Why YouR MotheR Tells yOu NevEr To SlEep In BeD 4 ToO LoNg!

Sometimes I don't believe in certain situations, which is a bad habit of mine, because if something really unbelievable is happening to me I have this embedded mechanism to just…block it out and refuse to acknowledge it with all my might and soul.

Yeah that sounds corny and it really typically is, from my own personal point of view.

I hate that I can't stop doing this stupid routine and I hate how the only factor of making me start to believe is…for that reason/thing/nightmare/dream, whatever you may want to call it, is for that thing/reasoning or let's just say for short unbelievable factor to hit me right in front of my face – upfront and all.

This is why I know that last night was not a screwed up nightmare and I did get kissed from my nightmare of a bully.

That, yes, said-nightmare did ruin my image of myself in front of my ever loving family and yes, relive my childhood nightmare where Father oh-so believes that my supposedly fear of guys stemmed from and why he thinks that this is why it all led to me thinking that I should be one with the enemy.

Tsunade, in a drunken state, running rampage half naked chasing my ass down yelling that she was going to kill me for peeking in the local Sauna for Women…I have a high suspicion that she I was her perverted husband Jiraiya.

Oh gross, the way those legs of hers kept on flashing like they were a blurring speed, I never ran so fucken hard in my whole life!

And I can't believe Pops can even think about me in that manner!

I mean me having a fear of guys?

Pfft – the hell was Pops going on about?

I never even thought it that way.

Hey! Maybe I was just being all lesbian!

Ever thought about that Pops?

Nuh-uh didn't think so.

But wait…that what if that meant that that Pink-haired Banshee was the whole reason why I was turning lesbian and this was why I supposedly, deep deep within me, was supposedly attracted to her?

FUUUUUCCCCCKK NOOOOOOOO!

I will never EVER be in love with that Pink Hair Nightmare nor will I ever acknowledge that Sasuke Gay-Ass Ducky will ever be MY BOYFRIEND!

…Even though he stole my kiss.

Groped my ass like no tomorrow…

…Pushed me up a wall…

…Made sexual comments and rather rude motions…

THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK! THE FUCK!

No way in Hell is there any indication that I like that bloody bastard! He's gay for all I care and I won't be surprised if he's only coming unto me because I resemble a guy.

I am just so HAPPY that he hasn't gotten the chance to fondle me.

My boobs to be ex-

Somebody tell me why I am going on about him and boobs?

My boobs?

Gragh!

I'm going to wake up now. I can't be stuck in this self-induced coma forever or else I'll be driving myself nuts!

Oh lol nuts…peanuts…walnuts…pine nuts…chestnuts… breadnuts, Brazil nuts, beechnuts, candlenuts, chestnuts, coconut, hazelnuts, kola nuts.

With their excellent culinary and nutritional benefits, edible nuts make a great dietary choice. Being a great source of energy, they are highly effective brain foods.

Oh lol why do they sound so wrong somehow?

Oh yeah hahaha they all relate to sick joke relating to the guys' …. Ehehehehehe

Ah crap random facts from the internet is rampaging my mind.

Oh now I know I'm definitely going crazy.

Time to wake up.

Hehehe peanuts.

Hahaha…

Somebody help me!

Author's Note; I know it's short but the next chapter will be updated soon folks believe it!

Oh and if Sigh is reading this I just wanna let her know that this story of mine is rated M for a reason and not all stories are going to be Mature Theme Related issues forever! So the M-rated stuff aren't going to get into play until this story calls for it and my story is going to be going through stuff and I don't work like other Authors who naturally just hit the M-rated button and just type M-rated issues for on and on and on.

I just work this way and I respect your view but seriously no one is going to always cater what you want. It never really comes into that phrase unless you're a pampered rich kid or in a romantic relationship where your partner spoils you rotten.

So sit back and continue reading my story, if you want, or else if you want some M-rated stuff go look into my Favourite List and see one hellava list where all your dreams are finally realized.

Theres Yaoi too if anyone is interested.

The storylines of some of those yaoi fanfics are really interesting and then there are those who are just PWP aka Porn-without-Plot.

Yep anyways hope you guys leave me reviews and any extra criticism cause I'm all for it!

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Thanks you guys for reviewing

K.A