"Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about,
So put your hands down my pants, and I'll bet you'll feel nuts!"
- The Bad Touch, Hooray for Boobies. The Bloodhound Gang.
The Reciprocity of Ratiocination.
Chapter 9: Lesson One.
Ensconced once again in Josh's bedroom the following night, Aidan held up a transparent rubber ring with a solid cylinder affixed to the top. "Have you ever used one of these?" He asked Josh.
Josh gazed intently at the object in his roommate's hand for a moment, and correctly surmising its purpose, shook his head. When he was together with Julia, carving time out of their busy schedule was difficult enough, and sex between them had been missing nothing. They had been planning a lifetime of exploring and dabbling in physical pleasures with one another in exotic locations all over the world after they had both become established as doctors; the rewards of hard work and delayed gratification. They figured the fun toys could come later. "You think my wolf is afraid of vibrators?" Josh asked Aidan, the skepticism in his voice obvious.
An endearing smirk preceded the vampire's answer. "Hey... Frankenstein's monster was afraid of fire. I say start with the basics!"
With a short, helpless chuckle, Josh accepted the plan. "Where do you want me?"
"Naked. On your back."
Josh undressed. Pulling back the covers, he lay down on his bed. He was joined quickly by a naked Aidan crawling up between his legs, their lips meeting and the vampire wasted no time in slipping his tongue in to his friend's mouth. One of Aidan's hands held his weight off of the fellow underneath him, but the other hand wandered palm down from the outside of Josh's knee up to his shoulder.
Josh felt a little delighted shudder snake through him, his body waking to Aidan's touch and Aidan's taste on his tongue. He loved the feel of Aidan's large hands on his skin, the texture of them a little dry from the amount of hand washing Aidan has to do as a nurse. Vaguely Josh wondered if his physical reactions to Aidan were due to the original programming, association (his body learning that letting this guy this close to him yields very good outcomes), or if he was always ripe for the pickin' as far as Aidan was concerned, and just didn't know it. He wasn't supposed to wonder about these things and pick them apart in his mind; he was just supposed to accept them. Josh didn't like those blind spots, but he had to trust it would be okay. He pushed all questions out of his mind, focusing instead on the feel of his best friend pressed up against him. All doubts aside, boy, Aidan sure did know how to rev up his engines.
Aidan prepped him efficiently as he peppered Josh's entire groin area with little pecks and slow, wet kisses. Josh concentrated on deep breaths and relaxing the muscles on his pelvic floor. When Aidan deemed Josh ready to go, Aidan kneeled up on his knees, leaving himself plenty of room to maneuver. Aidan slipped the deactivated rubber ring on to his cock, and eased himself inside Josh's body while wrapping one large, lubricated hand around Josh's hardness. The older man set an easy pace of long strokes while moving his hand up and down on Josh's cock in the same pace as his hips.
After giving a few long moments for their bodies to relax with the pleasure of sexual stimulation, Aidan asked Josh if he was ready. Josh nodded, and as Aidan allowed Josh to take more of his weight, he reached between them to flip the little switch on the side that activated the vibrator.
Josh gasped, his arms and legs coming up to grip at Aidan. "Oh!" He said, followed by a longer, "Ooooohhhhh!" He looked at Aidan in surprise. "You turned your dick into magic!"
Aidan chuckled warmly. "You feel it as me vibrating inside of you, but I feel it as you vibrating around me!"
"That is awesome!" Josh enthused, earning him another chuckle.
"Tell you what…" offered the vampire, "how about I climax quickly, and then you can use it on me after?"
The younger man smiled, cuddled the older man comfortably closer. "Mister, I say you got yourself a deal!"
The next night, Aidan came home carrying an old fashioned carpet bag, telling Josh it was "a surprise for later." Like the night before, they both were naked in Josh's room, and Josh was told to start out naked on his back. "But this time," Aidan said, "no peeking!" And with that, Aidan pulled out a black satin blindfold.
Josh was a little nervous, but Aidan assured him that he didn't have to keep it on; he just needed to wear it for a couple of minutes. The werewolf acquiesced, listening to Aidan opening the bag and pulling out… something.
He tracked Aidan's progress to the bed, felt his bed dip repeatedly in an erratic pattern as Aidan failed to find a good angle from which to settle. If it hadn't been for the vampire's mumbled "just one more second," Josh would have thought he was just having a little fun at Josh's expense, just to force him to squirm and wait.
"Get ready!" Came the warning, then, all at once, Aidan dropped fully on top of him, along with a thick blanket of soft, slippery, fibrous hairs tickling Josh's naked skin.
Peals of riotous laughter gushed out of Josh as his limbs came up to feel more of that soft tickling. Fur! It was fur! Aidan was testing him with fur! Aidan gave Josh his best growl as he swooped down to press heavy, wiggly kisses into Josh's neck, which made Josh cry out good naturedly and laugh harder. He pushed Aidan back with one hand, while he removed his blindfold with the other. "That's funny!" He said, still laughing. "Stand up! I wanna see the whole thing!"
