I DON'T OWN YU-GI-OH!

Sakura: Warning crazy Joey! Plus I know it is not Christmas, but the idea just came to my mind.


Joey: Food!

The said crazy blond had just walked into the dinning hall after smelling something delicious. Yami quickly stood infront of the table, hoping to keep the blond boy back.

Yami: Hold it right there Wheeler! This is for everyone…

Joey: On come on Yami! I'm straving!

Atemu: You're always straving!

Atemu placed another well cooked ham on the long table, which now made four.

Yami: No! Me and Atemu didn't slave over a hot stove for you to eat this up from everyone.

A certain brown hair teen, also known as Tristan, Joey's right hand man, came running in next.

Tristan: Do I smell food!

Yami: Yugi! Heba! Seto! Duke! A little help in here!

The four mentioned caming running a few minutes later.

Joey and Tristan were on the floor laughing with in minutes and Yami and Atemu were trying not to laugh.

Duke: Dude! Heba what happen to your face?

Yugi: I was trying to help him with his eye liner, but Seto kept laughing at him for wearing make-up

Heba: I stood up to go hit him and well you see what happen.

Heba had a long line of black eye liner going down his cheek.

Seto: I don't see why you boys wear it

Atemu: We're Egyptian. Boys have always wore make-up!

Atemu quickly went to his sweet light and started to clean his face up like a mother to a child.

Yugi: What did you need anyway Yami?

Yami: I would like to get the table done and ready before Joey and Tristan eat everything

Joey had been making his way over to the table, but got his hand slapped away by Yami, who had a wooden spoon.

Yami: Bad!

Seto: Hey I'm the only one allowed to hit the pup

Joey: Feed me!

Yugi started to giggle.

Yami: What?

Yugi: You're like a mother with a bad child

Joey: Mommy feed me!

Yami: I'm gonna kill you

Seto: I'm hold him back.

Seto held back Joey, Duke held back Tristan, and Yugi started to put plates on the table with the help of Heba after he got cleaned up.

A good 20 minutes later everyone was in a seat getting ready for a wonderful Christmas day dinner.

Yugi: You did great on the dinner Yami. It looks wonderful…

He gave Yami a kiss on the cheek.

Yami: Thank you.

Atemu: What about me I helped too!

Heba: Of course you did good

Atemu: Thank you

Joey: Lets stop talking and start eating, Seto can you pass the biscuts

Seto: No, we still have to say grace

Joey: You really are trying to starve me!

Joey, being Joey, reached over the table to get the biscuts, but his chair fell backwards, which made Joey fall backwards and the table flipped.

Everyone on Joey's side was covered in food. That included Bakura and Marik.

Bakura: MY HAIR!

Marik: MY NEW SHIRT!

Ryou: Oh crap!

Malik: You can say that again..

Yami: For the love of Ra, why can't just one meal go right!

Joey got up and had food all over him.

Seto: There you go puppy, you were so hungry that you wanted to eat your food on the floor like a dog

Joey: Shut up! It was your fault!

Seto: No it was not!

Bakura: Lets just say it's both your fault so I can kill you both!

Marik: You both are going to pay dearly!

Bakura and Marik both started to make there way over to the blond, when a shiny force field stopped them.

Bakura: OW!

Marik: Who did that?!

Yami: I did! My dinner is already ruined and I will not have you killing Yugi's friends!

Bakura: My hair has gravy in it! It will take weeks to get out!

Marik: Malik gave me this shirt for christmas

Bakura and Marik: We want reverge!

Joey and Seto were completing ingoring everyone as they continued to fight.

Atemu: I'll go order the pizzas.

Heba: Remember to get olives on mine!

Ryou and Malik grabbed both there Yamis and lead the poor babies out. It would take weeks before they cooled down.

Everyone calmly left the food as Joey and Seto started fighting using fist. They were currently rolling on the floor in the food. It was hard to believe they loved each other.


Sakura: Short and Funny.

Yami: I will admit that was some what funny.

Sakura: Thank you

Yugi: I feel sorry for Yami. His poor dinner was ruined

Sakura: He'll get over it. Well it was a hard decision because people wanted Tristan, Duke, Ryou, Malik, and Marik. So I have decided to do this…

Yugi: Sakura will do Malik and Marik next, then the chapter after that she will do Ryou.

Sakura: I want to get all the cast interviewed and I so forgot about poor Ryou.

Yumi: Please send in your questions for Malik and Marik.

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