Link cursed as he and Pikachu reached another locked door. Not even Big Ass Ghost Sword could break these locks. What were these people trying to hide? As they turned around to go down yet another hallway, they ran into someone who had been following them, catching them in the act. It was Captain Falcon!

Pikachu growled, starting to store electricity. "Hey, what do you think you're doing? Have you been following us?"

"Good grief, relax." said Captain Falcon, shaking his head. "I simply wanted to congratulate you on defeating Kirby. Your fighting skills are impressive, the both of you."

"Oh… that all?" asked Pikachu. "Well, thanks. I guess."

"I'm also supposed to capture you and take you to our leader, in the event that Kirby falls. And Kirby has indeed fallen." the Captain explained.

"I should have known." Pikachu said, sighing. "Doesn't matter, we can take yo-"

"You misunderstand!" interrupted the Captain. "That was my job, but after seeing your stands in action I greatly respect your ability, and have decided to switch sides. I'll help you get out of here."

"Hold on tho" Link said as the Captain started leading the way. He pulled out his Lucina photograph. "I do wanna leave but I gotta find my waifu in here. Is she in here? Plz help"

Captain Falcon looked at the photograph. "Lucina is your waifu?" he said, visibly surprised.

"Ye" Link said. "She up and disappeared one day and me and my buddy have been looking everywhere for her but we can't find her and it's REALLY STUPID"

The Captain stood still in thought for a moment, before handing the photograph back to Link. "Kid, you should forget about finding your waifu." he replied.

"I WOULD NEVER" yelled Link. Pikachu tried to calm him down.

"And why's that?" Pikachu asked, intrigued. "You… seem to know her."

Captain Falcon paused, keeping his head down. "Yes…" he responded.

"You know something don't you? Is she okay? Please, tell us!" begged Pikachu.

"I hate to break this to the both of you, but… Lucina… ungh… Lucina... is our boss!" said Captain Falcon with great difficulty.

"Wait, what?!" jumped Pikachu. Link said nothing, unable to find the words to speak.

"She organized this whole operation herself." said the Captain. "Hero of Time… you are the 'husbando' she speaks of, correct?"

"...Thats me" Link said quietly.

"You didn't notice anything out of the ordinary during your time with her?" asked Captain Falcon. "I mean, this whole organization has been in the works for at least a few months now."

"She did sneak off a lot on non-snoo snoo nights…" said Link.

"You… didn't see a problem with that?" questioned the Captain.

"She can go out n shag who she wants as long as she comes back to my bed in time for morning" said Link, shrugging. "Didnt think she'd be plotting against me tho"

"Despite what Ness may have told you, she's not plotting against you specifically." explained Captain Falcon. "It's more of a take-over-the-universe deal, with every smasher in town wanting a delicious slice of taken-over-universe cake. You two are quite a big obstacle to that."

"That… that explains the portal in her hotel room." Pikachu sighed, rubbing his head. "And all those dark magic books she rented from the library."

"Yeah." Captain Falcon replied, as he pulled out his iPhone to check the time. "Damn, we've been talking a while. It's about time we got out of here, before we get caught."

"Wait, what should we do about seeing Lucina?" Pikachu spoke up.

"Forget about it. If you try to get to Lucina, you'll have near enough the entire roster to deal with." explained the Captain. "They were all given powerful stands. You'll die immediately if you try to get to her lair."

Link and Pikachu both agreed on not wanting to die, so they followed Captain Falcon, as he led the way to the exit. Unfortunately, their conversation had not gone unheard. With Kirby bleeding out and practically missing in action, Ness being aware of their presence, and security cameras everywhere, it'd be a bit surprising if no one heard their conversation. Ness was sure something was up when Kirby didn't answer his walkie talkie, so he had gone to investigate the corridors himself. And that's when he overheard the Captain giving away vital information.

The gang left the building and were once again greeted by the cold, dead air of Super Smash Bros. for 3DS Town. Little did they know, they had been followed.

"Here we are back in this shithole" Link sighed.

"Trust me, it's safer out here than it is in there." replied the Captain. Just then, blood exploded from Captain Falcon's right arm. He had been shot!

Ness emerged from the giant building. "Well, well, well! Captain Falcon!" Ness said, walking over with a smug grin on his face. "Didn't think you'd just up and betray us like that! Honestly, I'm disappointed in you."

Link and Pikachu prepared their stands, as Captain Falcon clutched his right arm, keeping pressure on his wound as he too summoned his stand.

Ness chuckled. "Oh, you're going to fight me, are you? Pfft. Your Attitude City can't hold a candle to my Too Cool For School, and you know it."

Captain Falcon's Attitude City materialized beside him. It was basically a gigantic, ghostly, solid gold version of himself. The Captain turned to Link and Pikachu. "You two. I want you to get out of here right now. Don't worry about me."

"aight" said Link. He and Pikachu fled the scene, leaving the Captain on his own.

"Oh." said Captain Falcon. "Thought they'd at least hesitate or say something like, 'We won't leave without you!'"

"Looks like you betrayed us for nothing, huh? Bet you feel stupid now." replied Ness.

"No." responded the Captain. "Because of me, those brave warriors will live to fight another day. And on another day is when they will be strong enough to take you, the boss, and this whole sorry operation down!"

Ness just laughed at him. "This is because the boss won't promote you, isn't it?"

"...N-NO!" the Captain hesitated. "...Maybe. Shut up! That is not what's important! What's important is that I'm now fighting for justice! I, Douglas J. Falcon, will be the one to judge you!"

"That's nice." said Ness, as his stand materialized. It was an army of soldiers resembling Nazis, wearing a similar uniform to Ness. Their red armbands had the Smash Ball logo on them, just like the armband Ness wore. They raised their rifles at Captain Falcon. "Too bad you won't be fighting for anything in moment."

All at once, the soldiers that made up Ness' stand rapidly fired at the Captain. Attitude City was built to punch the shit out of things, but with this many targets it just couldn't focus. Within moments, Captain Falcon dropped to the floor, riddled with bullet holes. Ness' stand vanished, having done its job. He kicked the Captain's lifeless body over, so he was laying on his back. Dead as a corpse. Ness looked out into the distance, but Link and Pikachu were nowhere to be seen. They were too far away now.

Ness walked back to the building. There are agents all over the city in case Link and Pikachu cause any trouble, and he knew they'd be back here at some point. Seeing no reason to follow them, Ness headed inside and closed the doors.