scarab yet... it has an ability based off the materials used, but is still 'unenchanted'.
And can we talk about that old lady and those two fucking idiots from episode 8? I can't wait for them to die :D that'll be great! (I am not a psychopath) like how the fuck do they even SEEEEEEE?! That goofy fuckin hat is covering their eyes!
i have been playing the Spyro's Reignited trilogy all day... how was your Christmas?
Guest Reviews (Damnit i forgot to do this in Microsoft Word):
Cf96: "The most terrifying sound an enemy could ever make "mooooo"...lol"
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for real, you are lucky that they didn't try to use their strange tentacle appendage feeler arm things... that wouldn't have been good... or pg...
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Guest 001: ":He could fill June and Neo in on canon and interfere with Cinder as an inside man, push Roman out, make Roman a comrad, "assassinate" Tuckson by faking his death, derail the train and put the bombs in his inventory for later use and generally mess things up for Cinder."
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i mean he COULD do that... but why? why would you do that? -Jontron... though that bomb idea is fucking brilliant... if he actually goes on that mission with Team Rwby that is...
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Anonymous:"Hey, I'm Snake from Metal Gear Solid. My game's got a pretty simple story..."
"Snake, I... don't see your name on the list."
"Ah, my friend Cloud Strife told me to come on this show and talk about-"
"OH GOD NO."
*cue b***' parody song*
Oh... ohhh, man. That doesn't exactly bode well for his future relationships, does it? (Of course it doesn't, lol. Pre-boot vets already know the general gist of how this is gonna go down.)
That should make it a... how do I put this? It can't be a love triangle, because they all want the same guy, so... hm. Maybe it's still a triangle, but more like a pyramid instead, with Sean being the vertex? Meh, whatever. It's all the same, anyway.
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a weapon to surpass metal gear...
*insert spinning dildo robot*
what doesn't? the fact Ruby Rose, daughter of Summer Rose, might has a teensy crush? im just going to flat out tell you, the only way that is going to pan out can be described perfectly in 2 words... 'Accidental Fucking'... and the cause being described in 5... 'School Prom, Yang, Spiked Punch.'
if i had to place the girls that want the shota SUCC in a pyramid... it would go something like this... and keep in mind that this tier is based on the likely hood that they will bang... willing or otherwise...
Tier 1 (The Top): Sean and Neo... who are currently in a relationship.
Tier 2: (Upper Middle): Any vampire hoes that want the dick for the entire reason of 'continuing the vampire race' (This is so high because 2 of them are vampire lords...)
Tier 3: (Middle Middle): Those who have a genuine crush on Sean... *COUGH* ruby *COUGH*
Tier 4: (Lower Middle): Those who are commanded to procreate with the shota by their father to continue the vampire race.
Tier 5: (Bottom): Generic fangirls on the internet who will never meet death shota...
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Guest 002: "Gonna have to require Sean to get Za Warudo since he's a vampire like I neeeeeeeed it to happen."
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Maybe? when he unlocks the time affinity it might be possible...
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Guest 003: "awesome fight scene."
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Thanks! i think next chapter's is going to be slightly better... though... i wouldn't call next chapter's fight a 'fight'... more like a one-sided-slaughter
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Now onto the omake...
Omake: (NON-CANON)
I have made a horrible mistake...
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up x10
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up x9
You have gained: 20000 lien, Ursa Tooth x7, Ursa Bone Spike x4, SUPREME Forever Fall Sap.
'I-I should have never let them go off on their own!'
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up x20
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up x21
You have gained: 400000 lien, mimic talon x4, Mimic Eye x2, mimicry device.
'how the hell did they even kill that?!'
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up x40
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up x39
You have gained: 40000000 Lien, Salem's Tears x5, Flesh of Salem x3, Secret Boss: ULTRA SALEM Summoner.
'n-no stop-'
Your Familiar, 'Craig' Has Leveled Up x120
Your Familiar, 'Jerry' Has Leveled Up x100
You have gained: 40000000000 Lien, Essence of the dark god x4, Essence of the light god x6, Core of Tiamat (Boss Summoner)
'WH-'
Tiamat has been defeated... you now have divine power and complete control over remnant!
Would you like to play again [Yes?] [No?]
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Familiars are op... WHELP they beat the 'final boss'… FANFIC OVER (jk)