Ultimate Total Pokemon Island Chapter 10: Epsiode 10: Sing a Song of Pokemon, a Pokémon + Total Drama series Crossover fanfic

Here's another episode of UTPI.

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING, but this story.

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"Well, we lost Klang", said Honchkrow. "What do we do now?"

"Meh, it'll probably have no effect on us", said Lairon. "We can still work on the plan."

"Lairon, aren't you even a little bit worried that we could be found out?" asked Honchkrow. "We don't even know why Klang was eliminated."

"Maybe the others thought he was useless", said Lairon, shrugging her shoulders.

Honchkrow sighed. "Well has the list order changed?"

"No, Zoroark is still on the chopping block for the team", said Lairon.

"Are we sabotaging again?" asked Honchkrow.

"No…because I know you won't do it", said Lairon.

"True."

"Well, let's just go get some sleep", said Lairon walking away.

Honchkrow shrugged his shoulders and followed her.

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"I just wanna know how and why Klang was eliminated, that's it", said Honchkrow. "Lairon's happy that he's gone anyway, I can tell."

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Houndoom decided to take a small walk around the campgrounds so he could know where everything was and what else was hidden around the island.

He was looking around in the forest and he heard a rustling in the bushes. He got in a defensive position and stared at the bush. Something came out of the bush and tackled him. Houndoom looked up and was shocked at who it was, Absol.

Absol looked down at Houndoom and immediately jumped up off of him. Houndoom got up and looked at her.

"What are you doing here?"

Absol gave him a look. "Why do you need to know?"

"You just tackled me for no reason!" he shouted. "I think I deserve an explanation!"

"Well, for your information, I was trying to find out what other places Raikou and Entei have hidden here so I can already know where to go, and not have to follow you and the others."

"Wow, what a coincidence, I was doing the same thing."

Absol gave him a look of disbelief. "Coincidence my ass! You followed me didn't you?!" shouted Absol.

"What the-I told your ass that I didn't care anymore!"

"That's what all of you guys say", said Absol. "You're just like the rest of them."

Houndoom was about to leave, but he turned back around, anger evident in his eyes. "What the hell is that supposed to mean?!

"You act all nice so that girls will want to be around you and as soon as you get them you abuse them!"

"What the hell-where did that come from?!" asked Houndoom.

"I can just tell by the way you keep trying to talk and be with me", said Absol. "But I'll just tell you this, it won't work."

Houndoom thought for a moment and smirked before walking towards Absol. Absol gasped and started backing up.

"You know what's funny Absol? You said that I act nice so I can get you to like me, but I haven't been able to talk to you except in the fear challenge…and now', said Houndoom as he closed in on her.

Absol started whimpering and backed up against a tree.

"And…you also said that you were scared of Houndoom, but here I am and…you were talking to me", said Houndoom grinning.

Absol gasped and looked away as Houndoom got closer to her.

"I think that shows that you're getting over your fear huh?" he asked, nuzzling her fur.

Absol softly moaned as Houndoom continued nuzzling her. She gasped and scratched him, but he didn't stop.

"And… I also figured out that I don't need to try to talk to you or be nice to get you to like me, instead I'm gonna use the direct approach", said Houndoom, grinning.

"W-what?"

In response, Houndoom locked his muzzle to hers. Absol was shocked and scared at about what she thought would happen. This was her first kiss, even though she was raped before. Absol was trying to scratch and push Houndoom off of her, but she found herself getting more and more into the kiss.

Unlike others of his kind, Houndoom was gentle and didn't get rough or cause her pain. Absol found herself moaning into the kiss as it was as loving and passionate, two feelings she never felt before. Houndoom broke the kiss and looked in her eyes, with her doing the same with his.

"So…are you over your fear?" asked Houndoom.

Absol nodded her head.

"Okay, good", said Houndoom. "Now, let's get going before the intercom goes off."

Absol smiled mischievously and tackled Houndoom again.

"I thought you were over your fear", he said, exasperated, but he was shocked at what happened next.

Absol locked her muzzle back to his, wrapping her paws around his neck. Houndoom wrapped his paws around her waist as they continued the lip lock.

