A/N so sorry for all the late updates I've been away! x

Chapter eleven: funny butt

Puck: is ur dad home?

Rachel: No. I am still waiting for his return, Noah.

Puck rolled his eyes at her being the only person in the world to talk like that...through fucking text!

Puck: u shouldn't b alone! y isn't he bk? It been a week!

Rachel: If you are saying that because you want to come over then the front door is unlocked. Otherwise I can't answer your questions because he is not picking up his phone.

Puck quickly got up and grabbed his keys, heading downstairs.

"Ma I'm heading out!" he shouted over his shoulder.

"Okay call if you sleeping over," Aviva replied.

"Kay."

"BABY!" he yelled as he walked into her house, locking the door behind him and toeing off his shoes. He ran up to her room and was met by an image he couldn't forget for a long time. Rachel was standing infront of the mirror, in just a pair of black frenchies. She hadn't noticed him and was running her hands over her belly and legs. Her hair was wet and she was singing to the music that was blairing out of her speakers.

"Baby?" Puck choked out. Rachel spun round with wide eyes, clutching one arm over her breasts as the other grabbed for her robe, slipping it on quickly before she paused her sterio.

"Noah, you scared me!" She scolded him.

"W-what were you doing?" He asked, staring at her now robe clad breasts.

"I...it doesn't matter, it's stupid," Rachel shook her head before sitting down on her bed tucking one leg beneath her.

"What? Tell me," Puck proded gently sitting down next to her and tucking a strand of wet hair behind her ear.

"I-I was seeing if I was fat," Rachel said looking down.

"And your conclusion?" Puck asked. Rachel's eyes snapped to his brightly with the big word he used.

"Well, I...I'm not thin and I have a funny butt," She whispered the last noise.

"What's funny about it?" Puck asked disbelievingly.

"It pokes out," Rachel wined jumping up and standing sideways on to the mirror, making a disaproving expression towards the curve of her ass.

"Just shut up," Puck growled standing behind her and cupping her ass gently, "You are fucking gorgeous. Everything about you. And my fist thought when you came into school on your first day way 'what a fuckable little ass she has' so seriously shut the fuck up." He layed a gentle kiss on the side of her beaming mouth.

"Noah, I love-" Rachel cught it in her throat. Looking up at him with pleading eyes. He kissed her soundly before pulling away and gently slapping her ass.

"So the fuck is with you not locking the door at 10 o'clock at night when your alone and strutting about in your panties?" he scolded.

A/n: my prompt for this chapter was from my boyfriend who came into my room this evening, slapped my butt and said 'the fucks up with you not locking the door at 10 o'clock at night when you alone and strutting about in your panties?'
Haha gotta love men!