Girl, Frappucino, BOFA, and a Donut make?

by LavenderCrystalOfRoses

On major overdose of chocolate and various other processed ingrediants, hyperactive Rachel attempts to tell her shackalacka version of the Battle Of Five Armies. Who knows what will happen now? MAJOR SPOILERS FOR BOFA MOVIE.

10. Gold Causes Frustration, Part 1

"So while I was eating my Shackalacka popcorn, Thorin went to talk to Bard, And Bard is all,

"Dude, you promised some gold. Let us have some so we can rebuild Dale."

"Thorin's like, but it's mine, so you can't have it."

"But that doesn't make sense!" Said Lynn.

"SHACKALACKA! So, that's pretty much the whole shabangbang, with Bard going,

"Dude you promised!"

And Thorin going, "But it's mine, so you can't have any!"

"Dude you promised!"

"But it's mine, so you can't have any!"

"Dude you promised!"

"But it's mine, so you can't have any!"

"Dude you promised!"

"But it's mine, so you can't have any!"

"Dude you promised!"

"But it's mine, so you can't have any!"

"Rachel, stop repeating yourself!"

"Shackalack Lynn, that's how it went! The entire dingdong thing! Thorin sure is acting weird, huh? CHERRY BARRY LARRY?!"

"I'll shackalackin say! Oh great, now I'm doing it."