I'm sorry; I'm horrible, let's just never talk about this fic ever again
Chapter 10: In which all ends are lost
Many things could happen when one Robin Aresta put a plan into motion, even more things could happen if she teamed up with one Rose Lalonde, but when she teamed up with one of her club-mates, no one knew what to expect… especially since said club-mate was one Dirk Strider
Still, it took a long while before Dave got Karkat to feel anything for him other than 'hey, you're not as horrible as I thought', and even more for Robin to give him the go ahead to confess anything, the plan backfired only when suddenly the whole school was there waiting to see what happened and nether Dirk nor Robin knew how to get the other two out of there, granted they all cheered when it happened but it was still embarrassing for poor Karkat so Robin promised to take him to see a rom-com on the cinema
"But I guezz everyone zhipped Davekat, I'm zuprized" said Robin
"Did you just give my bro and his alien boyfriend a ship name?" asked Dirk
"Yez, I did" said Robin
"I like it" said Dirk
"Are you two done embarrassing other people or should I abscond and save myself while I still can?" asked Karkat
"Oh, I might be consserned about a full-out confezzion, but I'm perfectly fine with mezzing with you" said Robin
Violet eyes moved to Dave who got the idea and grabbed Karkat's hand before absconding, Dirk chuckled and was suddenly the one being watched
"I think you and I have to find out kitty a mate mizter" said Robin
"You make it sound like Nep is our pet, that's just dirty Aresta" said Dirk
"I know we're both ottakuz, but you're taking the hentai too far Ztrider" said Robin
"Come on, let's find someone for the nekko-girl" said Dirk
"Zure, but I'm not calling you zempai" said Robin
"Damn it, that would've been cool as hell" said Dirk
"At leazt you got to zay one ironic az fuck line right there" said Robin
"Fair enough" said Dirk
Dave stopped once they were well away, Karkat almost fell on him but he cached him, the troll frowned at him
"Warn me next time you do that fuckass" said Karkat
Dave just smiled, honestly he felt like soaring, 'cause while the writer has lost all inspiration for the particular story, Dave had to live it and therefore suffer the previously mentioned pinning, did I mention the pinning? There was pinning, on Dave's part of course, Karkat was more of a 'tough to convinsse cookie' as said by Robin
"Why are you smiling like that?" asked Karkat
"You just admitted that you liked me back there Kitkat" said Dave
"You're such an idiot" said Karkat
"Yeah, but I'm trying to become your idiot, maybe" said Dave
Karkat blushed and frowned at the same time, closing his fists, he was probably resisting the urge to punch Dave, he did grab him by his shirt Dave's eyes widened and then opened a bit more when instead he was kissed. Now, kissing was something he was fine with, totally fine, and kissing with Karkat? Hell yes! So of course he kissed back
The end