A bit suicidal, a bit fluffy, a bit ridiculous (this fic is always ridiculous, it's a parody, duh) chapter. Coz we all need a good fluff and laugh after...after...WAAAHHHH!

Chapter 10:

On Facebook...

Gendry Baratheon: I'm done with this life. Goodbye, cruel world.

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Jon Snow: Eemmmoooo

Cruel World: I will miss you bro.

Robb Stark posted a photo

Robb Stark: They're shooting Sherlock here in Westeros! Benedict Cumberbatch looks so awesome as he stands in the rooftop. #excited

Bran Stark: I told you! Do not hash tag your words! You're in Facebook! That's not even an instagram post! Gah!

Robb Stark: #hipster bran #branflakes #little bro problems #i don't care

Jon Snow: That doesn't look like Benedict Cumberbatch. He's not wearing his scarf. Duh.

Loras Tyrell: That looks like Chris Miles from Skins.

Sansa Stark: That's not Benedict or Chris! That's Gendry!

Jon Snow: Gendry? As in Gendry Baratheon? Our Gendry?

Sansa Stark: No it's Gendry...CAN YOU NAME ANY OTHER PERSON WHOSE NAME IS GENDRY?!

Robb Stark: Duh.

Jon Snow: What's he doing in a rooftop anyway? Being emo? Hehe.

Loras Tyrell: HE'S GOING TO KILL HIMSELF! LOOK AT HIS STATUS!

Jon Snow: Nooooo!

Robb Stark: Noooo! #scared #legit

Bran Stark: T.T

Fan Girls: Noooooooooooooooooooo!

Edric Dayne: Yeess! I mean, nooooo!

Stannis Baratheon: No.

Sherlock: How original.

Javert: IKR?

~o~o~

"I don't want to watch that! I hate sequels!"

"Well, I don't want to watch Leonardo DiCaprio's failed attempts in getting an Oscar!"

"This is a Christopher Nolan movie. One does not simply ignore a Christopher Nolan movie."

Somewhere in Westeros, Ned Stark paused abruptly, as if he's remembering something. He scratched his nape, shook his head then moves forward.

Arya rolled her eyes. She's now back in King's Landing with her two brothers in tow. When she was in Winterfell, her brothers pleaded to go with her to see the city. She was about to say no but Bran used the puppy dog eyes appeal (even though it's now surrounded by black mascara, he's still in his gothic days). She's already regretting it. She should have left them with her mother. "We're not getting anywhere. Gimme the DVDs so I can choose."

Rickon moved the DVDs from her way, "Nope. You suck at choosing movies."

"I don't suck in choosing movies."

"Yes you do," said Bran. "You always choose those lousy Jason Statham movies."

"How can you hate those movies? You're dudes."

"Just because we're dudes, doesn't mean we have to like those kinds of films," Rickon replied. "I'm tired Bran. I choose Inception."

"I changed my mind Rick. How about Iron Man 2?"

"I thought you hate sequels!"

Arya groaned, "I'M GOING TO PICK THE MOVIE! AND IT'S NOT GOING TO BE A SEQUEL, A STATHAM OR A LEO MOVIE! OKAY?"

Then the phone rang. "By the time I get back you guys should have chosen a flick," she said to her brothers as she walked to the phone.

"Hello?"

"Arya!" a girl's voice gasped. Arya knew who it was instantly.

"Marg? What is it?"

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!"

"Marg you're dialing the wrong number. I'm not God."

"It's Gendry! It's Gendry! It's Gendry!"

"W-wait. What about him?"

"Rooftop! Rooftop! Rooftop!"

"The hell, Marg! What are you talking about?"

Marg kept on mixing Arya's name and Gendry's. Arya rolled her eyes, "I'll call you back when you have something worth listening to say."

"But Arya-"

She put the phone back to its holder and went back to her siblings in the living room. The two are both hunched over Bran's laptop. When she arrived, Bran looked up at her and said, "Arya you have to see this."

She looked over to what her brother was talking about. There she saw a picture of Gendry standing on a rooftop. Her heart clenched for a moment; she has not seen or talked to him. And a mere picture of him did something in her being.

Then she saw Gendry's status.

I'm done with this life. Goodbye, cruel world.

Arya looked at the two posts back and forth before realizing what was happening.

