Day 4
Today, the Master was allowed to take the Chicken suit off and put on his normal clothes.
"About bloody time" he said into the camera and pulling a face. which caused a boxing glove to emerge from the camera and punch him in the part-that-is-very-sensitive. The Master doubled over in pain and was cursing. "You hit me in the Doodle" he gasped. The other Housemates saw him rolling over the floor. They ignored him and ate breakfast then Captain Jack burst into a song.
"Oh, who lives in a pineapple under the sea?" he sang as he stood on the table.
"Spongebob squarepants" sang the Housemates.
"Absorbent and yellow and pourous is he" sang the American that was still stood on the table.
"Spongebob Squarepants" the others sang out loud.
"If nautical nonsense be something you wish" Captain jack sang again.
"Spongebob Squarepants" sang out the Housemates.
"Then drop on the deck and flop like a fish" sang out Captain Jack
"Spongebob Squarepants" sang out the Housemates
"Ready?" sang out the American. Soon everybody was doing their own dance routine. Dr Ten was doing the worm, Rose and Martha were doing the conga, Mickey was Break dancing, Dr Nine , Dr Four and the Master were doing the macerena and the Dalek was spinning on the spot.
"SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS, SPONGEBOB SQUAREPAAAAAAAANTS". After their little song and dance the routine, the Housemates
had to gather on the sofa because Big Brother had an annoucement to make.
"The two Housemates up for nominations are Mickey and the Master. Also tomorrow there will be two surprise Housemates arriving. So bye bye". The Master and Mickey were now arguing about who was going to be evicted.
"You're the one who's going to evicted" the Master taunted. Mickey stomped on his foot.
"That's for the Reader's to decide" said Mickey.
"Shit, I wanted to vote" moaned the Master. He slumped away and had some of his Anti-constipation coffee. "I wonder who will be the two Surprise Housemates" said Dr Ten with unmistakable joy.
"We'll just hae to wait until tomorrow" said Dr Four attending to his hand-made Jellybaby house. After Lunch. Dr Ten and Captain jack had a task to do. They had to compete in a sack race that was taking place in the backyard and the winner would recieve a free can of beer.
"I am gonna beat ya" said Dr Ten pulling a smiley face.
"Oh yeah, I'm gonna win" Captain jack taunted. The Race was silly and fun. Dr Ten won leaving Captain jack annoyed. He went to Diary room for his beer.
"That is your prize and you are not allowed to share it with any off the other housemates. If you do then you shall be punished bwuahahahahahaha". Dr Ten had all the beer and got drunk. His Fourth and Ninth incarnation had to carry him to bed because he had passed out.
"Bloody alchy" mumbled the Master emerging from the Bathroom, brushing his teeth.