7 Minutes in Heaven: Toonville Edition

Chapter 8: PaniniXK'nuckles: Lovestruck

Getting closer to the Fanon vs. Canon special at chapter 10! Only this and the next chapter to go!

Summary of story: Our Toonville friends play 7 minutes in heaven.

Chapter summary: In a surprising double feature, Patrick, going slightly out of character, kissed Squidward for 2 consecutive minutes, and then Brian got Roger up his ass, literally! Talk about gay clinic sex! Good thing Roger survived inside Brian's anus, or this would get worse by the minute after Roger's death. Well, now that those sessions are out of the way for now, Panini and K'nuckles get their chance in this, as they go into… (gulp) …the closet… of DOOM! Panini is a little worried, since she already had a session with Gorgonzola, but K'nuckles is not afraid to go in without a fight. We all know they might kiss, but will they kiss? Will Izzy rape Lindsay again? Will Gorgonzola have big feelings for Panini? Is Peter nuts? (Yes.) And will Chowder actually get jealous? All these questions and more will be answered as we go into chapter 8 of 7 Minutes in Heaven, Toonville Edition!

Rated M for some swearing, and some nudity and or sex.

Warning: Might contain slash or femslash. Also contains canon and fanon cartoon couples (DuncanXCourtney, SpongebobXSandy, PhineasXIsabella). Reading discretion is advised for younger viewers, but for kids who don't know about sex, either chicken out or go in. (If you know what's good for ya)

I do not own any of the characters in this story. They belong to their rightful owners (Cartoon Network (A lot of shows), Nick (SBSP, etc), FOX (Family Guy, etc), Adult Swim (Many shows), MondoMedia (HTF)).

Pairing of the chapter: Panini/K'nuckles (Crack pairing, Chowder/Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack), Gorgonzola/Panini (Possibly happy couple, Chowder), Chowder/Panini (Worried couple, Chowder), Chowder/Meg (AnimalXHuman, Chowder/Family Guy)

PS: Also, here's some notes from chapter 7:

[1]: Space Ghost said that to Moltar in an episode of Space Ghost: Coast to Coast, which included Moltar with a sword. "I think we will now fight with knives!" (Sling!)

[2]: In Total Drama Action, Chris McLean said the quote to Duncan in One Million Dollars, BC.

[3]: That was a variation of Bender's "Me, Bender" running gag.

PSS: Ed, Edd n Eddy has now been included. I kinda forgot to put that show in the list. Sorry. The updated list will be shown right here.:

Family Guy

American Dad

Futurama

The Simpsons

Total Drama series (Island, Action, World Tour)

Penguins of Madagascar

Phineas and Ferb

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Chowder

Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Spongebob Squarepants

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Camp Lazlo

Johnny Test

Happy Tree Friends

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Fanboy and Chum Chum

South Park

6Teen

Stoked

Fairly Odd Parents

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

My Gym Partner's a Monkey

and again at the bottom of the chapter. Okay, have fun!

Most of the script in this story

"Dialogue"

'Thoughts', Long-distance conversations (such as on the phone), song lyrics, or cutaways/flashbacks.

"Voice-overs, either from a flashback in present time, or from present time during a Flashback."

Authors notes and '[]' notes.

Peter Griffin, after arriving back at the desk, put the girls hat back onto the desk.

"Alright, about time to get back to the guyXgirl sessions. Now, before we continue, who has some predictions of who's going into the closet this session?" Peter mentioned, and then asked a question. Everybody else remained silent, until Bender raised his hand. "Yes, you, Bender." Peter pointed him out.

"You and your mama." Bender insulted Peter.

"My mom isn't here." Peter responded, with a small point-out that Peter's mom isn't in the house. "Okay, no more questions. Let's get down to business!" Peter was ready to go, as he plucked a name from the guys hat. "Our lucky, lucky luck-boy is… K'nuckles!"

The mentioned blue pirate rose up from a pile of maple syrup bottles, and had a 5 o'clock shadow around his chin.

"Huh? What's that?" K'nuckles groaned, the smell of syrup coming out of his mouth, and disgusting a few people around him.

"Cap'n, it's your turn." K'nuckles's young life partner, Flapjack, told his captain.

"Oh." K'nuckles realized, followed by a small pause. "For what?"

"7 Minutes in Heaven." Flapjack whispered.

"Okay." K'nuckles said, and walked into the closet still drunk off syrup, mumbling "Eh, little boys…"

"And our girl is…" Peter started, as he slowly picked up a slip of paper from the girls hat. "Panini." …and finished.

From the crowd surrounding the couch, Bender picked up Panini, who was near Chowder and Gorgonzola in less than a few seconds, and brought her into the closet. Panini, however, didn't get to say a word about being paired with K'nuckles in a session. Bender then shut both doors and waited for the fireworks.

