Chapter 9

CS = Carly Shay SP = Sam Puckett FB = Freddie Benson SS = Spencer Shay
MB = [Mrs.] Marissa Benson GG = Gibby Gibson
KeK = Kendall Knight JD = James Diamond CG = Carlos Garcia LM = Logan Mitchell
GR = Gustavo Rocque KW = Kelly Wainwright KaK = Katie Knight
JK = [Mrs.] Jennifer Knight

Gustavo, Kelly, Mrs. Knight, Katie, and Lewbert are guarding the elevator and stairway. Freight Train has also been called in to help. Katie couldn't believe this madness and how famous her brother and his friends were now – normally and in the beginning stages, they wouldn't create something this crazy! Suddenly her new phone rings.

KaK: KENDALL?!
KeK: KATIE! Oh my goodness it's so great to hear you.

Everyone in the apartment huddles over the phone and Kendall puts it on speaker. A fangirl in the lobby rushes to Katie and screams to the phone, "OMG KENDALL! I'M YOUR COVERGIRL! MARRY ME! HEY YOU! GIVE ME!" (Sam is fuming on the other end)

KaK: Nope!

Katie then dodges the fans with some moves she learned from the boys' past world tour. The boys were involved in some international conspiracy in Britain and they had to fight off all these bad guys, henchman, and a rich mogul obsessed with cats.

KaK: OK, I'm in a secluded area. What apartment are you in?
SS: We're in 8C! But if you tell them some fans may come back up and then we're back to where we started.
KaK: You're right…OK, how many people are there with you?
KeK: 10, including the 4 of us.
KaK: How many can drive?
KeK: 3, but Logan has a permit.
KaK: Can you put Sam on the line?

Kendall gives the phone to Sam.

KaK: Hi! OMG I love your show, you guys are hilarious!
SP: Thank you so much! We should hang out sometime after this. And with your brother too. He's VERY hot.
KeK: Ok, back to the plan. *He takes the phone back* How are we gonna escape?


It is 1 PM. Everyone has been debating on a plan and have finally come to a strategy.
KaK (over the phone): OK guys, you have your disguises?
CG: Yeah, unfortunately.
SS: C'mon guys, don't worry about it. I've worn worse stuff.
LM: Really?
SS: Yeah, I had to dress up as an old lady and someone flirted with me.

Big Time Rush come out in their disguises. Carlos has a World of Warlords costume. Logan is wearing tons of chains and is dressed like a rapper with a backwards cap, an oversized hoodie, and pants sagged down Justin Bieber style, as Katie calls it. James and Kendall are dressed in suits, with dark sunglasses to wear later. Carlos looks over at his friends and back.

CG: See? Why do you guys get cooler stuff than me?
LM: Are you kidding? Do you know how low these pants are? I would trade with you in a heartbeat.
KaK: Besides Carlos, I thought you would like your disguise.
CG: I do! It's AWESOME! But it's really itchy.
JD: Spencer, I'm just wondering; why are Kendall and I in suits?
SS: Because they are fundamental to your alibi and I really don't need those anymore and they're really small so if you want you can keep those for dates and stuff or just ditch them anything's fine with me.

Carly and Sam come down from their rooms with their disguises, just in case they get recognized as well from last night. Carly is wearing a gothic ensemble, hair streaks, and glasses. Sam is wearing her old, girly clothes from iMake Sam Girlier.

KaK: OK, so does everyone remember the plan?
LM: Carlos you, Spencer, Gibby, and Freddie are gonna go down the elevator to the garage. Freddie will take shotgun so he can navigate. Gibby is your security guard.
FB: James and Kendall will depart to the lobby later on. James will leave first with Logan claiming Logan is an up-and-coming rapper. Have you guys figured out a name yet?
JD: We have. Logan is going to be the Surgent.
KaK: Not a bad name.
JD: Thank you, Katie.
FB: Anyways, you're going to get Gustavo, Freight Train, and Kelly.
LM: Got it.
CS: Kendall will come down later to get Mrs. Knight and Katie, posing as a member of Child Services who will tell Mrs. Knight about his dad wanting custody of Katie.
KaK: Sam, Mrs. Benson, and Carly will come down later for protection. They will meet the rest of you outside later to take you to the radio station.
SS: Let's do this!
All 10 of them, and Katie over the phone, perform the Mighty Ducks Quack.