Hi guys. It's been a while; I know. But I'm just so busy! Right now I'm just procrastination from my study which urgently needs to be done but who needs chemistry when you have Harry?

KEYS

There was something about shrinking keys and muggle baiting somewhere... Probably...
And keys makes me think if Arthur Weasley know what they are which make me feel silly because he has a car so he has to so he can get it in it. Or he magically hotwires it. But he wouldn't, because you know who does that? THE MAGIC GANGSTAS! Or deatheaters as they are mostly known... Servants of Lord Voldemort or, as he calls himself, V-bomb, 'Da masta of daa wurld bruvv!'. Why are they called deatheaters? I can just imagine Lucius going OmNomNomNom, tastes like chicken! It reminds me of hoW frogs eat flies! Maybe V-bomb has a pet toad, or maybe Neville's toad is the leader of the horrifying Flyeaters!-RHIj (welcome to the associations! By far this is the random sheesh that we're looking for :P –PPX)

In Harry Potter and the Philosophers Stone, Harry goes into a room full of flying keys. Also, 'Alomahora' is a spell to unlock doors, which might have been locked with keys. And on the subject of locking, there's always Gildroy Lockheart, DADA teacher 2nd year. I Love Sirius Black

In the first book, Hagrid needed to find Harry's key for Gringots. He pulled out a dog biscuit as well. That made me think of how hungry I am. Plus there are computer keys that Mr. Weasley would want to know how to use. Sky Sailor (I hear ya! –PPX)

McGonagall's magical flying keys :D-Dharker than the Knight

Keys... OH NO! I KEEP LOSING IT! Gotta find the Keeper of the Keys Hagrid...- ElementUchihaMaster

"Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of Keys and Grounds at Hogwarts." And then he gave Dudley a tail, . . The Winged-Key in the first book, which Harry had to fly to get it. (Really glad that I'm muggle, I'd never would've gotten one of those down. I'm guessing that Me Brooms(Heights Speed) Visit to St. Mungo's -SailorBoo

It'd suck if you had to chase your car key around like Harry had to chase that key around in the first movie. You'd be late for almost everything. And where would you get a friggin flying broomstick? Maybe at the nearest convenience store, but you'd need your key for that, and it would be flying around. God, life is hard. -xxalesanaxx

Hagrid had to put moldy dog biscuts on a goblins book to find some keys -Dr Pyro

The psycho flying keys in the stone chamber-Anime-Rosalie

: Keys make me think of how I always lose mine, and that makes me think of how easy it would be to lose something in Hagrid's coat and that makes me think of how he sat on Harry's cake in the first book, and that makes me think of food and food makes me think of fanfics and those make me think of this fanfic -stabbythings (Haha true that! My keys do the aul' disappearing act more than I would like these days :P –PPX)

Hagrid is Keeper of the Keys. One of the obstacles in Sorcerer's Stone was the room full of keys. The Weasley twins didn't have a key to get out of Harry's room when they rescued him in Chamber of Secrets, so they used a hairpin. The knife that Sirius gave Harry can be used instead of a key. -Bagoosa (A million points to Gryffindor for the mention of Sirius' knife! –PPX)

I'll be Captain Obvious here and go with the flying keys in the first book.- CrazyAboutJazzy14

Rubeus Hagrid, Keeper of the Keys. Also, Flitwick charmed the flock of keys in the first book. The muggles have keys to their houses and cars. Wizards, of course, have alohamora, which might at well be a key. Honestly, I'm a little surpised that Tom Riddle's diary wasn't one of the ones with a lock ands key.- Chaotic Demon

shrinking keys as muggle baiting. enchanted flying keys. its locked we're done for!(movie/book? reference). azkaban, throw sirius in and throw away the key. Alohamora! who needs keys? Gred and Forge lockpicking.- fred2008

