UmbridgeLoathers Chat Room
[11:42PM] GryffindorCaptain: OMG the meeting was so awesome!
[11:42PM] ChasingBell: I agree, we actually learned something.
[11:43PM] DennisCreevey: Who knew half of us are horrible at the Disarming Charm?
[11:43PM] CatLover: In your face, Smith!
Harry's Blog
Posted by BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord:
Our first meeting was a huge success!
Likes: 50
Dislikes: 0
Follows: 47
Comments:
SeriousSirius: Let's hope they follow that trend!
Annoyed: RON, FRED, GEORGE, AND GINNY WEASLEY! DIDN'T I TELL YOU NOT TO JOIN?
Serious: Better expelled than clueless.
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: Hear, hear!
RonaldPost
Posted by UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban:
The first meeting was awesome!
Likes: 50
Dislikes: 0
Follows: 12
Comments:
SeriousSirius: I guess you and Harry are of the same mind.
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: Anyone who hates Umbridge are of the same mind as us.
SeriousSirius: So everyone except the Slytherins and Umbridge herself?
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: Yup.
Sirius' Comments
Posted by SeriousSirius:
I have a challenge for you all! Write a story about Umbridge and how stupid/fat/anything really insulting she is.
Winner gets a Galleon, though I suspect most of you will write for the fun of it.
I will post the Top Three up here, just send it to me and I'll judge etc. etc.
Likes: 50
Dislikes: 0
Follows: 50
Comments:
CatLover: Darn right you are.
QueenTrixie: Duh, we're writing.
Gin: No duh, Sherlock! (Muggle saying :D)
Helen: Oh, you're reading 'Sherlock Holmes'? I loved it!
Gin: Me too! Holmes is soo clever, he would've been in Ravenclaw if he went to Hogwarts.
Helen: Definitely.
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: LOL this is going to be fun.
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: I am going to relish this opportunity.
Frustrated: Bwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
Moony: This is going to be fun.
WiseCat: I think I'll ask the UmbridgeLoathers to do the same.
SeriousSirius: CARL The blog you made for 'select students' is called 'UmbridgeLoathers'? LOL!
UniversalKing: Ooh, this is going to be good.
SerpentSnape: I think I'll do one too… I am not entering this competition however.
SeriousSirius: My heart is bleeding from disappointment.
Umbridge is Fat&Stupid Room
[11:23PM] WiseCat: Anyone up?
[11:23PM] CharmingEagle: What else am I supposed to do?
[11:24PM] HerbBadger: Of course I am!
[11:24PM] SerpentSnape: I am up as well, though I suspect I know what you are going to ask or do.
[11:25PM] WiseCat: What do you all think of a competition for the UmbridgeLoathers?
[11:26PM] CharmingEagle: What kind?
[11:26PM] WiseCat: Who can come up with a story that insults Umbridge the most.
[11:27PM] HerbBadger: Why are you even asking? Do it!
[11:27PM] WiseCat: I thought it seemed polite. In the 1/1,000,000,000,000 odds that you would refuse, I was going to do it anyway.
[11:27PM] SerpentSnape: 1/1,000,000,000,000 odds? More like a complete alternate universe.
[11:28PM] CharmingEagle: Can't wait to see what the students come up with.
[11:28PM] WiseCat: I'm going to be writing one too.
[11:28PM] HerbBadger: Aren't we all?
UmbridgeLoather Chat Room
[1:12AM] WiseCat: We have decided to have a contest.
[1:12AM] RavenclawSeeker: Ooh, what kind?
[1:12AM] ErniePuff: Yeah, what kind?
[1:13AM] WiseCat: Who can come up with a story that insults Umbridge the most.
[1:13AM] GryffindorChaser: I'm in, Professor.
[1:13AM] ColinCamera: So am I. And I think it's safe to say that everyone else here is as well.
[1:14AM] WiseCat: Excellent. Contest ends next month, same day, at midnight. NOW GO TO SLEEP!
OwlPost
Posted by HarrysOwl:
hi everyone its me.. uh hedwig, right. can anyone teach me how to type other stuff like question mark etc.
Likes: 0
Dislikes: 0
Follows: 50
Comments:
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Merlin. Hedwig, you can read/write?
