Authors Note: Let's start off with q sombre, I own nothing, today shall we? Alright then, I own nothing! So hi guys, I'm trying to make my chapters longer it's fucking hard! I will endeavour to make each chapter longer then the next, that cool? Good. Hope you enjoy! Love Impala Girl/ Misha's #No.1Minion

Sometimes little brothers take it too far. Or that's what Dean had decided, when Sammy reminded the older hunter, for the hundredth time, about falling asleep on Cas' lap. Charlie giggled from where she was lounging on the couch, watching Sword Art Online, and cuddling up to Althea. 'He's just in love Sammy,' the red head proclaimed. 'Head over heels,' All chimed in, wearing a shit eating grin. Dean half growled, digging his nails into the wood of the kitchen table. 'I fucking hate you guys, I fell asleep on Cas by accident. Get that into your thick heads.' Sam coughed, looking up from where he was leaning against the fridge reading a book on Devil Craft. 'Oh we know that, it's just it's kind of obvious that you want to fuck Cas.' 'Fuck me?' Dean cringed as Cas' gravelly voice rang through the room. The angel really needed to learn to use a doorbell. 'Who wants to fuck me Sam?' Sam shrugged dismissively, 'oh it's of no import Cas'. You just carry on being that innocent little Angel you are.' Cas' face screwed up in a look of slight annoyance, 'I'm not innocent or little Sam. I've killed fellow Angels; I know that is not innocent. After all I am an Angel of the Lord.' None of the four other people in the room had ever seen Cas' so aggressive over a subject. Well accept Dean that is, he quite knew how aggressive Cas' could get. Being pinned to a wall and yelled at will get that across to you. Dean almost groaned, when he put it that away, it sounded way to sexual. The older hunter brushed his thoughts to the side, 'Sammy didn't mean it that way Cas, he was just teasing, ignore him.' Both Sam and Charlie shot Dean a triumphant look. 'Yeah,' Althea drawled from the couch, 'that's exactly what Dean wants us to do. Drop the subject like good little puppies.' She gave the hunter a smug smile, 'news flash 'andsome, not gonna happen.' Dean grunted, he liked Althea's sense of humour, that is, when he wasn't on the receiving end. Cas frowned, 'none of this answers my question. Who wants to fuck me?' Dean opened his mouth to answer- 'Dean.' Charlie blurted out and she, Althea and Sam burst into howls of laughter as Dean grew red. Cas looked down at the hunter, a slight gleam of hope in his eyes not missed by All. Dean coughed, this was going far to down the uncomfortable 'path.' 'Uh, Cas, buddy, I see you as a brother, you know that. We've discussed this before.' Dean missed how Cas' face fell, but once more Althea didn't. The Angel nodded, 'very well. I must be off. I only came to check up on you.' Dean looked away, 'alright-` but the Angel was already gone. Leaving the hunter alone to defend himself against the onslaughts of Sam and Charlies teasing. Only Althea sat silently on the couch, pondering over the look in Cas' eyes.