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All of the campers were still asleep and oblivious to everything around them, when suddenly-

BBOOOOOOOMMMMM! – An explosion was heard.

All of the campers woke up, and all of them started hearing screams. All of the campers ran out of their cabins, except for the guys on the Dialgas'.

"Where did that scream come from?" asked Swanna.

The screams were heard again, and it was now clear that they were coming from the guys' cabin.

"What's going on in there?" asked Swablu.

As that question was asked, Drilbur popped up from underneath the Earth.

"What's going on?" asked Sigilyph.

"Farfetch'd and Vibrava went crazy because of the explosion and now they're trying to kill the others", said Drilbur. "Yeah, and I escaped so I wouldn't face the wrath."

"Wait, why did Vibrava go crazy?" asked Swanna.

"Um…I don't know."

Kirlia groaned. "Hold on, I'll fix it."

Kirlia closed her eyes and suddenly, the guys' cabin door was open and all of them were being tossed out via Psychic.

"So…did Farfetch'd and Vibrava kill any of you?" asked Lairon.

"Luckily, no…but they're still crazy", said Ferroseed as Farfetch'd came running towards him, hitting him with his stalk and launching him in the air.

"Oh for the love of-", said Krabby, before she used Water Gun, snapping Farfetch'd out of his trance.

"Ow…what happened?" asked Farfetch'd before getting slammed by Vibrava.

"Enemy down", said Vibrava in a husky voice, before getting sprayed in the face like Farfetch'd. "What happened?"

"What do you think?" asked Crawdaunt, covered in bruises.

All of the guys from their team glared at them, except Drilbur.

Farfetch'd and Vibrava laughed sheepishly as Ferroseed fell back down to the ground, striking Vibrava's head, changing him back into Doh.

Suddenly, the intercom turned on. "HOW DID YOU LIKE THE NEW AWAKENING METHOD WE HAVE?!"

"Farfetch'd and Vibrava almost killed us!" shouted Carracosta.

"I KNOW THAT'S WHY WE DID IT!" shouted Raikou from the intercom. "NOW, GET TO THE STAGE FOR THE NEXT CHALLENGE!"

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"Durr", guffawed Vibrava before taking a deep breath. "Damn it, I didn't think Virgil would come out. I actually have nine personalities. I just didn't think that they'd also come out."

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Everyone, including Houndoom and Absol went to the stage area. Quilava, Ninetales, Flaaffy, and Mightyena all went over to Absol.

"What happened? I thought you were scared of him", said Quilava.

"Well…we both left the cabin so we could know where everything was on this island, but then when we saw each other, and started arguing. Then, he started talking about that I was facing my fear by talking to him and that he needed to try a direct approach to fully break me out of my fear…then we kissed."

"Whoa, that's really sweet", said Flaaffy. "I feel jealous."

"Why?" asked Mightyena.

"Because you girls have single guys you love", said Flaaffy. "Mightyena, you're with Luxray, Absol, you're with Houndoom now, I suppose, Quilava is with Pupitar, and Ninetales, we all know you like Arcanine from the way that you always look at him."

Ninetales blushed.

"Come on Flaaffy, you'll find someone", said Quilava.

"I hope so", said Flaaffy.

"Alright, campers", said Raikou as he and Entei approached them. "It's time for the next challenge, singing!"

"I'm outta here", said Vibrava as he started leaving.

"You can't leave or we'll eliminate you from the competition", said Raikou.

Vibrava stopped and made his way back towards the others, mumbling something.

"Alright, me and Entei have written the names of random songs and put them inside this cowboy hat", said Raikou as Entei held up a hat. "You have to choose a song, learn the lyrics, and then perform it for Entei and I to judge."

"What if more than one person can sing the song you choose?" asked Carracosta.

"What do you mean?' asked Raikou.

"I mean, one song sometimes had two or more singers, does that apply here?"

"Well, it means more embarrassment, so of course it does", said Raikou. "You can choose someone to help you with your song, but they must help you, no matter what and they still have to sing their own song after or before their turn."

"Alright, enough talk, just grab the song and get it over with."

Everyone grabbed a song from the cowboy hat. Some were happy with their songs, others weren't.

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"What the fuck?" asked Swellow.

