I do not own final fantasy VII or fire emblem except for my OC's
"Cross-Slash" speech
'Blade beam' Inner thoughts
'Omni-slash' Limit brakes activation
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"*Sigh* Go scout ahead they said you're promoted now so it shouldn't be a problem they said, and to make things worse I'm stuck with Tharja!" I hissed to myself. I don't feel like making a super In-depth explanation so I'll just tell you the Important details. First off I introduced Tharja to the Shepherds and It went south really quickly Frederick went ballistic on me he just would not let up. Lucky for me Chrom's Insane trust in people saved my ass on that one so I recruited her Into SOLDIER because she would be under my protection and whatever problem she causes I'll have to fix so that Immediately takes a huge load off of Chrom and the shepherds. That's the good news, the bad news Is that operation screw over robin failed miserably I introduced her to Robin but Instead of going Into creepy stalker mode she just acted the same way she did with the other shepherds because It turns out she likes me instead of robin god fucking dammit! The better news Is that everyone In the army got promoted with the master seals Chrom brought from who knows where luckily for me when Lissa turned Into a war cleric Chrom asked me to train her so I don't have to worry about secretly training her without Chrom's consent... I didn't even know I could get promoted with the master seal but I do now. I am currently wearing Clouds outfit from Kingdom Hearts 1.5 (Which Is the only kingdom hearts game I played since It never really stood out to me. Let the hate rain down upon this poor soul), It helped me when It came to the badass factor especially with my bandaged sword which somehow made me way more Intimidating then I should be according to Lissa and Donnel who Is now in the Mercenary class *Ahem* but that's enough narrating about miscellaneous stuff like that on to the story
"Jeez this wind Isn't letting up... Hey tharja you okay back there?" I asked as I looked behind me to see some parts of tharja's clothes ripped open... wait does It even count as clothing she literally wears a see trough spandex... no boner! she might be really hot and she also has that body... No no no! fuck that I'll leave her to Henry...
"Yes I'm doing well" was tharja's response as she looked away from me like the creepy stalker she is
"Hm... we should find somewhere to rest this wind Isn't letting up and I don't think we'll make It back to the Shepherds In time" I said but before we could do anything a random fireball shot towards me I successfully blocked the attack, I lowered my buster sword to see Plegians surrounding us
"Shit! Tharja stay close to me" dammit this is the chapter when you can recruit Nowi and Gregor but I don't have the other shepherds with me!
"Help me!" I heard someone shout from behind to see Nowi running In our direction with Gregor tailing her... my words can't describe which sick fuck at intelligent systems would make Nowi wear that outfit I mean I know she was a slave so I know they probably used her as a you know what but seriously man how does Japan get away with this shit
"Wait, I say! Why you no comprehending, wee one?" Ha I always liked gregors Russian accent don't know why though but right now Isn't the time for that
"Augh! GET AWAY! please mister help me he's trying to hurt me!" Shouted Nowi as she clung to my red cape choking me in the process
"...Listen friend Gregor only want to-" Huh I'm pretty sure the dialogue was longer than this
"Gotcha, you slippery scamp! Prepare for a dose of Grima's wrath" Huh I completely forgot about the Grimleals for a second
"Oy, this is most terrible! Do you see now? They make with the catching of us!" Exclaimed Gregor
"*Sigh* We can continue this talk later Gregor do you have a weapon on you?" I asked him
"I got sword right here" He said as he unsheathed his Iron sword
"Good what about you Nowi?" I asked
"I got my dragonstone right here" She said as she pulled out her dragonstone from her clothes
"Okay then let's think for a bit we're surrounded by enemy troops and we're just a group of four including a dark mage a mercenary, a manakete and a first class SOLDIER the only simple conclusion is easy really... do the one thing I haven't done throughout this whole fanfiction fucking summon!"
"Wait what's a-" Tried to ask Nowi but I cut her off
"Everyone get behind me while I do the summon" I said as a pop up menu appeared in front of me
Use summon
Yes or No
'Of course i'm going to summon that was the whole point of me saying I was'
Which summon do you wish to use
Shiva, Ifrit or bahamut
'Eh? when did I unlock him... I guess It must've been when I was upgrading myself... and no this Isn't like that gamer ability crap I mean it is a little bit but unlike the people who have it I'm not a fucking OP guy that can one punch man everyone he meets I'm just a guy with cloud strife's powers or should I say zack's since-'
Sorry we are having technical difficulties please wait while we take care of the problem
'And that's who cloud really was *Ahem* but anyways my summon would be bahamut...