"Oh gods, no!" she screamed at the screen then abruptly moved to her room to get her leather jacket and her keys. "I'll be back soon, okay?"she told her brothers as she stepped out of her apartment's door.

Rickon rolled his eyes, "She doesn't even know where she's going."

~o~o~

Earlier...

"I cannot believe this!" Hot Pie said as he sits himself on his own couch. Gendry noticed the way the couch made a squeak but he did not say anything. His friend has enough problems on his hand.

"It'll be okay, dude," Gendry patted Hot Pie's shoulder for reassurance.

Someone broke in into Hot Pie's restaurant and stole his laptop (that contains the secret recipes of his famous barbeque) and also some cash he left on the cashier. Hot Pie is cool with the money being lost; he can get it back for his restaurant is pretty popular but the laptop. The laptop! That laptop contains Hot Pie's most hidden secrets (ahem, porn).

Hot Pie just shook his head then asked Gendry to get his pack of Heineken from the fridge. Gendry wouldn't usually oblige from Hot Pie's demands but since this is rough times, for the two of them, he just nodded and stood up to get the Heineken from the fridge. He opened two bottles, gave one to Hot Pie and went back to his seat and enjoyed his drink.

They bummed around for a moment. Hot Pie kept on mumbling about life and death and beer while Gendry's thoughts kept on drifting to Arya. He took a swig again.

They heard a thunder boom outside.

"Gendry," Hot Pie slurred. "You brought your laptop right?"

"It's on my backpack. Why?"

"Can I borrow it?"

"Yeah sure."

"And Gendry,"

"Hm?"

"Can you please get my clothes from the rooftop? I hanged them there yesterday."

Gendry groaned, "Don't be a slacker. Get your own fucking clothes"

"But I cannot move. I'm enveloped by sadness."

"You mean laziness."

"Please?"

"I can't move my legs Gendry."

"Maybe you should stop drinking."

"Please Gendry. I'll make it up to you."

Gendry stood up and placed his drink on the floor.

"Mine was on the right side!" Hot Pie called after him.

He went to the rooftop, a laundry basket in hand. He stood there, shaking his head for the clothes on the right side is Hot Pie's and they're too many. He started pulling them down then throwing them to the basket. After six clothes, he stretched his arms then looked at the view for the rooftop. He looked down, his right foot on the edge and squinted his eyes. A guy was taking a picture of the sky. The guy looked awfully like Robb.

He continued to stare at the view of the tall buildings and the Westeros skyline then went back to work. He pulled more clothes and groaned when he saw that there are six blankets hanging on the right side. Apparently Hot Pie only washed clothes once a month.

When he finished, he sat on the ledge of the rooftop, his legs dangling on the other side. One wrong move his head will get smashed against the street below him but it didn't bother him. He always liked the heights.

When suddenly he heard someone call his name.

"Gendry!"

He looked down and there's a small mob of people looking up to him.

~o~o~

Arya jumped off from her car as soon as she arrived at the building, which is coincidentally where Hot Pie lives. There's a small mob of people gathering around. She even saw the journalist Varys taking a video.

"Arya!" Sansa said when she saw her.

"Where is he?" she asked clutching her sister for support.

Sansa pointed the top of Hot Pie's building. She blinked twice before she saw Gendry, sitting on the ledge of the rooftop, his feet dangling. Stupid bull! she thought as she gets her phone from her pocket with trembling hands.

She dialed the speed number given for Gendry. She stared at him, still sitting on the edge. She can see him moving his arm and hand to get his phone from his pocket.

"Gendry!" she shouted when he picked up.

"A-arya?"

"Gendry ,what the hell is going on?"

"What the hell are you-"

"I won't let you do anything stupid okay? Come the fucking down from that fucking rooftop you bullhead!"

"I don't-"

"I won't let you die, Gendry! If you jump from that fucking building I'll follow you through Seven Hells and cut off your fucking cock you hear me?" she's in hysterics now. "Please Gendry! I love you, please. Don't jump."

She heard him take a deep breath and after a long moment he asked, "You won't leave me?"

"I will if you do not get your fucking self off from that place."

"You still love me?"

"I just said it, right? Have you gone deaf?"

Sansa interrupted, "You probably shouldn't tell him that he's stupid or deaf. He's in a sensitive condition right now."

"Shut up," she mumbled to her sister. Gendry was still on the rooftop.

"Gendry, please. I love you."

