(A/N: Hi! It's me again! Once again I did nothing with this chapter; Katie did all the work. I feel kinda bad for not helping her with my own story but she's so enthusiastic about it so I just let them all have fun with it. Anyway, here's the next chappie. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I do not own Maximum Ride though I wish I did)

Fang pov

Well after that humiliating experience was over I decided to go back and give those guys a piece of what they deserved. Especially Iggy, he was so dead beyond belief. Although I guess it was partly my fault for picking dare, but really? Who does that? Luckily she said yes, but still one of the most embarrassing experiences of my life. Now she probably thinks I'm a perv because I was out on her balcony while they were all wearing sports bras, but how was I supposed to know? I wonder if Iggy knew Katie was over there too…..he probably did and just wanted to embarrass me more. Great, just great! On the plus side I did get to see Max in a sports bra. She looked really good in it, too. And the way her eyes lit up when she saw me, she looked so beautiful, oh my god! I did NOT just think that! It's a good thing Iggy can't read minds or I would be so dead right now.

I looked over at Dylan and Iggy to see him rolling around laughing on the floor. Pretty soon those tears of laughter would be tears of pain. But first I needed to figure out what all this laughing was about, I was 80% sure that they couldn't read minds, but I needed to double check.

"What's all of the laughter about dude?" I growled.

"You mean besides the fact that you just embarrassed yourself in front of the girl you broke up with your girlfriend for? No reason." Iggy managed to gasp out in between laughs.

"Actually I was also laughing at the expression on his face," most people who know me think that I'm an emotionless brick wall, but my closest friends know that my eyes can tell you basically everything I am thinking. I still can't figure out how to control them, ugh, "his eyes went from angry to freaked out to like totally in love to embarrassed in the course of five seconds."

"You picked up all that from his face?" asked Xavier, we hadn't been friends for nearly as long, "All I saw was a wall of hate and future pain coming at me."

"Well you have to pay attention to his eyes; he still can't control those yet. I bet you I know exactly what he was thinking about. It started out with-"

"You say anything about what your theory of my thoughts was and Katie will have a ton of things to say to you later, starting with, Fang let me listen to the convo where you admitted you liked me. " "You recorded that?" Dylan screamed

"I record all of my convo's," I said calmly, "a lot of them make very good blackmail material."

"Whatever Fang, instead of being mad at us you should be mad at Max," Xavier piped up, "if she hadn't come here then you wouldn't have broken up with Katie, and you wouldn't have fallen for Max, and we wouldn't have anyone to tease you about, and the last 10 minutes would never have happened." I don't know what I was thinking at that moment but it all seemed to click for me.

"You're right, and to get Max back we should prank all of them," I said, "but first we have to kidnap all of them except for Max without her noticing." At that moment I heard a shout come from outside of my house. I looked out the window and saw Katie in a bush; she always was very clumsy, with the other girls except for Max around her. Well that was easy. Unfortunately, they were all armed with eggs, toilet paper, water balloons, and a sharpie. Before Katie had gotten all the way out of the bush the guys and I were out the door and surrounding them. I seemed to have a weird effect on Katie, when she saw me she got all tense and a look and pain and fear flashed through her eyes. It seemed as though she wanted to run but couldn't, Ruth tried to help her and to stop the bleeding but there wasn't much she could do. This made Dylan's job easy, he just grabbed them and they didn't seem to notice until he was halfway back. Pandemonium arose but in the end we got all of the girls.

When I walked inside the first thing I noticed was that Dylan's shirt was wrapped around Katie's arm and she was trying to discreetly glance at his abs. Oh gross! But hey, my plan was falling into place, and I didn't even have to go over there and get the girls. What luck!

Max pov

I woke up surrounded by countless pillows and peanut butter pretzels (my favorite snack, right behind choc. Chip cookies) littering the floor. Something wasn't right. My mind flashed to the night before, when Katie had administered a prank war. Annnd Fang had… you know.