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"I hate my life", said Ferroseed.

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"What the-" said Quilava.

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"Uh…ok?" asked Cinccino.

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"Wow, it kinda suits me", said Drilbur.

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"Of course…" said Farfetch'd.

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"Naturally", said Lairon smiling.

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After about fifteen minutes of practicing their songs, Raikou and Entei stopped them and told them to come out. Raikou started explaining the rules.

"Okay, when it's your turn, you must tell us the name of your song, and choose the people you want to help you. The stage will play the beat that goes with the song you say so don't worry. When you finish, we'll rank how well you did from 1 to 10. The team with the most points wins." said Raikou. "Now, the Palkias have the most players, so we're gonna have them go first so we can them over with."

"Crap", said Honchkrow .

"Okay, Pupitar; you're first, so everyone else can come sit behind us", said Raikou.

Everyone else got off of the stage, leaving Pupitar alone. He gulped in nervousness.

"Okay Pupitar, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Um…I had, "Glad You Came" by The Wanted."

"Okay, do you want anyone to help you?" asked Raikou.

"Um…", said Pupitar as he looked at his team. Most of them were shaking their heads. "No."

"Okay then, anytime you're ready", said Raikou.

Pupitar gulped.

The sun goes down

The stars come out

And all that countsIs here and now

My universe will never be the same

I'm glad you came

You cast a spell on me, spell on me

You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me

And I decided you look well on me, well on me

So let's go somewhere no one else can see, you and me

Turn the lights out now

Now I'll take you by the hand

Hand you another drink

Drink it if you can

Can you spend a little time

Time is slipping away

Away from us so stay,

Stay with me I can make,

Make you glad you came

The sun goes down

The stars come out

And all that countsIs here and now

My universe will never be the same

I'm glad you cameI'm glad you came

You cast a spell on me, spell on me

You hit me like the sky fell on me, fell on me

And I decided you look well on me, well on me

So let's go somewhere no one else can see, you and me

Turn the lights out now

Now I'll take you by the hand

Hand you another drink

Drink it if you can

Can you spend a little time

Time is slipping away

Away from us so stay

Stay with me I can make,

Make you glad you came

The sun goes down

The stars come out

And all that countsIs here and now

My universe will never be the same

I'm glad you came

So glad you came

I'm glad you came

The sun goes down

The stars come out

And all that countsIs here and now

My universe will never be the same

I'm glad you came

"Nice job Pupitar", said Raikou. "I give it a 9."

"It was alright, I'll give it a 7."

Pupitar smiled and bounced off of the stage. He sat next to his team, but not before getting a kiss from Quilava. He blushed a blood red.

"Alright, Quilava you're up", said Raikou, turning around.

"Wish me luck", she said as she went up onto the stage.

"What song?" asked Raikou.

"Irreplaceable" by Beyoncé", she replied.

"Hmmm…alright", said Raikou. "Who do you want to help you?"

"No one", said Quilava.

"Okay, go on", said Raikou.

Quilava breathed.

To the left

Mmmm to the left, to the left

Everything you own in the box to the left

In the closet, that's my stuff

Yes, if I bought it, baby, please don't touch (don't touch)

And keep talking that mess, that's fine

Could you walk and talk, at the same time?

And it's my name that's on that jag

So go move your bags, let me call you a cab

Standing in the front yard, telling me

How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout

How I'll never ever find a man like you

You got me twisted

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you in a minute

Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you by tomorrow

So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

You're irreplaceable?

So go ahead and get gone

Call up that chick, and see if she's home

Oops I bet you thought, that I didn't know

What did you think I was putting you out for?