The crowd gasped. Arya saw why. Gendry's hands are now grasping the place where he used to sit on, one wrong move and he might fall down. Arya can feel the panic rushing through her.

She ran towards the building, her feet carrying her as she ran past through the entrance and dash herself to the elevator. She pressed the button that will carry her to the rooftop while saying: "Come on! Come on!" She didn't care if a man and a woman in their 80s were looking at her like she's gone psycho.

She reached the rooftop and thanked all the gods when the elevator door opened. She stepped her feet on the cemented rooftop, her grey eyes wandering. Where the hell is Gendry, because she can no longer see him.

She turned and smacked into a body. She looked up and saw Gendry, a smirk on his face. She didn't know what to do for a moment but after a second, her fist landed on his cheeks.

"Ouch!" he said, stumbling backward.

"You bastard!" she screamed at him and continued to hit him on the chest.

"Calm down, Arya."

"How can you?" she asked, breathing heavily. "Try to kill yourself, you stupid. BASTARD!"

She's about to throw him another punch to make his face look uglier but then he caught her hand. He looked so confuse, "What?"

"What, what? A few minutes ago you're trying to kill yourself."

Gendry's jaw slacked, "What? I'm not trying to kill myself."

Arya rolled her eyes and started imitating him, "I'm done with this life. Goodbye, cruel world."

Gendry's face stared back at her like she just came from the asylum, "I've never said that."

"You've never said that but you posted it on Facebook."

"No I did not. I haven't checked my Facebook for like a year."

"Then why are you here?"

"I'm getting Hot Pie's clothes."

They stared at each other for a moment.

"So you're not trying to kill yourself?"

"Nope."

"You're not suicidal."

"I have a good attachment with my life, Arya."

And so she tip toed and threw her arms around him and kissed him.

Arya can feel the cold wind rushing through her skin. Rain is coming. She pulled back, a smile on her face, but Gendry's lips were frowning.

"Arya I'm sorry."

She nodded, "You're going to support Ros with your baby with her." She pulled Gendry to her, "But you're not going anywhere. You're mine."

"I am yours," Gendry swore.

Arya truly smiled at that and for the first month she's finally sure.

Meanwhile in MSN...

iam_lord_commander: what a day!

princess_of_thorns: all that drama!

stag_party: guys r u sure my nephew is okay? Is he not hurt?

princess_of_thorns: pretty shooooore he and arya are shagging ryt now

iam_lord_commander: don't say that again

princess_of_thorns: pretty shooooore he and arya are shagging ryt now. pretty shooooore he and arya are shagging ryt now. pretty shooooore he and arya are shagging ryt now.

iam_lord_commander: gawd stahp dat

stag_party: so they're back 2gether now?

hotknight_of_flowers: awww yeah bby! They're sucking each other's faces on the rooftop i saw it

princess_of_thorns: pretty shhooorrree arya is not only sucking gendry's face 2nyt ;)

iam_lord_commander: oh my gawd

hotknight_of_flowers: hooooottt! Love it sis!

stag_party: since gendry is my nephew i gotta agree with jon with dis

hotknight_of_flowers: dnt worry bby we'll do some sucking laturh

stag_party: (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ～『✧~*DICKS*~✧』

iam_lord_commander: can i log out now?

princess_of_thorns: u nid 2 get laaidddd

the_young_wolf: ya nid 2 get laid jon

iam_lord_commander: as if ur getting laid robb. Jeyne is preggers

the_young_wolf: a wolf is always in heat when she's preggers ;)

queen_in_the_north: i just slapped my husband, btw

iam_lord_commander: a wolf is always angry when she's preggers too :)

porcelein2ivory2steel: ehmagerd u wnt believe wat i just saw

princess_of_thorns: wat?

the_young_wolf: wat?

iam_lord_commander: wat?

stag_party: wat?

queen_in_the_north: wat?

hotknight_of_flowers: wwaaaatttt?

porcelein2ivory2steel just logged out

hotknight_of_flowers: DA FAAAQQQQ!

princess_of_thorns: babes Sansa just texted me. She wants us to skype. This is so impt. We nid skype.

princess_of_thorns: logged out

the_young_wolf: logged out

iam_lord_commander: logged out

stag_party: logged out

queen_in_the_north: logged out

hotknight_of_flowers: lougged out

What did Sansa saw? Last chapter coming up! Imma gonna crey!

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