Warning: This chapter contains 3 WTF moments that will blow your mind.
Also, it's best not to call Roy (or any Koopa) a Shellcreeper.
Chapter 9
WTF?
Snores echoed through the royal court. A tall, slender, yet aged, Koopa commander rushed to the bottom of the throne steps. Bowser retired onto his imperial seat as so did Mentor besides him.
"My lord!" The Koopa yelled at his leader.
Bowser made no response except for a minute grudge of breath.
"MY LORD!" The commander repeated.
Bowser only made a louder grunt, however, it was loud enough to wake Mentor up, who nudged Bowser awake.
"Ugh, did you find the kids?" the reptilian overlord mumbled, "Do you have news on them?"
The Koopa commander sulked, "Yes, my lord...However I'm not sure if it's the news that you expected."
"LAY IT ON ME!" Bowser fretted as he grabbed his coffee to drink.
"Our spies report that the Koopalings and three other girls have arrived in the Mushroom Kingdom to cop a plea for amnesty and asylum," the commander reported.
Bowser's eyes almost popped out of their sockets; he spit out the coffee so hard that it drenched the commander's face. A moment of silence was observed for the expected reaction of a temper tantrum.
"Jeez, first this coffee taste like Goomba crap," Bowser ranted, "and now you tell me that the Koopalings are siding with Princess Peach, what the fuck, Ken?!"
"Chill out, Bowzer," Mentor said, "You said three other girls?"
"Yes, three other girls," Ken repeated, "there were two when they left the capital and one came along with them at the Plack Beach 7K Motel after a night's rest."
"Wait, wait, wait a second, they slept in a motel?" Bowser blurted.
Ken was puzzled, "Sir, you did know that, right? I mean, you dropped their airships off there."
Bowser glanced at Mentor, who shrugged his shoulders with a nervous smile.
"Anyhow, I want you to find out who these three girls are," Bowser ordered.
"Yes, my lord," Ken replied and began to walk away.
"They might be manipulating these boys' minds into Miyamoto knows what!" Bowser bellowed to Mentor.
"I wouldn't give the Koopalings too much defense," Mentor mumbled.
"What do you mean?" Bowser asked him, "They were my family and now they're betraying me. I don't know how to feel about this!"
"I'm just pointing out who's to say that they weren't betraying you from the start," Mentor commented.
"Huh?"
"Your father was a very successful ruler. He kept his subordinates in control through the principle of constant discipline, communication, cooperation, and involvement," Mentor explained, "However, as he grew in age, your father lost sight of this principle and that was why his empire began to crumble. Bowser, you are repeating the same failure as he did."
"So what you're saying is..." Bowser sulked.
"You are losing control and the strength of your kingdom from these untrustworthy subordinates," Mentor concluded, "Be careful and suspicious of them. I want to teach you how to improve your governance to a level that even your dad would have been proud of. I am completely loyal to you."
Bowser rested his claws on Mentor's shoulder, "Thanks buddy, I have faith in you and I'm very grateful."
"I bet you are," Mentor chuckled, "I bet you are."
"Uhhhhhhh" Larry groaned.
The Koopalings had parked their airships at a nearby racing prarie. Everyone had moved over to the northern court. The Koopas on one side with Mario, Luigi, Toad, and Peach on the other.
"What's wrong with him?" Toad asked.
Angie was dragging the drunk Larry by the shoulders.
"Oh, let's just say that he's a little intoxicated," Angie suggested.
"That must explain your wardrobe malfunction," Mario snickered.
Everyone burst out laughing. Larry vomited on Angie's feet.
"Oh I didn't know everyone saw that," Angie blushed embarrassingly as she wiped the puke off her feet.
"Ok, enough'a funny business. We don't want'a your kind around thes'a parts, take your asses'a somewhere else," Mario yelled.
"What do ya mean, our kind?" Roy demanded
"You tryin' to act so'a tough, aren't you'a Mr. Shellcrepper!" Mario taunted.
Roy completely flipped. Out of many irritable people of his shitlist, Mario was on the top, and the feeling was mutual. Both parties held each other back from a physical confrontation.
"OK, PINOCCHIO, YOU BETTER SHUT YOUR MOUTH BEFORE I-"
"I'LL STOMP YOUR HEAD SIX FEET DEEP INTO THE FUC-
"Enough Roy!" Wendy begged.
"Calm down, Mario," Luigi said.
"Alright guys, I know this might be a tense situation, regarding our past history,but it is best we peacefully communicate to gain a more fuller understanding of this dilemma," Peach chimed in, "Now, why is it that you seven, er, ten Koopalings are wanting to come here to Mushroom Kingdom?"
"King Bowser fired all of us because he thinks we're not good enough for him," Ludwig explained.
Isa interjected, "I wasn't fired, I just came along with these people."
"I guess'a Ol' King Dad's had anough of all your'a bullshit, eh?" Mario joked; Luigi nailed him in the rib with his elbow.
"No, it's this new guy that came to Bowser. After he arrived, it was like he took over the Kingdom." Ludwig corrected.