Because you was untrue

Rolling her around in the car that I bought you

Baby, drop them keys

Hurry up, before your taxi leaves

Standing in the front yard, telling me

How I'm such a fool, talking 'bout

How I'll never ever find a man like you

You got me twisted

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you in a minute

Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me

I will have another you by tomorrow

So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

You're irreplaceable (irreplaceable)

So since I'm not your everything (irreplaceable)

How about I'll be nothing (nothing)

Nothing at all to you (nothing, nothing)

Baby I won't shed a tear for you (I won't shed a tear for you)

I won't lose a wink of sleep (a wink of sleep)

'Cause the truth of the matter is (truth is)

Replacing you is so easy

To the left, to the left

Mmmm

To the left, to the left

Everything you own in the box to the left

To the left, to the left

Don't you ever for a second get to thinking

You're irreplaceable

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you in a minute

Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute (baby)

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you by tomorrow

So don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

You must not know 'bout me (baby)

You must not know 'bout me

I can have another you in a minute

Matter fact, he'll be here in a minute

You can pack allyour bags we're finished (you must not know 'bout me)

'Cause you made your bed now lay in it (you must not know 'bout me)

I could have another you by tomorrow

Don't you ever for a second get to thinkin'

You're irreplaceable

"Okay that was great. I'll give you an 8", said Raikou.

"9", said Entei. "Because you're a fire-type and that was great."

Quilava smiled and got off of the stage.

"Alright, Rufflet, you're up", said Raikou.

"Um…no thanks", said Rufflet.

"Come on Rufflet", said Wooper.

"No way man", said Rufflet. "The song I have is very close to how my life is."

"Come on Rufflet, it can't be that bad", said Swanna.

Rufflet turned away.

"Rufflet, if you don't get up there, I will kill you", said Lairon.

Rufflet immediately flew onto the stage, away from Lairon.

"What's your song?" asked Raikou.

Rufflet sighed. "I'm Just a Kid" by Simple Plan."

"Do you want help?" asked Raikou.

"No, I'll face my own torture."

"Okay then, when you're ready."

Rufflet sighed in depression.

I woke up it was 7

I waited till 11

To figure out that no one would call

I think I've got a lot of friends but I don't hear from them

What's another night all alone?

When your spending everyday on your own

And here it goes

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid, I know that it's not fair

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is

Having more fun than me

Tonight

And maybe when the night is dead

I'll crawl into my bed

Staring at these 4 walls again

I'll try to think about the last time, I had a good time

Everyone's got somewhere to go

And they're gonna leave me here on my own and here it goes

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is

Having more fun than me

What the hell is wrong with me?

Don't fit in with anybody

How did this happen to me?

Wide awake I'm bored and I can't fall asleep

And every night is the worst night ever

I'm just a kid

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is nobody wants to be alone in the world

I'm just a kid and life is a nightmare

I'm just a kid, I know that its not fair

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is nobody wants to be alone in the world

Nobody cares, cause I'm alone and the world is

Having more fun than me

Tonight

I'm all alone tonight

Nobody cares tonight

Cause I'm just a kid tonight

"Wow, Rufflet", said Wooper, slightly saddened.

"That was depressing", said Raikou. " But you sang the song well so…7."

"I love the misery of others, you get a 9."

"Gee thanks", said Rufflet incredulously as he flew back to the cabins.

"Oh boy…" said Swanna.

"Alright, Absol; you're up", said Raikou.

Absol, who was lying next to Houndoom, got up and leapt onto the stage.

"Alright, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Bring me to life" by Evanescence", said Absol.

"Okay, do you want help?" asked Raikou.

Absol looked at Houndoom and smiled. "Houndoom."

"What?"

"Houndoom, get up here!" said Raikou.

Houndoom sighed and got up. He jumped onto the stage and sat next to Absol. "Why did you choose me?" he whispered

"I just wanted my new boyfriend to help", whispered Absol mischievously. "And if he did, there was gonna be great reward in return", she finished seductively.

Houndoom's eyes widened and he smiled back at her.

"Alright, you guys can start", said Raikou.

Houndoom looked at Absol.

Absol: How can you see into my eyes like open doors?

Leading you down into my core

Where I've become so numb

Without a soul, my spirit's sleeping somewhere cold

Until you find it there and lead it back home

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Call my name and save me from the dark

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Bid my blood to run

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Before I come undone

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Save me from the nothing I've become

Absol: Now that I know what I'm without

You can't leave me

Breathe into me and make me real

Bring me to life

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Call my name and save me from the dark

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Bid my blood to run

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Before I come undone

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Save me from the nothing I've become

Absol: Bring me to life

Houndoom: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside

Absol: Bring me to life

Absol: Frozen inside without your touch

Without your love darling

Only you are life among the dead

Houndoom: All this time I can't believe I couldn't see

Kept in the dark but you were there in front of me

Absol: I've been sleeping a thousand years it seems

Got to open my eyes to everything

Houndoom: Without a thought, without a voice, without a soul

Absol: Don't let me die here

Houndoom: There must be something more

Absol: Bring me to life

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Wake me up inside

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Call my name and save me from the dark

Houndoom: Wake me up!