Summon requirements appropriate please proceed to the summoning ritual
And with that I did the summoning animation that I used to bring Lummi here (I should really tell Sumia to give her back even if she is attached to Lummi she's still my mount and I really, really want to be a chocobo knight) a magic circle appeared below me as it engulfed me with light causing the Plegians to stop their ambush and look at me with shock and a little bit of awe... Um I'm pretty sure something should've happened by now unless It's the-
*BOOM*
'Holy shit that's a big sword!' I exclaimed as I fell backwards and here he comes that majestic final fantasy XV fuck Bahamut...
'holy crap those are so many giant swords this is easily the best thing I've ever seen!'
'Special summon attack- Sable Artema'
Put whatever epic majestic music you like because this is so cool I am literally watching a fucking godly being kill Plegians like ants! screw this go watch his summon on YouTube I don't give a flying fuck whoo!
"Hehehe I guess It's victory for us huh?" I said as Bahamut's swords dissipated... Let me tell you something summoning reeeeaaallyyy takes it out of you I could barely stay conscious after that but it was worth it as soon as bahamut disappeared they started to mutter something and then they ran away
"Sooo... we should probably head back... oh hey the shepherds, those fucks..." were my last words before I fell unconscious
Sometime Later
"Ugh... what the hell happened, oh yeah I summoned a literal god... Umm why am I naked seriously what the fuck! well at least I still got my underwear on so that's good. I should probably get dressed" I said to myself as I reached for my clothes that were folded on a chair nearby
"Hey everyone" I said as I entered the mess hall but instead of being greeted back I got immediately surrounded by everyone else
"Whoa! have you ever heard of personal space!" I exclaimed as I tried to back away from them
"W-what the heck was that thing?!" Asked Lissa
"*Sigh* Didn't I tell you I could summon things to help me in battle that "thing" Is one of my summons but I don't use them since It really takes a toll on my body" I responded
"But... how?" Asked Chrom so I used my knowledge of final fantasy X to explain them about my summons, surprisingly they believed me and soon enough they went off to do their own stuff probably building up support conversations. As for me I simply grabbed food and sat at a nearby wooden table and ate...
"Edgar!" I heard the noblewoman Maribelle call to me
"Um what is it maribelle?" I asked, just to clarify I've never even got one support conversation with maribelle ever so I'm basically going In blind
"A question about the material we covered yesterday" she said
"Ah, you mean my lessons on the vast language of cussing" I responded
"Precisely, yes. I immediately set about to practice what you'd taught me, but... Well, everyone I spoke to looked askance, or avoided eye contact altogether. Others contorted with glee, as if they were stifling laughter"
"Wait, you used those cuss words? Out loud? in public?!" someone grab a gun and shoot me
"If you hope to communicate with a person, you must first speak their language, no? And the quickest way to internalize new knowledge is to put it into practice!"
"Yeeeees, both of those are technically true. But, Maribelle, when we talked, I... *Sigh* the examples I taught you are only for intimate friends If you say that to strangers you're basically Insulting them"
"What?! You knew this and didn't tell me? Did you hope to ruin me?! Wait... So when I told Chrom he was a little Fa-*Beep* You mean to tell me that was inappropriate?"
"I'm sorry! I didn't think you'd actually use them... Wait... you fo-"
"One moment. If you taught me all of those cuss words, then you must consider us intimate friends?" she asked with a growing grin
"Uh... Yeeeeeess" I'm regretting my decision to open my mouth
"I'm afraid i had no idea! I'm flattered, Edgar, truly. In that case, I ought have begun practice with you. Forgive me"
"No, that's not... I don't..." at this point I hand no fucking idea on what was happening anymore
"Awright then you little *Beep* *Beep* Everything's as good as a *Beep* *Beep *Extra long Beep* Ain't It? you sack of *Beep*" Those words are literally the worst you can say In public the fact that she somehow found these words is beyond me (I'll leave them up to your Imaginations)
"MARIBELLE! Stop it! Please! That's literally the most offensive you can get! Look, I'll clear things up with everyone. Okay? I'll take the blame just promise me for the love of Naga (God) promise me you'll never talk like that again" I can feel myself dying on the inside
"Well I suppose if it's that important to you..."
"Thank you"
"Hey, no worries you big *Beep* I'll shut my *Beep* and *Beep* from those annoying *Extra long offensive as hell Beep*" Those words are even more offensive than the last ones what the fuck
"What the?! I never taught you those words! How the fuck did you learn them!"
