I sed stop flaiming! Your just jealous because ur preps! And the reason Clooney doesn't lik Matthias now is cause he's Christian and Matthias is a Stanist!

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"Ramona!" Cluny yielded evilly. "Thou hath not killed Vampire Stag Hare yet! If thou does not kill him soon I shall kill Matthias! And if thou dost kill Vampire before I kill him then I shall kill thee and Matthias anyway!"

The sky got all dark and thumber rundled overhead. Some of the preps in the crowd got sacred and fell on the floor crying. Then suddenly a gothic old mouse appeared and chased Clooney away. He was waering a long black robe and he had died his hare black. I couldn't believe it… it was Abbot Mortimore!

The necks day I woke up in my coffi nand drank some blood from a bottle I had. I was feeling even more depressed then usual because I knew that MCR wasn't gonna do the concert again because Clooneu had hijacked it twice now. I put on an Evanescense t-shirt and a black mini with MCR lyrics written on it. Then I whent down to the Great Hal.

I sat at a table with my fiends. (Gettit cos im Gothik?) Matthias was wearing a black MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. He looked just like a pentagram of Joel Madden and Gerard Way. Vampire was wearing a Good Charlotte shirt and ripped up jeans. He also looks like a pentagram of Jeol Maden and Gerard Way. Mavis was wearing a My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic shirt from Hot Topik and she looked like a pentagram of Amy Lee and a girl version of Gerard Woy.

The walls were painted black but you cuold tell that they had been pink before. There were pastors of poser bands like the Backstreet Boys everywhere. The stoopid preps like Cornflower were ale happy but us goffs were digested.

Then Abbot Mortimer came. His fur was still blcak. "Hello everybeast," he said. "We are here to start another day at Redwall for all the gothic animals."

"WTF I thought he just died his fur black to get rid of Clooney!" I said.

"OMFG Maybe he's havin a mid-life crises!" said Mavis.

Then I herd somebeast shooting angrily behind me. I turned around… it was Vampire! He and Matthias were shooting at each other.

"You fucking bustard!" yelled Matthias at Vampire. "I want to shit next to her!1"

"No I do!" I shouted.

"No, she doesn't even like you, you son of a butch!" said Matthias.

"No F U, she laves me not you, wot wot!" Vampire shouted. And then… he jumped on Matthias. (no not inn that way) They started to fight and beet each other up but then they got turned on and started making out instead.

"Stop it right now you horny simpletons!" shouted Preacher Constance.

Then an horrible rat jumped through the window and smashed the glass. He had a huge tail and only one eye. Vampire and Matthias stopped fighting… I shopped eating… the room fell silent… Clooneuy Da Scurge!

"Ranona… Ramona," Swartt Sixcaw said evilly in his raspy voice. "Thou havfe failed ur mission. Now I shall kill thee and Matthias and Vampire only not yet." He exited through the windo and rode off on his whorse again.

I started to cry tears off blood like in Vimpire Choronicles. Matthias put his arm around me all comfortingly. Then… I had a vision.

I was in a cave and I saw the sword of Martian! It was rapped in the coils of an evil and preppy-looking snake. "Asmodeus… Asmodeus," he hissed snakily.

I gasped.

"Ramona r u all right?" asked Matthias.

"Wot happened?" said Vampire.

"I just saw a creepy vision where a snake had the sowrd of Martin the Warrior! And he kept saying Asmodeus!"

"OMFG maybe you're being possessed like in Da Ring 2!" Mavis exclaimed.

"Hmm maybve," I said. "Well I have Deviation now so I can ask old Brother Sinister about it."

I went to find Bother Sinister. "Brother Trevolry, have u ever heard of a snake called Asmodeus?"

Sinister gasped and dropped his glass of blood. "Ho did u no about Asmodues?"

"I just saw him in a vision," I said. "And he had the sword of Martin! I have to find him and kill so I can reclaim the sord 4 Readwell Abbey. Do u no were he lives?"

"No," said Brother Sinister. "But I know who might. I will tell you what you must due…"

And then we suddenly saw… Chickenhound steeling a sack full of candlesticks!

"What d'you think you're doing, you young rouge?" Brother Sinatra demanded.

But Chickenhound did not answer. Instead he coshed Sinister over the head with the sack and he fell 2 the floor dead.

"You sun of a bitca!" (buffy rox!11) I cried. "You killed Brother Trevolry!"

Chickenhound just laughed and ran away into Mossfloweer Woods.

Well then I went to talk 2 the Abbot to tell him about mi visions.

"Sire!" I said to him. "I just had a vision of where the sord of Marian is… Asmodeus has it bondage!1"

Mortymore started to cockle. "Ha ha aha! And how due u aspect me 2 know that Ramona's not divisional?"

"You know perfectly well I'm not decisional," I said. "Now go get some beasts out to look 4 da sword- pornto!"

He just laught at me. Then I new that I would get know help from him. I wood have 2 find the sword by myself.

AN: Twilight is 4 posers!