EYES

Harry has eyes. I think he got a love note about them being like fresh pickled toad once? Or was it gherkin, does Harry have gherkin eyes? Ewww! He would have like a themetune! Gherkin eyes! Gherkin eyes! Pickling vinegar leaks when he cries! That's mean! I swear it was going to be a cool superhero one! I got a new one! HahahaPopopoLololoYoyoyoRoro! Sung to the tune of ding dong the witch is dead! From the wizard of oz! Harry is Dorothy, Ron is Toto, Dumbledore is the nice witch or the south or something, the one who shows the yellow brick road (You know the one!), Snape is the tin man, Neville is the cowardly lion and Volemort is the Scarecrow with no brains! Ahh the adventures they would have! –RHIj (The Oz does make sense but a book called "The wizard of hogwarts" would be a bit captain obv haha –PPX)

You-know-whos eyes are red (scary!), potions sometimes have eyes in them! The whomping willow don't have any eyes... Mad-eyes eye is quite different (RIP Mad-eye). SIRIUS BLACK HAS AWESOME EYES! –Fabugal1

Aragog had lots of eyes. Combine that with all his descendants and Hogwarts would have no need of a surveillance system! Sky Sailor (Now there's a scary thought. You'd never have peace in the bathrooms again! –PPX)

"you have your mother's eyes" Severus 3 -Dharker than the Knight

Ya know, I think that with all the mentionings of Dudley's playing video games, he should've been "Four eyes" –ElementUchihaMaster

These two go without saying: Mad-Eye Moody and Sybill Trelawney! (And, this one goes without *thought All of the sarcastic remarks given by one Minerva McGonagall in response to both of them. Especially about Malfoy the Amazing Bouncing Ferret...) And Dan Radcliffe has blue eyes whereas Harry has green and Rupert Grint has green eyes whereas Ron has blue. It's all backwards land at the Warner Bro.'s set.- SailorBoo (I think Ginny's eyes are the wrong colour as well but nobody really gives a shit about her, do they :P –PPX)

It bothers me alot when Harry is supposed to have green eyes and that Radcliffe dude's eyes are blue. It's like puppet pals: BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER BOTHER. BotherrBrother. Brother bother me. It'd be completely pointless to keep referencing that his eyes look like his mother's if Dan's eyes were Hazel like his dad's were. Oh and today I saw my friend Dan at the mall. Well anyways, Dan Radcliffe's blue eyes bother me so much that it's not funny.- xxalesanaxx (I feel your pain. I really, really do. –PPX)

-Snape and his weird eye obsession, Mad-EYE Moody and his Byakugan!- Anime-Rosalie

Every one has eyes. That makes me think of spiders and that makes me wonder who's the mom of all Aragorg's babies. And that makes me think of Shelob. And that makes me wonder if that's who Aragorg had babies wit-stabbythings (Haha Shelob always makes me think of Aragog! –PPX)

Argus Filch is named after Argus from Greek mythology, who is covered by eyes. The characters with the most noted eyes are Harry (and Lily by association) and Professor Dumbledore. Snape and Hagrid both have dark eyes. Hermione, Ginny, and Mrs. Weasley all have brown eyes. Ron and Luna have blue eyes. Draco and Siirius have grey eyes. Luna is noted for her big eyes, and Professor Trelawney, her magnifyed eyes.- Bagoosa (For the mention of the first peacock Argus you get BEST ANSWER! Ihadnt thought of that until I just read it there!-PPX)

Just how many people told Harry he's the picture of his father, but with his mother's eyes? Siriusly (haha, I've always DREAMED of spelling "seriously" like that), it's cute and all (I get a bit emotional every time), but he must have heard that one too many times. Also, the Basilisk can kill you just by staring at you, and once she's been blinded by Fawkes, she loses her best weapon. Yes, I think the Basilisk is a she. Males are supposed to have a red feather on their heads. Was that one ever described as having it? Not that I know of.- CrazyAboutJazzy14 (I can safely say I have learned a basilisk fact today! my mother will be so proud. –PPX)