Absol: Bid my blood to run

Houndoom: I can't wake up!

Absol: Before I come undone

Houndoom: Save me!

Absol: Save me from the nothing I've become

Absol: Bring me to life

Houndoom: I've been living a lie, there's nothing inside

Absol: Bring me to life

After they finished, the rest of the players were cheering. They smiled at each other.

"You really have brought me to life", whispered Absol.

Houndoom smiled as they locked their muzzles together.

"Wow you two, that was beautiful", said Raikou. "Houndoom, because it wasn't your song, you get no points; Absol, you get a 10 because it was fitting song for you."

"8", said Entei. "It may have mentioned love, but I saw the video and the girl fell off of the building at the end, so…"

"Alright then, Absol you're done, Houndoom it's your turn so stay up there", said Raikou as Houndoom was about to jump off of the stage.

"Damn it, are you serious?" asked Houndoom.

"Yeah", said Raikou.

Houndoom growled and sat back on the stage.

"Song?"

"Misery by Good Charlotte", he muttered.

"Any help?"

"No"

"Alright, start", said Entei.

Take a look around, don't you see it

See that you are the only real face in the room

No one here has a clue what you're feelin'

Don't feel bad, keep your sadness alive

Look at all these happy people

Living their lives

Look at all these plastic people

There's nothing inside

Look at all these shallow people

Telling their lives

Look at all these empty people, people

Don't you know

That misery loves company?

Yeah, I heard

That misery was looking for me

Happiness, is a face that don't look good on me

Yeah, I heard

That misery comes looking for me

Whoa, misery's my company

Whoa, misery is looking for me

Looking for me

The hands are up now

Everybody singin'

Everybody's movin'

They've programmed their feelings

Their synchronizin' and criticizin'

Don't feel bad

Keep your sadness alive

Look at all these happy people

Living their lives

Look at all these plastic people

They're dying inside

Look at all these shallow people

Telling their lives

Look at all these empty people, people

Don't you know

That misery loves company?

Yeah, I heard

That misery was looking for me

Happiness, is a face that don't look good on me

Yeah, I heard

That misery comes looking for me

Whoa, misery's my company

Whoa, misery is looking for me

Don't you know this misery loves me

Loves me

So you're tired of running

You're tired of hurting

You're tired of living in their lie

You're tired of listening

You're tired of hurting

Keep your sadness alive, alive, alive

Don't you know

That misery loves company?

Yeah, I heard

That misery was looking for me

Happiness, is a face that don't look good on me

Yeah, I heard

That misery comes looking for me

Don't you know

That misery loves company?

Yeah, I heard

That misery was looking for me

Happiness, is a face that don't look good on me

Yeah, I heard

That misery comes looking for me

Whoa, misery's my company

Whoa, misery is looking for me

"Well…that's the best song for a depressed person or a dark-type", said Raikou. "9"

"Yeah, Rufflet should've gotten that song", said Entei. "But it was good, and because you're a fire-type…9."

Houndoom nodded and jumped off of the stage.

"Alright…Flaaffy", said Raikou.

Flaaffy hesitantly made her way to the stage. She shook with nervousness.

"Um…I have "Crazy in Love" by Beyoncé", she said timidly.

"Okay then", said Raikou. "Help?"

"Yes! Pupitar", said Flaaffy.

"Okay then", said Raikou.

Flaaffy gulped nervously as Pupitar hopped on the stage.

"I can't believe I have to do this again", said Pupitar.

"Ah, get over it you already have your points already", said Entei. "Now shut up and sing."

Pupitar sighed.

Pupitar: Yes!

It's so crazy right now!

Most incredibly, it's ya girl, Flaaffy

It's ya boy young

Flaaffy: You ready?