(Into the closet)

K'nuckles was checking the time. It was 9:46 pm, which means the session between him and Panini would end at 9:53. That's big math for K'nuckles, and—

"Ahem!" Panini interrupted K'nuckles' trait of though, slightly irritated.

"Oh. Sorry 'bout that." K'nuckles apologized, remembering that Panini's with him in the closet, and that he's not alone.

"Well, you're obviously not getting attention from me!" Panini yelled at him. "Can't we get to know each other?"

"Okay." K'nuckles mumbled, as he went into a small moment of silence. "Who do you like? Chowder-thing or Gorgonzola-whatever?"

"Uh… that's a toughie." Panini realized, beginning to think about it. K'nuckles was not that pleased about Panini, as she's possibly in a love triangle with Gorgonzola and Chowder. Panini didn't know who to pick.

"'That's a toughie?'" K'nuckles quoted, getting angry. "That's all you can say? Y'know what? Do you like me? Do you like Captain K'nuckies?" K'nuckles wanted Panini to like him, as he is slightly crushing on her.

"Well, not with that attitude!" Panini began arguing with K'nuckles.

"Well, I'm not the one that's being a bitch!" K'nuckles insulted Panini.

Panini gasped. "At least I have a boyfriend, and not someone of the same sex!" Panini yelled out at K'nuckles, mentioning his slight hints of love to Flapjack.

"Says who?" K'nuckles asked loudly.

"Says me!" Panini replied, furious and staring daggers at K'nuckles. Afterwards was a small stare down between Panini and K'nuckles, until they crushed lips with each other, realizing about their loves. They finally did it, after all that arguing, starting as a conflict and ending… as a relationship. Panini and K'nuckles broke away, now lusting over each other.

"I love you, Panini." K'nuckles confessed to his new love.

"I love you too, new Num-Nums." Panini said back, using Chowder's nickname as K'nuckles' nickname now. They then locked lips again, exploring each other's tongue in a French kiss, while K'nuckles set his penis free from his pants, and began jacking off during the make out session. He jacked off until he splattered his load on Panini's whole child body. Panini gasped, and then lowered herself, and put her mouth over the head of K'nuckles' cock. K'nuckles let out a small groan as the pink cat-bunny put more of his meat into her mouth. She tongued his dick, and licked the inside of the pissing hole on the blue captain's penis. As K'nuckles laid on the hard wooden floor of the closet, Panini kept at it and had a mouth full of an erect penis, stuffing the penis down her throat. K'nuckles was definitely getting a hard blowjob. K'nuckles then realized that 3 minutes have already passed, as the time was now 9:49. That means there are 4 minutes left in the closet. After K'nuckles shrugged it off, he went back and went back to Panini, who was still sucking on his blue meat. As two minutes were left, K'nuckles relieved himself inside Panini's mouth, letting cum drift its way down Panini's throat. Oral sex is more relaxing, but anal sex is awesome!

(Finally, we go back out of the closet)

Peter was ready to jack off to the licking, splattering and slurping sounds from inside, as he realized Panini and K'nuckles were having oral sex inside that closet. Peter's gonna masturbate to the sounds inside the closet.

"Oh yeah." Peter sighed as he relieved himself into a cup, filling the cup with semen. Peter then dumped the whole cupful into a strap-on, which had a squirtable cum feature.

(Back inside the closet)

Panini and K'nuckles were now on the floor.

"Panini… this is the best night of my life." K'nuckles mentioned to his new girlfriend.

"Mine too." Panini responded.

"Let's make another day like this better soon enough." K'nuckles mentioned, as he began making out with Panini. One more minute until the 'BEEP, BEEP, BEEP!' from the alarm clock. They explored the mouths of each other once again, and went on this for many more seconds until…

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

…that happened.

(Returning to the outside of the closet, man!)

Panini and K'nuckles walked out of the closet, officially a couple, and holding hands.

"Now it looks like you are an official couple!" Peter mentioned to the new lovely couple, newly known as 'K'nucknini'.

"Yes, we are!" K'nuckles said to Peter.

"Well done!" Peter cheered for K'nucknini. "Did Panini give you a blowjob, K'nuckles?"

"A hard one!" K'nuckles chuckled, as Panini kissed him on the cheek.

Finally, the eighth chapter, excluding the authors notes, is done!

Now, here's the 7 Minutes in Heaven Toonville Edition newly updated list of shows again!

Here it is!:

Family Guy

American Dad

Futurama

The Simpsons

Total Drama series (Island, Action, World Tour)

Penguins of Madagascar

Phineas and Ferb

Ed, Edd n Eddy

Chowder

Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack

Spongebob Squarepants

Adventure Time with Finn and Jake

Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy

Camp Lazlo

Johnny Test

Happy Tree Friends

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Fanboy and Chum Chum

South Park

6Teen

Stoked

Fairly Odd Parents

Fosters Home for Imaginary Friends

My Gym Partner's a Monkey

Well, make ideas from shows on this lists that you know, and I'll presumably add them in! Good night, everybody, and happy couple-making!