Everyone has eyes in Harry Potter, the acromantuala especially. Beatle eyes were five knuts a scoop in the first book. Mad-eye Moody. Considering the time when he grew up and his idea for having more than one horcrux, I'm fairly certain that Tom Riddle read The Lord of the Rings at some point, and, as we all know, Sauron is a giant eye for most of it.- Chaotic Demon (hadn't considered that, but now that you mention it Voldy does seem like the fanboy type. –PPX)

.you look like your father, but you have your mother's eyes(harry). He looked into his eyes before he died, his mother's eyes(snape). those creepy eyes, i wish i could blink, it's as if those eyes could see right through you(olivander). His eyes were twinking away (dumbledore). Voldemort had his eyes on the prize and his target...world domination and ending of one harry potter. His electric blue eye swirled around at dizzying speed, looking for trouble as if expecting it to jump out and announce itself...CONSANT VIGILANCE! the electric blue eye stared out of the keyhole, looks like constant vigilance didn't work out for him that time...poor moody.- fred2008

SWAMP

The colour of Harry's eyes! Fresh pickled swamp! I wonder what that tastes like! Ewww! I bet its icky! Do they have a swamp in Hogwarts? Why is Hogwarts called Hogwarts? Did a random pig roll in the swamp with warts on the founders were just like yeah! What a cool name for a school? I mean seriously! What? And Hufflepuff colours! Why are they black and yellow! The emblem is a badger! Shouldn't it be black and white! And Hufflepuff! What a ridiclulus name! It sounds like someone sneezed! -RHIj

Harry and Ron seemed to be swamped with homework, but Hermione got hers done just fine. And don't toads live in swamps? If so, Umbridge belongs there -Sky Sailor

Swamp Gred Forge's amazing corridor swamp :D -Dharker than the Knight

The Weasley twins... did the professors ever get the swamp out, fifth year? -ElementUchihaMaster

Fred and George's Portable Swamp... I'm thinking that there was bound to be at least one swamp mishap on the Trio's "Horcrux Camping Trip" that was omitted from the book. I mean, how heroic would our heroes be after falling face-first into a swamp? Not very awe-inspiring, in my opinion.- SailorBoo (Not at all as awe inspiring as that awkward scene when pretend Harry-and-Hermione are naked in Ron's imagination. –PPX)

My favourite (why am I using the British keyboard on my iPod again?) Pokemon is a SWAMPert. Well anyways, I live in a town that used to be a giant swamp. And theres horse races here too, and horses make me think of those thestrals or like Harry's patronus. Thestrals look more like a black horse that was underfed. I mean really. And Harry's patronus is a stag, and that's an ice skating move. Imagine Harry on ice skates...- xxalesanaxx

Fred and George and their brilliance!- Anime-Rosalie

Swamps make me thing of bugs and bugs make me think of rats and rats make me think of Peter Petigrew. He makes me think of Voldy and that makes me want to stab them both -_-stabbythings

The professors like to swamp the students with work.- Bagoosa

The natural habitat of Hinkypunks, I believe. And how could I ever forget Fred and George's epic swamp (that Flitwick could get rid of in ten seconds or so, but apparently he was feeling lazy)? Heck, a little bit of it was even kept there and roped off as a monument to the Troublemakers-in-Chief! -CrazyAboutJazzy14 (Hah! Classic Gred and Forge. –PPX)

Well, a swamp is like a bog. I wonder if there's a Bog of Eternal Stench under Gringotts... -Chaotic Demon

portable swamp, joke product, WWW, Tim the tentacle monster(Larceny, leechery, and luna lovegood- Rorschacks blot), home of them red cappas or something...was mentioned in prisoner of azkaban maybe?- fred2008

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Tablecloth

Pencilcase

Pencils

I've forgotten just how bloody long it takes to do one of these chapters! It takes a while, trust me.

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