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

Pupitar: Yea

History in the making

Part 2, it's so crazy right now

Flaaffy: I look and stare so deep in your eyes

I touch on you more and more every time

When you leave I'm begging you not to go

Call your name two or three times in a row

Such a funny thing for me to try to explain

How I'm feeling and my pride is the one to blame

'Cuz I know I don't understand

Just how your love you're doing no one else can

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's

Got me looking so crazy right now (in love)

Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch

Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)

Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss

Got me hoping you'll save me right now

Looking so crazy in love's

Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love

Uh oh, uh oh, uh oh, oh no no

When I talk to my friends so quietly

Who he think he is? Look at what you did to me

Tennis shoes, don't even need to buy a new dress

If you ain't there ain't nobody else to impress

The way that you know what I thought I knew

It's the beat my heart skips when I'm with you

But I still don't understand

Just how the love you're doing no one else can

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's

Got me looking so crazy right now, (you're in love)

Got me looking so crazy right now (oh crazy)

Got me looking so crazy right now (love)

Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (hey)

Got me hoping you'll save me right now

Looking so crazy in love's (hey)

Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love

I'm looking so crazy in loves

Got me looking, got me looking

Got me looking so crazy in love

Pupitar: Young How, ya'll know when the flow is loco

Young Fee and the R-O-C, uh oh

Ol' G, big homie, the one and only

Stick bony, but the pocket fat like Tony

Soprano the rock handle like Van Axel

I shake phony's man, you can't get next to

The genuine article I do not sing though

I sling though, if anything I bling yo

Star like Ringo

Roll with the usual reps

You're crazy bring your whole set

Jay-P in the range

Crazy and deranged

They can't figure him out

They're like "Hey is he insane?"

Yes sir I'm cut from a different cloth

My texture is the best fur, I'm chinchilla

Been dealing with chain smokers

How you think I got the name Hova?

I've been reala'

The game's over

Fall back young, ever since the label changed over to platinum

The game's been wrap, one!

Flaaffy: Got me looking so crazy, my baby

I'm not myself, lately I'm foolish,

I don't do this

I've been playing myself, baby I don't care

'Cuz your love's got the best of me

And baby you're making a fool a fool of me

You got me sprung and I don't care who sees

'Cuz baby you got me, you got me so crazy baby

HEY!

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's (oh love)

Got me looking so crazy right now, (lookin' crazy)

Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch

Got me looking so crazy right now

Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss (baby)

Got me hoping you'll save me right now (baby)

Looking so crazy in love's (whoa)

Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love (whoa)

Got me looking so crazy right now, your love's

Got me looking so crazy right now (your love)

Got me looking so crazy right now, your touch

Got me looking so crazy right now (your touch)

Got me hoping you'll page me right now, your kiss

Got me hoping you'll save me right now

Looking so crazy in love's

Got me looking, got me looking so crazy in love

At the end of the Flaaffy kissed Pupitar, making everyone stare in shock, including Flaaffy and Pupitar. Pupitar looked at Quilava, she had tears in her eyes and she ran off.

"Quilava, wait!" shouted Pupitar as he followed her.

"That was bad", said Cinccino. "I hope Quilava's okay."

"Yeah, but we don't care", said Raikou. "Flaaffy, you get a 7 from me."

"9, because you made someone cry", said Entei smiling.

Flaaffy blushed like mad because of what just happened and simply jumped off of the stage.

"Alright Honchkrow, you're next", said Raikou.

Honchkrow flew onto the stage.

"Alright, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Shoplifter by Green Day", said Honchkrow.

"Okay then, get started", said Raikou.

Honchkrow began the short song.

Shoplifter you'll never learn

When you commit the crime

Shoplifter you're getting burned

And now you gotta do the time

It's a 1, 2, 3 on the felony

Well not everything is free

Now that you served the community

It's the life of a petty thief

It's not considered stealing

Unless you're getting caught

But you've been caught stealing

Tryin' to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter you'll never learn

What hides behind your back

Not a burglar or a bank robber

Just a kleptomaniac

It's not considered stealing

Unless you're getting caught

But you've been caught stealing

Tryin' to take something you haven't got

Shoplifter you'll never learn

When you commit the crime

Shoplifter you're getting burned

And now you gotta do the time

Oh now you gotta do the time

Well now you gotta do the time

"Nice job Honchkrow, you hit the notes perfectly", said Raikou. "9"

"It was great when it was talking about jail and stealing", said Entei. "9"

"Hey, that's the perks of being a dark-type", said Honchkrow as he flew off the stage.