I yawned and looked around. Empty sleeping bags were strewn about like gross dead caterpillars. Ella's make-up was also everywhere. What the…? I looked up to see a beach bucket perched above the door. Nice shot, Ella, but you aren't fooling me. After sneaking a glance around, I unfurl my wings and carefully snatch the bucket. Was that flour? That would've been a huge mess. At least I wouldn't have to clean it up.

I slipped on a hoodie and sweatpants and made my way downstairs, avoiding the carefully placed tripwires and water puddles. I walk outside and see a collage of smashed eggs, toilet paper, mustached lawn gnomes, and popped water balloons all in front of Fang's house. Oh crap! Did the girls go and do something stupid last night? I thought I made it clear that I needed to be in on any prank, and this is why. Don't they know that the best pranks are carefully thought out and not just thrown around willy-nilly? Speaking of which, where are they? I walk around the back of the house and see Nudge and Ella tied to lawn chairs asleep with a whole bunch of random makeup on their faces. They look like a circus threw up all over their face! I woke them up with a quick shake.

"Ahh!" they screamed in unison.

"Relax guys; it's just me," I whispered, "now I want you to tell me, using only whisper voices so the guys won't wake up, what exactly happened last night."

"Well, everything started after you went to sleep. We all really wanted to prank the guys even though you said that we had to wait, so we found toilet paper, eggs, water balloons, and a sharpie to go prank the guys," Ella began, "it was all going great until Katie tripped and landed in a bush. She screamed and I guess Fang and the guys heard us because the next thing we knew we were surrounded."

"But there were four of them and six of you. Why didn't you just kick their butts and get out of there?" I wondered, I mean seriously. Helpless much?

"Well you seem to forget that Dylan and Xavier are on the football team, Fang is surprisingly strong, and Iggy has freakishly amazing senses, even if he can't see. Plus Katie's arm was bleeding because she scraped it up falling into a bush and also when she saw Fang she sort of became paralyzed, stupid breakups. Ruth of course was trying to help her so it was very easy for Dylan to grab them and sling them over his shoulders and run inside. Emily started to run after them but Iggy grabbed her and ran in too. After that all heck broke loose. Nudge and I tried to run back to the house to get you and Fang grabbed us both, that guy is incredibly strong, and Xavier grabbed Sarah and they took us in. When we got in Katie, Ruth, and Emily were all tied up in a row of chairs, and they were tied tight too, there was no possible way for them to escape. Soon they tied up Sarah, Nudge and I. We were all in a row facing them and Dylan had his shirt off, it was wrapped around Katie's arm. They all had the scariest looks on their faces, almost like they had some evil plan cooked up that they just couldn't wait for us to be pawns in. Fang, Iggy, and Xavier left Dylan to watch us while they went over to your house. They were gone for a while but when they came back they had all of my make-up with them. I knew this was not gonna end well…"

Fang pov (the night before)

At Max's house we set up a ton of booby traps that hopefully a half asleep Max will stumble into when she wakes up. She looked so pretty when she was asleep, almost peaceful, and I was so tempted to lean down and kiss her. I kept gazing at her for so long that I didn't notice Xavier whisper something to Iggy and I didn't notice Iggy crouching down until he was right next to Max's ear. I wanted to scream but I knew we couldn't make too much noise otherwise Max would wake up. So I clenched my jaw and waited to see what Iggy was going to do.

"Fang loves you Max," I heard him whisper; "you don't know how badly he wants to kiss you and how in love with you he is. He broke up with his girlfriend for you and he loves you. Fang loves Max, Fang loves you." At this point my fists were clenched and my entire body was tense. As soon as we got out of that house Iggy was so completely and entirely dead.

"Man your face is as red as a tomato. If I had any doubt about how you feel about Max I definitely don't anymore," Xavier whispered. Oh he was gonna get it too. After all of the booby traps were set up I saw Iggy grab some of Ella's make up.