"Hm-hm! I'm afraid THAT is my little secret..."
"Kill me"
Edgar and Maribelle achieved support level B
Well after all of that was over I went to the others and explained why Maribelle was using such "Barbaric" language as Virion refers it as. This Immediately put me knee deep in shit mainly being stuck on kitchen duty. I also still had to do my job as the head of SOLDIER which has been filling up with new recruits as of late, it wouldn't be a problem... if it wasn't for the fact that all of them are literally women! seriously I have one thousand recruits and not a single one is a boy... Actually there is one but he's... *Sigh* he's a damn trap! his name is Oliver and like all traps he looks like a girl imagine totsuka Saika from My teen romantic comedy SNAFU but she *Ahem* I mean he has the same skin color as me and his hair is black, to say everyone was surprised was an understatement Virion like the dog he is flirted with Oliver but when he found out Oliver was a guy... let's just say Virion will be out of a few battles. *Sigh* But Oliver is useful. He's a huge weapons nerd so he has alot of unique weapons that have secondary functions for example a sword that can also be used as a flamethrower, a lance coated with electricity and the list goes on and on so I won't bother to explain this anymore on the story please!...
Chapter 9 begin (just letting you know)
Plegian throne room
"...So, Captain, let me be certain I understand your report... Not only did you fail In capturing Exalt Emmeryn but you also did NOT confirm that the Ylissean party carries the Fire Emblem... and on top of that your whole group was eliminated by a shepherd that apparently summoned an otherworldly being ...Is that the gist of it?" asked Aversa
"Y-yes milady but thanks to our spies we did manage to find out who he is. His name is Edgar and he isn't a part of the Shepherds he is in a secret group called SOLDIER which are elite units that protect the Exalt Emmeryn at all costs" Said only plegian that managed to survive Bahamut's rain of swords
"Hm... Is that so? Well at least you weren't completely useless" said Aversa as she walked up to the Plegian captain and stabbed him right through the heart
"Do try not to kill ALL the soldiers, my dear. We'll need a few for the welcoming party. The Ylisseans will be here soon, Prince Chrom and the Emblem among them, I'm sure. Hm but this Soldier group... it seems we'll have to take care of them first before we can make our move on Exalt Emmeryn" Said Gangrel
"...And when they actually arrive" asked Aversa
"It will be a massacre worthy of their legendary father!" Replied Gangrel
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"Sir the Plegians have retreated back to their own territory they no longer occupy the deserts" Said a feroxi spy as he came into the room
"This is it, then" said Basilio to himself
"Hm... I guess you put the Plegians on edge with that summon of yours, Edgar" Said Chrom
"Yeah, but who knows what their planning. Remember they're back in their own territory which means they'll have better chances to fight us off" I said. So far everything has been progressing smoothly, tomorrow we'll go in to Plegia and kill Gangrel for good
"Chin up, Edgar! if it wasn't for that we would still be stuck fighting those Plegian dogs in those damn deserts. *Sigh* But now is on to the hard part getting into Plegia and killing that damn Gangrel without us dying in the process" Said Flavia
"We'll find a way to see it through, Edgar. Robin's the one who should be worried though he's the one who's coming up with the plan to break in to Plegia. This time tomorrow, we'll be swapping stories with Emm on the road home" Said Chrom trying to reassure me
"*Sigh* Chrom not everything is easy, knowing Gangrel he'll have a contingency plan ready if he fails to stop us from getting in" I replied
"We won't know until we go find out ourselves" He said as he patted me on the back, Dammit Chrom!
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"they were expecting us just like I predicted... Everyone get into positions!" said Robin as he went with Stahl, I went with Cordelia because of the obvious mobility and also because of Libra if I can get to her *Ahem* I mean him (god I keep forgetting he's a guy) I'll be able to recruit him into SOLDIER. I need an experienced healer for the girls back at camp knowing the training regimen I gave them one of them is bound to break one of their body parts... maybe he can also help the healers in training as well...
