A Chinese idiom states that too much pleasure becomes torture. Yes, softness can hurt.
"Can you please do it now?" Mira asked, blushing madly. "Do what?" Laxus feigned ignorance. "Put me out of my... Misery..." she uttered, eyes going teary. "And how am I supposed to do that?" he raised a brow and dismissed those tears. "Um... Well... You see..." Mira was totally stuttering. "Since when did pleasure become misery, hm?" he added. "Fine, just..."
Suddenly, the door slid open before Mira could finish the sentence. She held the words in out of embarrassment. Juvia popped a head in, she saw darkness in front of her. There was momentary silence. How rude could she be? "Oleh? I swear I saw Gray-sama running this way," Juvia muttered to herself. More moaning came out. When Juvia's eyes adapted to the darkness, she saw Mira and a muscular man naked in bed. It was obvious that they were doing naughty things. The rain woman couldn't help but blush and scream. The annoyed Laxus raised his head from between Mira's thighs, licked his lips and looked at the unwanted guest to his diagonal right. She was shocked to see that Laxus and Mira were doing "that thing".
The rain woman was frozen on the spot, and there was this wide-eyed, stupid look on her face. Suddenly, her eyes burst into hearts as she was imagining her Gray-sama and herself being naked and in the same position as these two. Mirajane was out of breath already, or else she would have been the first to speak. A vein popped on the snarling Laxus' forehead. "Get the hell outta my room!" he thundered. No response, as the rain woman was still deeply immersed in her romantic imagination.
"Um... Have you seen Gray-sama?" Juvia recovered from shock and asked timidly. The Thunder Dragon stood up and approached the water woman, fists cracking. "Laxus! I can't believe you're ditching me in the middle of something this important!" Mira mustered enough strength to shout at him. He had his back towards Mira, so she couldn't see what he was doing, but she guessed his wrath must have been incurred to such an extent that the story was about to turn ugly. With each step closing the distance between the two, Juvia was trembling all over.
"I can stand being patted on the head by a guildmate even though he's weaker than me... I can stand being called thunder bastard by this same annoying dude... What I can't stand is when someone interrupts my meal," Laxus was totally invading Juvia's personal space, she fell backwards, so his masculine, naked body (in all its glory, though he might have forgotten about that) was now towering over her. Juvia gulped and thought she might get raped, so she turned and attempted to crawl out of the way. However, his foot stepped on her dress so she was stopped dead in her track.
"I don't care if you're man or woman, this is what you get..." Laxus picked her up by the cloth that was covering her back, the lower part of her long dress was torn. He stuck his left arm out of the room and tossed her rolling all the way across the corridor before finishing the sentence, "for interrupting my meal!" After that he slid the door close, not even bothered to see the result of that toss.
When he returned to Mira, she slapped him across the face. "I can't believe you!" she was totally crying.
I'm trying to read your mind now, dear reader. You're probably thinking, "Dang it! How could you make this so anti-climatic?" Don't worry, I promised to extend the story. I am very sure more's coming up. I know you love lemons, that's why you're reading an M-rated fanfic. So, what will happen between Mira and Laxus?