Long time no see, Supernatural fans! I'm extremely sorry that I haven't updated in like three months, but if you've been to a catholic all boy school, then you know why. They like forbade me from writing this because it's heresy or some shit like that, but I don't care. I lurve it!

Back to the plot: the boys just got out of black church, only to be harassed by Lucy. In this chapter, Sam goes through a little shock in Bobby's panic room. Meg appears, if only for one scene before she gets vanquished. Oh, I've said too much. Read on!

Dean pulled up in his Impala, ready to roll. Cas had shoe marks and cuts all over his face, Sam was as red as a tomato, and Lucifer was chasing him in circles. Gabriel had just shown up, and the scene then turned into an angel slap-down.

Sam ran into Cas, then they both ran for the door to the car.

"Dean," said Sam. "Step on it. I'm not going to be angel food today."

Cas just smiled at him. "Actually, Sam, you would be the one indulging in angel food if you were to be with one of them in a sexual manner."

"Shut up. That's gross!" Sam was wearing his bitch-face, meaning that all hell was about to break loose. Literally.

At Bobby's Panic Room…

Sam had just heard a scream when he walked into the basement's doorway. Dean had heard, too, and was running towards the panic room. Cas was slowly pacing backwards, trying to get out of the panic room. When Sam got there, he saw something he didn't want to: Meg was nude, spread eagle, tied to the bed. Lucifer was in full-leather armor, like a dominatrix with style. Gabriel was nowhere to be seen, which wasn't promising.

Lucifer got a whiff of Sam's sweat and immediately turned toward the doorway with a smirk on his face. His scruff had gotten a little shaggier, his eyes a little wilder, and his muscles a little bigger. He smiled playfully at Sam, as if he had a secret that he wasn't willing to share. He shot looks at Cas and Dean, but he figured that they were beneath him.

All of a sudden, there was another scream, coming from Meg. "I've been a naughty, naughty girl. I need a big, strong man to punish me! Will it be you, Dean? What about you, Sammy?" She cackled.

At the mention of Sam's name, coming from her, Lucifer grew angry. "How dare you say my beloved's name, you ignorant slut! You'll be punished for your insolence! Respect your masters!" He pulled a whip out, and it crackled with electricity coursing through it. Meg looked as if she were about to die. When the whip struck her, her soul came out a little bit. Like each strike was sucking on her soul.

Cas saw his chance and got in the way of the whip, blocking it with his sword. "Brother, stop! Leave this concubine to me. I assure you, she shall be punished in an extreme form of torture."

"Good. See to it that you keep all of her attention on you, brother. I don't want you distracted by the sounds me and Sammy will be making in the stools over there."

Sam bolted for the door. But before he could get there, Lucifer blocked the door, blocking his only escape route.

"Hello, love. I have to repay you for the beating you gave me in that church, you know. I don't want to hurt you, but you give me no choice. Sammy….tell you what, let's make a deal! I am the devil, after all. If you let me make love to you, then Dean won't die." He snapped his fingers, and Dean was in a dunk tank full of piranhas.

Lucifer gave Sam a flirty yet evil smile. "The faster you get those clothes off of you and me on you, love, the faster Dean gets out of that tank. So, what's it gonna be? You? Or him?" He leaned in and smelled Sam's hair, then let out a low growl.

Cas was going through a pocket spell book in Enochian, trying to come up with a relinquishing spell for Dean. He flipped through the pages and found one, but the only ingredient was demon's blood. The blood of Meg. Cas pulled his knife-sword out and cut Meg's arm, taking the blood and putting it in a water gun. He shot Dean with it, and the tank dissolved into nothingness.

Dean shot Lucifer with his sawed-off shot gun, which only made him stumble a little bit. It was as if he didn't even feel anything. He was practically on top of Sam, binding his hands with telekinesis. He nipped at Sam's adam's apple, which made Sam whimper. Lucifer cackled, then latched onto Sam's neck.

In a shimmer of golden light, an angel holding a spear appeared and ran Lucifer through with it. It was Gabriel, holding his trademarked weapon. He twisted the spear more, further enveloping it into Lucifer's vessal. Sam was running towards Cas, trying not to throw up or cry. In a loud scream of anguish, Lucifer's body erupted into a pillar of flame, leaving only char marks on the ground and a bruise on Sam's neck.

Gabe went up to Sam to assess the damage. "Thank the Lord he didn't bite down any harder, Sam. If he did, he would've marked you as his. Then we couldn't be together." Sam ran upstairs, grabbed a can of spray paint, ran into the closet, and painted Enochian warding symbols all over the doors. He also used a can to paint a devil's trap close to him.

Dean let out a whistle. "Damn, Cas, what should we do with Sam? He obviously feels violated. Wanna go make fun of his hickey?" Dean let out a playful sounding laugh, which only made Meg want him more. "Get on me and fuck me, Dean! I need it!"

Cas touched Meg's forehead, sending her back to hell. "Go, thrive in the inferno, abomination. Bitch."

Dean smiled. "You're finally learning how to make modern day insults. Keep up the practice, and you could be as good as me. Pussy."

"What was that?"

"Nothing, nothing. Besides, we still need you to fuck someone. After all, you came to me hoping to lose that cherry, right?"

"Oh, Lord, Dean, will you stop using that vulgar language. It is the Sabbath. We must rest on this day."

"I don't think Sam wants to rest with anyone today."

"By rest, do you mean 'fuck'?"

"Yes. Yes I do, Cas."

"Jesus. You are soo immature!"

"You're too proper! Get that stick outta your ass and lighten up!"

"You want me to lighten up? Fine! I'll have relations with the first girl I see!"

"Fine!"

Lisa walked down the stairs, and she looked at Cas.

Dean frowned. "Sonofabitch!"

That was amazing! My longest chapter ever, it took me about an hour and a half to write. It was horrible, but I loved it! If I was Sam, I would feel violated, but a little turned on. That bad boy act is a little sexy, dontcha think? Well, how'd you like the twist at the end? Lisa and Cas = hot sex and a jealous Dean. I hope this was worth the hiatus. Don't forget to review. I love all those who review my stories! :D