Scooting off the bed and standing, Aidan modeled the floor length men's white mink coat. He made a full turn, then, thrusting his hands in to the pockets, threw Josh a little cat-walk action. He unbuttoned the top two buttons and slid the jacket open and down off his shoulders. Aidan ended his performance with his best, bare-chested, blue steel beefcake pose.
Josh laughed appreciably, and told him "Alright! Now come back to bed!"
Aidan smiled, righted the jacket and eagerly rejoined Josh on the bed. Grabbing his lapel, Josh pulled Aidan's mouth to his, kissing him enthusiastically. When the moment ended Josh pulled back, still smiling, with a question shining in his eyes.
"It does kinda smell like stale cigarette smoke, though!" Josh broached looking a tad regretful, and a tad clever.
Aidan put up his hands. "Hey, this time it's not about any lingering Marcus issues! He just happens to be the only idiot I know who thought he was pimp enough to need a full length white mink coat! So, there it was, a free mink coat gathering dust…" Aidan pulled Josh closer, rested their foreheads together and purred, "We may as well put it to good use!" He tilted his head to the side, licking Josh's lips before slipping his tongue in to Josh's mouth for a thorough kiss.
"Come here," Aidan whispered, rolling on to his knees and pulling Josh on top of him to lay tight against him, so that Josh's cock was snuggled between the shape of Aidan's buttocks through the coat, as well as cupped and tickled by the fur. The vampire rolled his hips and ground back against werewolf, smiling at the feel of hands running over him, fingers feeling at the fur.
After a couple of slow thrusts against his bottom, Josh's hands were pulling him upright, on to his knees. Josh gently craned Aidan's head back, and turned his face enough to kiss him on the mouth. A trail of small kisses lead him to Aidan's ear. "It's very sweet of you, and it does feel good, but I kinda feel like it's too silly to take seriously. I don't think I am THAT in to fur!"
Aidan looked back at his friend, and smiled. "I'm actually glad to hear you say that, because I am realizing that this coat is way too hot to be wearing in the house!" He paused for a self-deprecating chuckle. "Okay! I got it! Up, up, up!" He shooed the orderly off of the bed.
Standing, Aidan quickly took off the fur coat with relieved sigh. He spread the jacket out on the bed, like a fur coverlet. Smiling at Josh, he asked, "How is that?"
Appraising the bed with a critical eye, Josh nodded his approval. "I like it!"
Aidan moved to get back on to the bed and Josh said, "wait!" Aidan sent him a questioning look, so Josh continued, "Well… I don't want to ruin the coat. It's made of fur! Animals died to make it… we shouldn't just ruin it for one night of sex, it's not... respectful to the environment!"
Aidan nodded, thoughtful. He grabbed Josh's bath towel, folding it neatly and placing it in the middle of the bed, about where their hips would rest. "Tell you what!" He offered, "After we're done with it, I'll take it in to the cleaners, pay them to clean it, and tell them I would like it to be donated afterwards. How 'bout that?"
"Donate it to homeless pimps?" Josh smirked at him.
"Yes!" Aidan agreed, holding his arms out in front of him with his palms up to laud Josh's proclamation. "We'll donate this jacket to the poor, homeless pimps!"
Josh laughed, too, taking his hand and pulling him on to the bed. They lay on their sides, facing each other. Aidan poured a generous amount of lubricant in his hand.
"What kind of lubricant is this?" Josh asked.
"Gun Oil."
Josh gave his friend a weird look, his eyebrows drawing together.
The vampire smiled and shook his head. "It's just the name. It really is meant for this."
The orderly made a mental note to look on the internet to see if there really was a sexual lubricant called "Gun Oil." It didn't have a strong smell like he would expect for a lubricant meant for weaponry. He believed his friend, but if he didn't look it up, he would always wonder a little.
Scooting them close together, Aidan tipped his hand to drizzle the fluid over their genitalia, which had lost interest in the proceedings during the wardrobe change. "Give me your hand," he murmured to Josh.
The werewolf pressed his topside hand to Aidan's, brushing their hands together slowly, sliding sensuously in a sweet caress. Propping his head atop his clean hand and leaning forward, the vampire covered the younger man's mouth with his own to extend a wordless greeting and invitation to deepen the kiss, and touch wherever pleasure dictates.
It didn't take long for their slippery hands to drift down seeking to include the skin that is the most sensitive to touch. It was perfunctory at first: a couple of strokes to their own sex to be sure the lubricant was spread evenly over their rapidly reawakening manhood. Then, pressing their lengths together in their hands could stimulate both of them together. It felt very nice, but it was slightly unnatural to lie on your side without bending your legs forward, so they settled their hips back away from each other slightly. Dual stimulation became mutual stimulation. They touched each other languidly, kissing deeply and enjoying the experience. The kisses grew sparser as they explored each other; Varying the speed and firmness of their grip, and trying out little tricks they sometimes used on themselves to see if it was pleasing to their friend.
