Xtremly Scray - A My Immortal Parody

by Lullaby of Broadway

Warning - some of this parody is extremely goofy (and intentionally poorly written). Taking it seriously is not advisd, but viower excretion is. Please read the real My Immortal before reading this - otherwise it makes no sense. Rated T for stupidly written sex scenes and misspelled swears.

10. Chapter 10

Chapitre 10

AN: BUFFY U Cuntinue 2 suk! Gimme a posttree of Gerry Way. Noww! Fangs to les goffiques for los buenos revues.

Snap was fling (geddit, lik Morty McFli?) aroond on his bromstik when al of a Sudan Seleno, Vespa, Bluto, Draco, HAHRID, and Jessica, hu is now Penty (as in Pentagram) ran im. Penty was was wearing a blak t wif a pitrtue of me making oot wif Jeremy Way. Her entrée bod was covered (Geddit, like our cover of Helena?) in corset fishnets.) She looked lik a pentagon of Joel and Bliiy Jeo.

"I;mo noto okayo!" She screened at Snap then he turn into a blak blla of flam (ha ha, u revurees falms, geddit?) and it was vlak. He drooped the Camry and it was broke. Lopine pickled it up and said "I want to masticate agent!"

"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!" Dumbeldork cried. "FedoFiles! We mus be in an Amrikan skquewl!11111111111111" (geddit, lik Amrikan Eegle, that preepy store.)

Loopin ran away. So sid Dublindore. The Volermont came. He was wering blak bub he cleerlu wasn't goffic. I took out my gun and shooted Snap and Volxeemort a gazillion times. Voldemort gave me a gun. I turned it in2 a blak pentagram.

Suddenly Voledomrt flee down wit a lucy-dovy look in his Is and roared "HotTopicILoveYouWillYouHalfSexxWifME?"

"Hot Topic, I loke you will you hakf xes wif me?" Draco asked and we took uf etchotheres clothers and we HAD SEX (yes, htat does soud like a Marine Sue.)