"HE TOOK OVER THE KINGDOM? YOU HEARD INSIDE INFORMATION?" Lemmy asked.
"No, I heard the same as you did, dumb dumb," Ludwig said.
"Angie...your smooth...hands feel...so sexy on...my scaly body" Larry moaned.
Angie gave an awkward look to Larry and threw him onto the ground, where he began licking the air, along with slithering and squirming his body like a snake on ecstasy.
"Hey, I know him," Mario pointed to Larry, "Isn't he the sneaky, lying, horny, thieving one?"
"He has some bad habits, but he's not that bad!" Angie protested.
Angie looked below to find Larry curled around her feet, humping her leg, while reaching into her pockets.
"What the fuck?" Angie screamed.
"Spring Break 1989!" Larry gargled, "Class 2k Rules"
"We better get him to a hospital bed," Peach suggested, "While he's resting, we can continue our discussions."
"King Bowser," Ken said, "we have information on the three girls."
"Proceed," Bowser ordered.
Ken and his assistant arranged an overhead projection. Ken pulled out a remote, and clicked a button; Isa's photo came up first.
"Persona A, Isabella Grace-Sanchez Koopa, age 16" Ken reported, "Born and raised in the Southern Woods to an unemployed mother and a blue collar father. Nothing much about her except she was home-schooled and she's only been in trouble once for underage possession of liquor; her father was friends with the sheriff, so she got a very hard slap on the wrist with spanking. She moved to Plack Beach 7K Motel about a year ago with her cousin, Julio, but Julio left without contact a week ago."
"Mmhm," Bowser mumbled.
Ken clicked the button again, this time Ana and Angie's pictures came up.
Ken continued, "Personas B. Ana Koopa, age 16. Born in the capital to Rex and Alie Koopa. Rex served in the military reserve and scientific research center as a test subject after the Dinosaur Island War. However, one of the tests resulted in Rex having a severe complication with his reproductive organs, causing stress onto his relationship. Alas, Rex and Alie split up, Alie took the Ana's brother while Rex took Ana. According to records, Rex abandoned Ana at Plack Beach 3 years ago,"
Bowser yawned, the clicker went again and Angie's photo came up.
Ken went on further, "Persona C, Angelina Koopa, age 15. Born on the Western Coast, we can't get many solid info but what we know is that her mother was a nurse and her father was a solder during the Dino Island War. Angie's Dad was killed in battle at Yoshi Island serving on the front lines, and her mother was pummeled by the grief and financial expenses left by the tragedy. Angie and her mother moved to Plack Beach for a year before, and coincidentally, Angie was also abandoned by her parent at the same time as Ana."
"So...you're saying we have an orphan problem?" Bowser asked.
"No, this is where it gets more interesting," Ken replied, "We looked both records up and it seems likely that both these girls met at Plack beach since they've been traveling together for the past 3 years. They moved to the capital city about 2 years ago and were enrolled in the same school as the Koopalings."
Ken paused, "There's also something disturbing that we found. About three years ago, as you might remember, there was an anti-government rebel group called United Front that wanted a left-wing regime change and conducted bombings of military and political property. Well, these two ladies were suspected of being involved with them, as they've been caught doing suspicious activity at some of the sites prior to the incidents."
"United Front, yes I remember, but didn't we capture them all at compound, and execute them," Bowser recalled.
"It would seem so," Ken agreed, "But one of the arresting policemen did report seeing two masked females running away from the compound, but there weren't enough personnel to chase and capture them without letting the other ones free."
"How are you so sure that they are involved with this group?" Bowser questioned.
Ken held up some pieces of cloth, "These are United Front badges and headbands, both of which we found in Angie's room."
Ken's assistant picked up a defused bomb, "This was found in her room too," Ken pulled out a spiral journal, "along with a notebook detailing a coup d'état...and a shit-ton of drawings of her and Larry."
"HOLY MIYA! What the fuck is this?" Bowser stroked, "This is unbelievable!"
"What should we do, sir?" Ken asked.
"Seeing how quickly the Koopalings and their companions defected to the Mushroom Kingdom, it is likely that all of their loyalty have been comprimised," Mentor suggested, "Our best course of action to take is to demand all ten to be extradited here for punishment of treason."
"What if they refuse to extradite?" Bowser worried.
"It's a win-win scenerio," Mentor quipped, "If they refuse to extradite, then we will show them the full power of our Kingdom. We will use our new weapons against their weak, pitiful, Toad Brigade."
Mentor began to chuckle and Bowser joined in. Soon the court was filled with laughter, and a tall, slender, yet aged commander rushed away from the steps, ready to continue his job.
Angie- XxKoopafanxX I was planning on having four parts in this chapter but I decided to put the fourth part as the beginning of chapter 10.
Ana- Ana Koopa
Isa- IsabellaGraceS
Mentor, Ken- PrinceLarryKoopa88
Everyone else- Nintendo
I know you guys have been so supportive of me and I thank you for that, I love you all ;-;