When they could sense their partner was getting close, they would redouble their attention to the kisses they shared and drop their hands lower to concentrate the manual stimulation on the other man's scrotal sac, alternating between a light grasp and feeling the testicles roll against their palm. Inevitably, the tension built up inside of them until they were eagerly anticipating the climax.
"Are you close?" Aidan asked in a breathy whisper.
The reply was more breathless than the question. "Uh-huh!"
"How close?" The vampire's voice was low and rumbly.
"Right on the edge, "Josh admitted.
"Are you ready?" There was a hint of amusement there, as if Aidan were prepared to keep Josh balanced there all day.
There were no fools in this bed tonight! "Yes…"
Snaking his bottom hand under Josh's neck to hold his head in place, Aidan kissed Josh hard while the hand gripping Josh's sex stroked faster and more firmly. It was only a matter of seconds before Josh was moaning in to Aidan's mouth. Losing his concentration to his orgasm, Josh's hand and tongue froze where they were. When he felt a spurt of warm fluid tickle over his thumb, the realization of what his friend was doing hit him. The thought, "Oh my god, I'm coming on Aidan's dick," made his moans louder and longer.
When the moans gave way to needing more air, Aidan let go of Josh's neck. The young man opened his eyes, searching his friend's face curiously for a few seconds before looking down to survey their handiwork. Josh expected to see one spot with ejaculate dripping off Aidan's pole. Nope! His experienced friend had done a much better job than that. Globs of Josh's semen were splashed unevenly along the length of Aidan's genitals; from the tip of the penis to the swell of his balls. The idea that he had just shot his spunk all over another man's corresponding apparatus that manufactured the same organic liquid… he knew he was supposed to be grossed out or repulsed by the "gayness" of it, but he wasn't. It was the most fucking hot thing he had ever seen!
When he looked up into Aidan's eyes again, his roommate gave him a self-deprecating smile and a one-shouldered shrug. "Sometimes I like to get a little dirty!"
That little confession surprised a small laugh out of Josh. It was just too cute! Meanwhile, he reminded himself, he still had his hand around his partner's staff and it was his turn. His eyes were drawn back down to the sight of his own load of cum dripping off another man's junk. Yep, still hot. He ran his thumb down Aidan's length, fascinated at the way the inconsistencies in the viscosity of his issue made it swirl, drip or spread out over the wet, resilient skin. He cupped his hand and ran it underneath the shaft to catch the bits that were about to drip off, using it as extra lubricant like Aidan had done the first time they were together.
Wrapping his hand around his friend's erection, Josh caught his eye and sent him a quick wink and a smile before scooting down to balance on his elbow and take Aidan's nipple between his teeth. Teasing the tantalized tip with the textured taste buds on his tongue, Josh suckled and nibbled the nubbin until it tingled. He lay down to repeat the procedure on the other side, freeing his bottom arm to reach down and fondle Aidan's balls; not only to stimulate his partner, but to enjoy the feel of his own spunk making it all nice and slippery. It was a little awkward, it would have been easier to put Aidan on his back, but Aidan was so close that repositioning now would only be a distraction, and Josh had kept him waiting long enough.
Sensations building up to a crescendo, soft moans tracked the vampire's journey to the peak. Pulsing and jerking, Aidan came, his ejaculate pooling harmlessly on to the towel beneath him as the younger man stroked his shaft throughout, knowing from experience to ease up on the head.
Josh waited a polite few seconds before rolling away to pick up the side of the towel he was laying on, dry off his hands, take a couple of careful swipes at the lubricant left on his genitalia, then helped extricate the towel from under Aidan so he could clean himself off. Throwing on some boxers and a t-shirt, Josh headed off to the bathroom, returning a couple moments later with clean washcloths; one wet and one dry. Aidan availed himself of both, set them aside with Josh's dirty towel.
Josh was surprised when Aidan sent him a delighted grin and dived back on to the bed face down to make a fur angel. He was even more amazed when the vampire tossed his hips back and forth like Elvis until Josh laughed. When had Aidan ever done anything silly just to get Josh to laugh? "Maybe YOU'RE the one with the thing for fur!" Josh accused him teasingly.
Aidan gave a little laugh and rolled on to his side, hugging a pillow to his chest. He pointed at Josh. "I've got a homework assignment for you!"
"Okay," Josh said slowly, sitting down on the bed next to Aidan.
"I want you to go to a sex shop and pick up something for us to use together tomorrow night."
"Something?" Josh sounded confused. "Like what?"
"That's up to you! Whatever you want to use!"
"Anything?" The most far out thing Josh could think of popped into his mind; props for infantilism, people who got a thrill from dressing up like babies and having others take care of them: bottles, diapers, pacifiers, cribs, the whole nine yards. Josh wasn't the slightest bit interested in it, but couldn't help but wonder what Aidan would do if that were his secret kink. "Anything," he said to himself, wracking his brain. Nothing serious came to mind.
"Yep! You bring something, and I'll bring something!"