HarrysOwl: yeah.
Helen: I'll teach you. Wait, they have laptops at the Owlery?
HarrysOwl: they have computers. they work because no magic in the owlery.
Helen: That would make sense… Sort of. Owls can read and write?
HarrysOwl: it wouldnt make sense if post owls couldnt read or write.
Helen: That makes sense. Alright, I'm going to the Owlery.
[Helen has signed out.]
CatLover: Wow wow wow.
Gin: Anyone else scared and disburbed at the news that our owls can read and write?
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: I will never look at Hedwig the same way again.
OwlPost
Posted by HarrysOwl:
Hi everyone, it's Hedwig again!
I can finally type properly!
I'm going over to you for an Owl Treat, Harry, I think I deserve one.
Likes: 50
Dislikes: 0
Follows: 50
Comments:
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: Definitely. I have a couple ready, fly by anytime you want (except classtime, but that's a bit obvious.)
HarrysOwl: Alright, thanks again!
Helen: Wow, the Owlery has a floor devoted to computers… And they have special owl technicians to fix and update them. Some of them are twenty years old and still work like new! And they have video game consoles like Gameboys ad such. They also have tons of popular games. You owls are tech-savvy.
HarrysOwl: What are we supposed to do in our free time? Just stand in our hollows looking proper?
Helen: I guess I never thought about it..
HarrysOwl: It's OK, we do other stuff too, such as making maps of various addresses our owners don't know. You don't know how long it took me to find Sirius' various locations. He moved like every week!
Helen: I guess I never really thought about that too, it just seemed natural for owls to magically find places.
HarrysOwl: It's OK.
HarrysOwl: Oh no, the shame of all owls has decided to make a blog!
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: OMG Pig made a blog! I'm going to go look.
Pigwidgeon's Awesome Blog
Posted by ILOVERON!:
OHMYGOSHHIEVERYONEI'MPIGANDILOVERONWEASLEYHEISSONICEANDFLUFFYANDREDANDNICEANDYELLOWANDSWEETANDAWESOMEANDOOHIT'SABUTTERFLY! YAYBUTTERFLY!
Likes: 48
Dislikes: 2
Follows: 50
Comments:
SeriousSirius: Anyone mind translating that?
HarrysOwl: Oh my gosh hi everyone I'm Pig and I love Ron Weasley he is so nice and fluffy and red and nice and yellow and sweet and awesome and ooh it's a butterfly! Yay butterfly! Merlin, I'm so ashamed.
SeriousSirius: CARL! And it's OK, Hedwig, all species have their oddballs.
CatLover: DFL!
SeriousSirius: What does it stand for?
CatLover: Died From Laughing. I though CARL was too weak.
SeriousSirius: In this case, you are so right.
Frustrated: I can see why you don't like him, Hedwig. Doesn't make it any less funny, though! DFL!
UniversalKing: I internally DFL… I really need to stop blogging while working, people are giving me strange looks…
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: This is sooo wrong.. I mean, first of all, Pig's an OWL! Then, if we ignore that, second of all, he's MALE anyway! And geez, WHERE IN THE WORLD DID YELLOW COME FROM?! DISLIKE!
Helen: LOL.
ILOVERON!: OMGIT'SRONILOVEYOURONOMGOMGOMG!
HarrysOwl: Translated from Idiot: OMG IT'S RON I LOVE YOU RON OMG OMG OMG!
BoyWhoAnnoyedDarkLord: DFL twice.
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: First Ginny, then my own owl! Except this time, for some creepy reason, I think this is 100% real! WAKE ME UP FROM THIS NIGHTMARE! I THINK MY OWL LIKES ME!
[ILOVERON! has invited UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban to chat.]
UmbridgeDeservesAzkaban: AHH! NOOO!
A/N: I was laughing so hard while writing this chapter... LOL, anyway, please review!
Yes, I'm begging for reviews now. No, I am not ashamed.
And yeah, this is sort of a hinted one-sided Pig/Ron, but don't worry, nothing inappropriate, just Pig repeatedly declaring his love for Ron, and Ron getting seriously creeped out. I think I don't have to change the rating, I don't know...