"Maybe a couple of our new friends can get some makeovers," he said. Oh perfect! But he's still so incredibly dead! We walked back to my house and I decided I would save the beating up the guys for later. I walked inside and Katie was sobbing quietly in Dylan's arms. Ummmm….can you say awkward? As soon as he noticed us he shot me a look of, what else was I supposed to do, and tied her up again.

"Make over time," Iggy said with an evil grin on his face.

We took Ella and Nudge and did a two on one makeover. After we were done they looked pretty awful. We took a pic so it would last longer and tied them to lawn chairs outside. Then we headed back in to deal with the other girls.

Max pov

"….and that's all that I know. The other girls are still in there somewhere," finished Ella. By this point I was furious. I knew what I was going to do.

"Alright girls I'm going to untie you and you are going to go back to my house. Please clean up all of the booby traps that the boys so lovingly set up. Make sure to be extra super careful. Nudge where do you keep your make-up?" I asked

"In my bathroom, under the sink," she replied without missing a beat. I untied them and they began to tiptoe toward my house. As soon as I saw them go inside I formed a plan. It would get all of the girls out, except for maybe me. Oh well, I could deal with that. I tiptoed through the house until I found Katie, Sarah, Dylan, and Xavier. Dylan and Xavier were asleep on the couch while Katie and Sarah were slumped over in the chairs they had been tied to. There were little water balloon pieces everywhere and the girls looked like they had fallen asleep in wet clothes. Quietly I tiptoed up to them and covered their mouths while I shook them awake, they still screamed but this way it was muffled so that the boys didn't wake up. I untied them and gave them the same instructions that I gave Nudge and Ella and they left. I tiptoed up the stairs and walked into Nudge's room and saw Iggy conked out on Nudge's bed with Emily standing in the closet with her arms tied above her head staring at me in wide eyed fear. She was also kind of crouched over and she had tears in her eyes.

"What did he do to you?" I whisper screamed

"He tickled me for hours and hours and I laughed so hard my stomach hurts. Stupid boys," she whispered sadly. I untied her and told her the same thing I told everyone else. Now I only had to find Fang and Ruth and then these guys were gonna get it bad! I figured the only other place Fang would be is in his room, and since the boys all seemed to have a captive my guess was that he had Ruth. If that girl was in any physical, mental, or emotional pain he was in HUGE trouble! My guess was correct and he was in his room, also asleep on his bed. Ruth was tied in a chair sobbing quietly into her knees that she had pulled up to her chest. Oh he was so dead!

"What the heck happened in here?" I demanded.

"He played call of duty for hours then put horror movies on in an endless loop. For the rest of the night I went between feeling terrified and feeling so awful for those poor families," she whispered. She is such a sweet girl! I let her go and told her to go help the others, then went into Nudge's bathroom and pulled out her bright pink nail polish, an unused razor, and her make-up. It was time for sweet, sweet revenge. First I painted Dylan and Xavier's finger and toenails bright pink, making sure to take the nail polish remover with me. Then I shaved all of the hair off of Iggy's legs; finally I gave Fang a total and complete makeover. Making sure to take pictures of my work I walked up to Fang and wondered how to wake him up. I decided to freak him out more I would make out with him and as soon as he woke up I would use my super speed to get back to the house so he would think he had a dream about making out with me. Perfect!

So I began, Fang's lips tasted surprisingly good…stupid brain! This is only to get back at him! When I felt him began to wake up I quickly flew back to my house and showed all of the girls the pictures. It was the best start to a prank war ever!

(A/N: Hope you enjoyed, if you are lucky I will have the next chapter up tomorrow. Reviews help me post faster. So review for the sake of the boys' reactions! Please!

QOTU: If you had a super hero power what would it be? Mine is Telekinesis. What's the lamp doing all the way up there? *Innocent smirk*