After finally getting out of that plot hole, I was eager to see the chaos my cupcakes had sown.
What I was not expecting was to see every character I had messed with surrounding Legolas, who I had thought I had sent home, glaring at me with various degrees of anger.
"THERE! SHE'S THE REASON FOR ALL THIS!"
"Who, me?" I had a very bad feeling about this.
"GET HER!" they all roared, and leapt for me.
I turned and ran as fast as I could. I believe this is where 'adrenaline' comes in handy.
One would think that with all of Soul Society destroyed, I could have found a bunch of hiding places. But Soul Society wasn't just destroyed; it was reduced to numerous piles of disintegrated ash. Or, I could have simply teleported out of there with the powers of fanfiction. But I was not thinking straight, and by this point, I think I would have just opened up another plot hole and unlease something even worse...like Dora the Explorer or something.
"GOD, BUDDHA, ALLAH, AMATERASU, ZEUS, JUNO, THOR HELP ME!" I screeched, calling on every single deity I knew and making up a few as I went along. If the raging horde behind me caught up, I was screwed.
"HOW DARE YOU RUIN MY AWESOMENESS!" Ichigo screeched. "BANKAI!"
"FIGHT!" Zaraki yelled, and immediately started engaging Ichigo. He didn't care what was going on, so long as he could fight someone.
"JUSTICE!" Tousen screamed.
"You know you love me, I know you care/Just shout whenever, and I'll be there!" Justin Beiber sang.
"Ah…GO CHARIZARD!" I cried, and threw a random Pokéball. "Keep 'em busy!"
Charizard jumped out of the Pokéball, and roared…
…only to be run over by the slavering horde of very angry fictional characters. Justin Beiber stayed behind to sing Charizard a song in memory of him. If Charizard wasn't dead by then, he certainly was now.
"Okay…so that didn't work…we'll try this then! Secret Weapon! GO…BARBIE!"
Barbie appeared and held up a hand.
"Hi, I'm Barbie!"
The front ranks of the slavering horde that was chasing me fell to the ground, their eyes burning.
"NOOO! YORUICHI-SAMA, SAVE ME!" Soi Fong cried.
"She's so not beautiful! The ugliness is terrifying!" Yumichika screeched before fainting beautifully.
"NOOO…JUSTICE!" Tousen yelled.
But the rest of the horde just kept on coming, and ran over Barbie. Justin Beiber, who had finished Charizard's death song, came over to do the same to her. But suddenly! Barbie stood up.
"Justin Beiber! I love you!"
"Barbie! I love you too!"
And so they skipped off into the sunset, to live happily ever after.
…what? They didn't even eat a cupcake! Oh well~
"Psst…Embee, over here!"
I screeched to a stop, and saw Ichimaru Gin standing in an open Garganta, waving me over.
Now, I had two choices: keep running until I'm overwhelmed by the blood-thirsty horde of characters, or escape with the creepy fox-face.
I decided to take my chances with fox-face.
"Thanks Gin!" I shouted, and jumped into the Garganta.
"Oh, no, thank you," Gin said, and his smile grew even wider, if that was possible.
And then he shoved a cupcake down my throat before I could even blink.
"It has been so entertaining, seeing the chaos that resulted from those cupcakes, Embee-chan," Gin said, and then shoved me back out of the Garganta.
It closed behind me, leaving me standing in front of the slavering, ravenous, blood-thirsty horde of Shinigami/Wizard/Actors/Elf/Pokémon/Hollows.
A wide grin grew across my face.
"I LOVE YOU!" I shouted and leapt forward to meet the angry mob out for my blood.
Deep in Los Noches…
"Gin, was the plan successful?"
"Yes, Aizen, it was," Gin said with a grin.
"Good, very good," Aizen said, and turned back to watch the screens.
This had all been a part of his plan, because Aizen plans everything.
Me: I'll leave it to your imagination who I saw first. And it wasn't Gin.
Legolas: This was a very random, very weird story.
Me: Yes, yes it was.
Legolas: Can I go home now?
Me: No! You must do penance for ruining my plan and making me fall victim to my own cupcake!
Legolas: You had it coming ever since you started this.
Me: Yeah…you're right… Oh well~ I hope you readers enjoyed this incredible random story! And remember kiddies, watch out for plot holes! They like to eat people!
Legolas: Please save me…
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