CAUTION!!! The following material can be found offensive to all whom are easily offended, like yaoi, like RoyEd, hate the KKK, don't like Family Guy, Have homosexual friends or family. If these characteristics apply to you, do not proceed any further. You have been warned, and cannot find the author at fault for your idiocy. This literature was not censored by the 4Kids editing company. Therefore it is still worth reading.
Otherwise…Enjoy and scroll down to the material
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Ed: I just want to tell you one thing. (Turns to Roy with overly earnest eyes)
Roy: What? It better not have anything to do with last week's explosions!
Ed: No (looks down at the ground while contemplating how to continue the conversation)
Roy: Then what is it
Ed: Never mind
Roy: I must know (Moves closer towards Ed while on the little green bench in the park in Amestris while holding a box of chocolates)
Ed: Okay I'll tell you
Roy: I'm listening (sings this out loud)
Ed: I love y—
(The KKK barge in and kill all yaoi lovers for writing such horrible garbage, which is so grotesque that even the creator of dead baby jokes turns in his grave)
Big fat KKK member: We kills' all worshipers of boy love… now… Stay in skoo
Why isn't there a dead baby in a microwave? They can only fit in Ed
WHO YOU CALLIN' SMALLER THAN A DEAD BABIE'S DILAPIDATED CARCASS?!!!!!GRRRRR…
If you found this slightly offensive, then you should no longer watch Family Guy. Otherwise you are a bloody hypocrite.