"Take out all the soldiers first! We'll deal with the Mad King later!" Said Chrom as he unsheathed his falchion
"Oh will you now? Bwa ha! We've been expecting you, Little Prince. Men, kill him. kill his sister. Kill his troops and his friends and anyone else you find! KILL THEM ALL!" Exclaimed Gangrel as he left with Aversa which was our cue to attack I immediately jumped into battle cutting down two Plegian lancers while Cordelia killed a Plegian mage rinse and repeat that a few times and we're close to Libra who is currently kicking Plegian ass
"Hey you over there what are you doing here alone?" I asked as I approached Libra
"Good heavens! You're Edgar the guardian angel to Her Grace The Exalt" Exclaimed Libra, Wait since when am I referenced as a religious figure
"You know me?" to be honest I was trying not to get noticed by the people of Ylisse
"Know you? Of course I do, All Ylissean clergy do. I must thank the gods for uniting us! Oh, dearest and most heavenly fa-" well so much for staying hidden from the public
"With all due respect, now is not the time for prayer, it's action that's called for" I said
"Ah too true! we hurried here to help as soon as word came of the execution" Said Libra
"Then where are the others?"
"Alas, there were. I lost many brave comrades along the way. In truth I was starting to doubt the purpose of my struggle... But no longer! Pray. Let my axe serve you and your party!"
"Hm alright but If you really want to help go to prince Chrom and help them. if they ask who sent you tell them I did, he's in the front lines as we speak... but I have to ask if you're a man why do you look so much like a woman?" sorry but I just had to ask this surprised Libra and Cordelia who was silent throughout me and Libra's conversation
"... My mother would treat me as a woman instead of a man because of my feminine figure" was all he said
"Oh... well this is awkward let's just pretend this never happened" I said she nodded and left to find Chrom
"...Edgar, How did you know he was a man?" Asked Cordelia
"Let's just say I have a keen eye *Ahem* but anyways we should join the others, no doubt they already pushed the Plegians back" I said she nodded and we went back to the other Shepherds who were finishing off some wyrven riders leaving the enemy Knight boss (or mini boss in this case) as the only left and you know the routine I murdered him since you know mini bosses are easy as shit and he also dropped a dracoshield which I gladly took away
"Cordelia go get the others It's time to end this war" I said the faster I kill Gangrel the better chances of history being rewritten
"Heh, sending away your only support was your most fatal mistake" said Aversa as she summoned a whole army of Risen around me!
"Wait what?! this wasn't supposed to happen they're so many of them! and they're all promoted what the fuck! Dammit If i try to summon know they'll maul me to death before I can summon. Chrom you better hurry you son of a bitch I don't want to be the one replacing Emmeryn this chapter "
With the other Shepherds
"Captain Chrom! Edgar has taken down the enemy captain" Said Cordelia
"Then what are we waiting for let's go now!" Exclaimed Chrom as he and the other Shepherds marched forward not knowing of the intense battle going on ahead
With Edgar
"Goddammit where the hell are you Chrom!" these Risen just keep fucking spawning the more I kill them and the fucking pain that I'm going through is unbearable I feel like collapsing but I can't. damn you fit body!
"*Pant* *Pant* I think that's the last of them and not a moment to soon my whole body feels like its burning... Gangrel is full of surprises isn't he"
"Surprise!" Exclaimed Gangrel as he hit me with his levin sword
"Gah... Fuck that hurts!"
"once I'm done with you you'll be begging for death to take you away!"
"I highly doubt that"
"What do yo-"
"Potion..." I took out the potion and immediately drank it which restored my stamina
"It's time to die asshole" I said as I lunged forward aiming for his head but the little shit is faster than he looks and dodged the attack which he took the opportunity to counter attack which I also dodged this went up for five minutes until Gangrel got me into a choke hold
"What are you going to do now choke to death!" Exclaimed Gangrel
'Damn what do I do think think think! Oh wait time to pull a Goku'
*Chomp*
"GAAAAH. Son of a-! Mother-!
*Slash*
"Agh. You slashed my face!"
"You bit my hand!"
"YOU SLASHED ME IN THE FACE!"
"YOU BIT MY FUCKING HAND"
"AHHHHHHH"
"RAHHHHHH"
*Slash*
... *Thud*
"Oh thank god I was the one who lived but just to make sure *Stab* *Stab* *stab* there now he's dead... VICTORY BITCHES!" and then after that I fell to the ground darkness consuming my eyes
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An: And there we go chapter 10 hooray Emmeryn isn't dead (because she wasn't in this chapter like at all) but anyways sorry this chapter took longer than it should honestly I was planning to release it last week but E3 happened and when I heard dragon ball fighterz announced I came so hard I was saving my money for fire emblem warriors but fuck that game It's all about dragon ball fighterz bitches. But in order to prepare myself for it I've been playing the living crap out of Guilty gear xrd rev 2 sooo yeah that's all I got to say enjoy this chapter and see you next time