"Pidgeotto, you're up", said Raikou.

As Honchkrow landed next to her, she smiled at him and flew onto the stage.

"What's your song?" asked Raikou.

"2 Become 1" by The Spice Girls", said Pidgeotto.

Both Entei and Raikou's eyes widened.

"Nope, I'm just gonna give you a 5, just don't sing that song!"

"Same here", said Entei.

Pidgeotto smiled at getting free points. She flew off of the stage. Singing wasn't really her thing anything.

"Alright…Xatu, come on", said Raikou.

Xatu flew onto the stage.

"Alright, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Past, Present, Future" by Shangri-Las", he answered.

"Um…are you sure?" asked Raikou.

"Indubitably", said Xatu.

"Alright then, start", said Raikou. "Do you want help?"

"No", said Xatu. "I will accept my embarrassment alone."

"Ok..."

Past

Past, well now let me tell you about the past

Past is filled with silent joys and broken toys

Laughing girls and teasing boys

Was I ever in love? I called it love- I mean, it felt like love

There were moments when, well, there were moments when.

Present

Go out with you? Why not?

Do I like to dance? Of course

Take a walk along the beach tonight? I'd love to

But don't try to touch me, don't try to touch me

'Cause that will never happen again

Shall we dance?

The Future

Tomorrow? Well tomorrow's a long way off

Maybe someday-

"Okay, enough!" shouted Raikou, holding his 'ears'. "That song's terrible…it's not even a song. 2"

"Same here, it sucked", said Entei. "0; I would say -2, but it's not between 1 and 10."

Xatu stared at the sun, oblivious to everything around him and not caring about his score.

"Someone get him off of the stage", said Raikou. "And when he's off, it's your turn Swanna."

000

Quilava was in the girls' cabin crying into her pillow. The one guy she truly loved kissed another girl. She was heartbroken.

Pupitar had followed her towards the cabin and began beating on the door. "Quilava! Please come out, we can talk about this!"

Quilava stopped crying as her emotions turned from sadness to anger. Her flames ignited and she walked towards the door. She yanked the door open.

"Talk about what? How you betrayed me? How you sang with her even though you're with me? How you two kissed?!" yelled Quilava angrily.

"Quilava, she kissed me", said Pupitar. "I love you."

"I'm supposed to believe that? She basically said that she loved you!" shouted Quilava.

"Yeah, but I don't love her", said Pupitar.

Quilava growled at him, tears forming in her eyes. "We're done."

"What?' asked Pupitar softly.

"We're done!" she shouted. "I don't ever wanna talk to you again!"

Pupitar stood firm and looked at her with a glare. "No. We're not done."

"Yes we are, I just said so", said Quilava.

"And I just said that we aren't", said Pupitar. "Quilava, I love you more than life itself, and we've gotten along very well these past few weeks and we developed a very nice relationship. You're willing to give up all of that because another girl kissed me, even though I don't have feelings for her?"

This enraged Quilava, he was trying to make her seem like the bad one. "Get away before I hurt you", she growled.

"You won't do anything", said Pupitar. "I can see into your eyes. You still love me."

"No I don't", she said as she pounced on him.

She began hitting him. Pupitar rolled her off of him and started dodging her attacks. She was using Flamethrower, Eruption, and Flame Wheel over and over again, trying to hurt him.

Finally, a Flamethrower hit him, knocking him hard against a tree. He groaned and opened his eyes slightly as Quilava approached him, anger in her eyes. As she climbed on his body, she opened her mouth and readied a Flamethrower, determined to really end him.

Pupitar immediately leaned forward and gave her a passionate kiss (I know it's not possible; but you can't tame me!) Quilava stopped her Flamethrower and moaned into the kiss. Suddenly, both of them began glowing.

000

Swanna had just finished her song, "Live Your Life" by Rihanna, with help from Wooper and was now waiting for her score.

