A.N.: Sorry I didn't upload another chapter during half term, my friend came to visit most of the time and I was watching more Hetalia (I can't wait to see the English dub of the Beautiful World Series!). Anyways, thanks to UntilWeGrowOlder; Melza-chan; Little Miss. Glasses and Geeks (harrypotterfan1221's new name); Thatlonleylittlewriter and Totes-RANDERP for reviewing!
Jade was sat reading the reviews she had received, which had piled up because of the break, when she felt a fluffy thing on her shoulder. She looked up to find a tarantula had appeared, to which she nearly jumped through the ceiling. She then started running like Italy when he thinks the British are after him, freaked out (Yeah, I have a major fear of spiders, but my fear of heights is worse!).Amy walked in afterwards.
"Has anyone seen my tarantula? Or Jade?" she asked.
None of the nations had known where Jade had run off to or why, so they couldn't answer that question. But Russia had somehow found the tarantula nearby and handed it back to Amy. Jade was soon found hidden in a closet, shaking like a leaf.
"What was that about?" Ali asked.
"Sorry, I freaked out because I saw that tarantula on my shoulder and I have a major fear of spiders…" Jade explained.
"It's okay, at least we know now in case there's a dare to do with spiders (In case any of you want to do that XD)."
Jade calmed down, trying to act professional with the tarantula nearby, and decided to read out the reviews.
"This first review is from UntilWeGrowOlder: Got a truth and a dare: Dare UsUk to adopt a little girly. She'd be so pretty."
At which point Amy (Trez had decided she wanted a break from the fanfic D: ) groaned, being a FrUk fan.
"Anyways, on with the review: Ask Italy how he feels about Germany. I love this book so keep it up! So many squeals and fits of laughter were caused by this. We didn't know it was that funny!" Jade added.
Ali looked to America and England, explaining that they had to adopt a girl but only for the chapter (If you wanted it for longer than a chapter, I'm sorry!) while Jade found out that Italy had been in love with Germany ever since he'd met the German, which to the hosts was no surprise. They then noticed a new girl had entered the room and was sat with America and England (You know what? I'll call him England from now on). She introduced herself as Alison and Jade noticed she looked a bit like America and had the personality of England. She wore a long, flowing white dress and had a bit of hair that couldn't stay down (A.N.: I might make her a state, but I don't know yet. Review if you think she should!).
"Nice to meet you, Alison. Maybe we should call you by your full first name to prevent confusion!" Ali joked.
"Okay, so now we come to Melza-chan's review: {WARNING: It's LONG!} Hello! (waves)YAY! A truth or dare party! I'll join! ( a girl with black hair little longer than shoulder length and dark brown eyes appears) (yup i'm asian) Okaay, since I'm evil, ONLY DARES! (and no one can kill me, you can't kill your guests!) First off, China, GIVE YOUR PANDA TO ME! Then China I CHOOSE YOU! Attack Russia with your wok! Then this one is for Russia; hand me your sunflower seeds and hug Belarus! NO RESISTING! Also, Hungary, give me your camera and your not allowed to have it back after three chappys (unless someone allows you to but you can't have it back until this chappy ends)! Japan! YOU HAVE TO... HUG ME! Yea you hug me Japan, not I hug you. England tell yourself that your cooking is horrible and that flying mint bunny is not real, 13 times. (then I pat England on the back and says 'At least I believe flying mint bunny is real') ('but I don't believe your cooking is good! It's HORRIBLE!') *cackles. America has to have horror movie marathon, creepypasta-thon, and no hamburgur for 24 hours! Also, France! Go touch Liechtenstein (not in a weird way though or you die) right in frontof Switzerland that's completely armed with a gun! Italy and Germany! KISS! ON THE LIPS! AND SPEND SOMETIME IN THE CLOSET! (and hungary I still have your camera and someone hold back Romano saying something about potato bas***d) Romano you give me pasta and eat your pasta with Spain. Or else. And I didn't forget you dearie Canada! Too adorable to forget! It's ok all you need to do is give me some of your homemade canadian maple syrup! Mmmh! For my pancakes,of course! *panics a bit* I don't have any dares for you guys my lovely hosts, but BE WARNED! Well I guess thats it for now! I will come back! *winks* Oh, do your dares guys or else face my 2ps wrath! (Weapon of choice: axe with blood stains on handle) HASTALAPASTA! And I know I'm evil guys! MWAHAHAHAHAHA! :D -Melza (poof! disappears). Woah, that was long!" Jade exclaimed before passing out from lack of breath.
"Is she gonna be okay?" America asked.
"Yeah, she just needs a rest before she starts continuing. Last time she was out of breath and didn't rest she almost threw up in front of the whole year group." Amy explained.
"Well let's start with the simple ones. China has to give his panda to Mel-" Ali started.
Melza-chan, who was an Asian girl with black, just-over-shoulder-length hair, brown eyes and red glasses appeared. China hesitantly handed his panda to Melza, who then walked over to Russia and collected the sunflower seeds. She then got a camera that Hungary had left behind when she went to Taco Bell (which belongs to its creator. And yeah, that's where she's been whenever she hasn't been in our fanfic). Japan then awkwardly hugged Melza before she reassured England that Flying Mint Bunny was real but said that his cooking was horrible, to which the hosts disagreed, being British themselves. Melza then got pasta off of Romano and some maple syrup off of Canada before handing a bunch of horror movies to America. She then disappeared (Holy-lonely-pony-eating-macaroni that was long!).
"Okay, now we should start doing the rest of the dares on her review. China, if you would like to start us off," Jade, who had somehow woken up and knew what was going on, said to break the awkward silence that followed Melza's disappearance.
