AN: Sorry about the formatting. FF doesn't want me to use spaces between the entries.

I do not own Code Geass.

Experiments

Forbidden

(or 20 things C.C. is no longer allowed to do)

1) C.C. may not use all our pillows to build a fort.

It wasn't a fort… it was a palace.


2) C.C. may no place pizza orders that contain the words 'bulk', 'life-time subscription', 'thousand', 'forever' or 'my precious'.

That's just cruel, Lelouch.


3) C.C. is banned from ever stealing anything from other students.

Don't want a repeat of the lingerie-incident, Lulu-kun?


4) C.C. may never have another Red Bull.

Agreed.


5) C.C. is not allowed to have any input on plans that do not involve her.


6) C.C. is not allowed to be my body-double anymore, unless it is a vital part of my plan.

Kallen didn't complain.


7) C.C. must always wear a swimsuit when she goes swimming.

Then you'd better buy me one.


8) C.C. may never wake me up again while she is nude.

But you're cute when you blush.


9) C.C. is not allowed to make perverted jokes about other girls.

Or other members of the Black Knights.

C.C. is no longer allowed to make perverted jokes.

Remember when you were fun, Lelouch? Yeah, me neither.


10) C.C. is limited to purchase one (1) and only one (1) piece of Cheese-kun merchandise per day.

Again, just plain cruel.


11) C.C. must wear shoes when she is outside the clubhouse or our current headquarters.

do you actually care Lelouch? Not like it did any lasting damage.


12) C.C. is not allowed to pilot any expendable Knightmare-Frame.

You do, don't you?


13) C.C. may not hog the bathroom for any period of time longer than thirty (30) minutes consecutively.

What? You think this hair combs itself?


14) C.C. is to buy her own feminine hygiene products, and not delegate the task to anyone else.

Not even Tamaki?

Especially not Tamaki.


15) C.C. is not allowed to be in a kitchen unsupervised for any amount of time exceeding five (5) minutes.

One time! One time, and you never let it go!

There was cheese on the ceiling, C.C.


16) C.C. is to use her own toothbrush at all times.


17) C.C. is not allowed to share a shower.

Even if hot water is limited.

And the occupant is female.

Especially if the occupant is female.


18) C.C. may not attempt to braid my hair.

It's not fair. Your hair can't be softer than mine!


19) C.C. is no longer allowed to 'hint' as to Zero's identity.


20) C.C. may not edit my logs anymore.


AN: Again, lots of sillyness.

If you recognize the idea, kudos. Credit to the idea goes to Mr. Welsh and Skippy for their lists. Google it, it's much easier.

Anyway… explanations?

1 – Just something I imagine C.C. doing when she's bored out of her mind.

2 – Obvious.

3 – The lingerie-incident is a throwback to chapter 4.

4 – That can't end well.

5 – Meh.

6 – C.C. groped Kallen to see what would happen. Kallen blushed and knocked C.C.'s hand away from her ass. Also the reason why this Kallen is somewhat reluctant to show her back to Zero.

7 – Throwback to Chapter 6's pool bribe.

8 – Just something I imagine C.C. doing to fluster Lelouch. And I don't mean full-frontal nudity. Like wrapped in only a bed sheet or something.

9 – Again, C.C. likes to tease Lulu.

10 – Meh.

11 – She cut her foot on a piece of glass. Lelouch doesn't like seeing women get hurt, because of his mother and Nunally.

12 – Yes, he does care. If it's because she's useful, his accomplice or something more? Who knows?

13 – That hair has got to take a hell of a lot of time.

14 – I'm so sorry, but once that idea popped into my head, I had to include it.

15 – Noodle incident. Trope it (a.k.a. Google 'TVTropes Noodle Incident').

16 – Just another thing I imagine C.C. doing.

17 – Just poking fun at Code Geass's tendency for Kallen's shower scenes.

18 – See note for entry 14.

19 – Remember the 'Zero is a spurned lover of the Emperor' in Rumors? C.C.'s fault for putting it in Yoshida's mind.

20 – We all know it's not going to happen.

Please let me know if you guys like these 'sillier' chapters? I'm trying to find a balance between the two types of chapters.

Read, enjoy and review. It feeds me.

~GrinGrin

PS – Only noticed it now. Experiments already has 2500 views. Damn. Thanks guys. It's now officially my second most popular story (the winner being Hormones, which has almost 3 times as much. Go figure *shrugs*).

Written: 20/12/2013

Posted: 20/12/2013

Updated: 21/12/2013