China walked over to Russia, looking as innocent as possible, then attacked Russia with his wok, to which he got a round of applause from the others players (a.k.a.: everyone else who is currently there). Belarus was suddenly teleported into the room, who ran over to Russia and hugged him tightly, murmuring something about never letting him go again. He hugged her back, but when she wouldn't let go, Jade had to bring Jo out to fight Belarus away from Russia. Once Belarus had disappeared (to Russia's relief, I might add), Jade (her 1P – Jo had come from a different dimension) went to watch the horror movies and read creepypastas with America, explaining that she wanted to be able to tell everyone what happened (I have a fear of horror movies and wanted to be there to try and get over my fear, actually! XD) while England said that Flying Mint Bunny wasn't real and that his cooking was terrible 13 times, at the end of which Alison came over and hugged him. Liechtenstein and Switzy (as I call him) were summoned, so France walked over to the younger nation and tried to fight the urge to embrace her, Switzy aiming his gun at France all the while. When he managed to touch Liechtenstein in a normal way (he hugged her, but not in a weird way), Switzerland and Liechtenstein were removed from the room. There were screams from the room in which Jade and America were watching horror films in, someone crying about the 'Woman in Black' coming to get them (not saying which .).
"Don't forget to keep all hamburgers away from him!" Ali called into the room.
"I am, but nobody said anything about cheeseburgers, right?" Jade replied.
"I think that would count as a burger too. You're keeping those away from him too, aren't you?"
"Yeah, just thought I'd check though."
Harriet held Romano back as Germany kissed Italy before adding a closet for the pairings, putting a camera in there and explaining that it was for Hungary in case she wanted a copy of the yaoi. When they came out, Germany and Italy were told they had to kiss Sweden and Austria, both of which were teleported in. Italy struggled to kiss Sweden because of how tall Sweden was, but Germany and Austria did surprisingly well. When that was over, Sweden and Austria were wiped of those memories for Germany and Italy's sake. Romano didn't protest to this because he was distracted by eating pasta with Spain. It ended up like the scene in Lady and the Tramp (which belongs to Disney) where the title characters end up kissing. Somehow Romano wasn't tsundere about this.
"I think they've had enough, let's get them out. Jade, America, you can stop watching the horror now!" Amy said.
Jade came out shaking like a leaf, but America was still in the room.
"He fainted," Jade explained. "Because he thought there was a ghost when you said we could come back. We'd actually just finished as well, so that was perfect timing."
"Okay, that makes things easier for our next dare, but also a bit harder. Why? We're moving on to Little Miss. Glasses and Geeks's review: The same random fangirl comes in with a huge grin on her face. YAY, MY DARES WERE USED! Annnnyyyyywwwaaayyy I'VE RETURNED WITH SOME SHIPTASTICAL DARES! France: Dare Kiss England, America you can do nothing to stop it. Sorry Alfred. *no remorse* Japan: Dare I happen to be a GiriPan shipper, I assume you know what happens next Japan. SHIPPINESS WILL HAPPEN NEXT! I don't care what. America: Dare Try not to be immature for the rest of this chapter, you've already upset me by being in a relationship with England. BUT IT'S ALL GOOD! Because I'm setting you up with an OC in my next fanfic. Be prepared. *fades away* BEFORE I GO! Thanks for being awesome fanfic writers! Bye!" Harriet read out.
Amy pretty much shoved France into England; she was glad about the FrUk she'd been promised (Happy now Amy?). Seeing as America had fainted, he didn't protest. Jade summoned Greece into the room and whispered in his ear that Japan was in love with him, which ended up getting GiriPan fangirls in a pool of blood from the yaoi (LMG&G (my new nickname for the reviewer), I happen to ship GiriPan too!). America had woken up by this point and was told that he had to be mature for the rest of the chapter. Jade then noticed her ex, Kelvin Fucktard Crisp (the character name for my actual ex) had used his ninja skills to appear in the room without anyone noticing.
"What do you want, Kelvin?" she asked, irritated.
"You know what," he replied. "And don't lie to me!"
"Why not tell us why the fuck you came to bother me!"
Kelvin imitated her voice, which irritated her further.
"Who's that?" Ali whispered.
"Jade's ex," Amy replied. "He's been bugging the hell out of her since she dumped him."
Meanwhile, Kelvin had been aggravating Jade to the point where she snapped and her 2P side, which was called Jo, came out, ready to kill.
"Oh crap, Jo's back!" Harriet yelled, dragging Ali and Amy behind her.
The room had emptied by the time Jo attacked. Being an assassin, Kelvin had no need to become a 2P as his 2P was weak, what Kelvin would call a wuss.
"I told you never to come anywhere near me again," Jo growled. "And now you're gonna fucking pay, bitch!" (I sound like Romano, don't I? XD)
Kelvin was the first to attack, running forward to stab Jo in the heart, but she deflected it, creating a scar on his face. They kept fighting like this for about five minutes before Jo had given him enough scars to last him a lifetime. It was then that he disappeared without a trace…For about three seconds anyways, because Amy brought him back just to punch him where the sun doesn't shine (I had to! XD) before he disappeared again. The nations were silent.
"What the hell was that?!" Ali asked, shocked at the violence that had just occurred.
"Just Kelvin being a dumbass as usual nothing to worry about." Jade replied, somehow not covered in blood.
"Yeah," Amy agreed. "He just decided to show up so we showed him who's boss."
There was an awkward silence for a few minutes before another card appeared.
Okay, I'm splitting this into two parts because there was a really long review in this one and I don't want it being as long as the last chapter (though it probably is)! Anyways, if your review hasn't appeared in this part it will be in the second part I promise! Oh and expect some kawaii chibiness as well! AL246 out!