"6", said Raikou.

"Meh, it was alright, 5"

"Alright, Swanna you're done", said Raikou. "Wooper, stay up there."

Swanna flew off of the stage and sat down next to everyone else.

"Alright Wooper, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"I Like To Move It" by Reel 2 Real."

"I love that song", said Entei.

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

All girls all over the world

Original Mad Stuntman pon ya case man

I love how all the girls a move them body

And when ya move ya body and move it

Nice and sweet and sexy, alright!

Woman, ya cute and you don't need no make up

Original cute body you a mek man mud up

Woman, ya cute and you don't need no make up

Original cute body you a mek man mud up

Woman! Physically fit, psychically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Physically fit, psychically fit,

Physically, physically, physically fit

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big Titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic

Big ship on de ocean that a big Titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, fantastic

Big ship on de ocean that a big Titanic

Woman! Ya nice, sweet, energetic

Big ship on de ocean that a big Titanic

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

Woman, ya cute and you don't need no make up

Original cute body you a mek man mud up

Woman, ya cute and you don't need no make up

Original cute body you a mek man mud up

Eye liner pon ya a mek man mud up

Nose powder pon ya face a mek man mud up

Pluck ya eyebrow pon ya face a mek man mud up

Gal ya lipstick pon ya face a mek man mud up

Woman ya nice broad face and ya nice hip

Make man flip and bust them lip

Woman ya nice an energetic

Big ship pon de ocean like a big Titanic

Woman ya nice broad face and ya nice hip

Make man flip and bust them lip

Woman ya nice and energetic

Big ship de ocean like a big Titanic, woman.

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

I like to move it, move it

Ya like to (Move it!)

"10", said Raikou.

"10", said Entei. "That song's so funny with the accent."

"Whoa, perfect score!" cheered Wooper. "Thanks!" he said as he did a front flip off of the stage, landing on his face.

"Okay, you get 5 more points for that", said Entei, laughing.

"Zoroark, come on."

Zoroark got on the stage and smiled at Lucario.

"Alright, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Freak the Freak Out" by Victoria Justice."

"Hmm…alright", said Raikou.

Are you listening? Hear me talk, hear me sing

Open up the door, easy less, easy more

When you tell me to beware, are you here? Are you there?

Is it something I should know? Easy come, easy go

Nodding your head, don't hear a word I said

Can't communicate, when you wait, don't relate

I try to talk to you but you never even knew

So what's it gonna be, tell me, can you hear me?(Hear me, can you hear me?)

I'm so sick of it, your attention deficit

Never listen, you never listen

I'm so sick of it, so I'm throwing on a fit

Never listen, you never listen
I scream your name, it always stays the same

I scream and shout

So what I'm gonna do now is freak the freak out, hey-

"And cut!" shouted Raikou. "That was good Zoroark."

"Whoa whoa whoa, how come she didn't have to sing her entire song?" asked Flaaffy.

"What are you talking about? I've been doing that for all of you", said Raikou. "I guess you just sang too loud to hear me."

"So…we don't have to sing our whole songs?" asked Lucario.

"No, only if we force you to", said Raikou. "Now, Zoroark, you get a 7."

"4", said Entei. "I just hate that song."

"Alright Lucario, come on up", said Raikou.

Lucario did as he was told.

"Alright, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Thrift Shop" by Macklemore."

"Okay, you're definitely singing that entire song", said Raikou, smiling. "Want any help?"

"Um…Pupitar."

Raikou picked up a microphone. "Pupitar, report back to the stage immediately! You must help your teammate sing."

000

Moans and pants could be heard from the Palkias' guy cabin.

"Pupitar, report back to the stage immediately! You must help your teammate sing."

The door opened and instead of Pupitar, a large green monster-like Pokemon emerged. He had a blue belly and black holes on his chest plate.

He sighed. "I have to go…" he said.

He felt to arms wrap around him and smiled. He turned to who it was with a grin. It was a tall weasel-like Pokemon with a ring of fire around her neck. She was staring at him lustfully.

"Okay, just be back soon Tyranitar", she said seductively. "I'll be waiting", she finished kissing him.

"You got it Typhlosion", he said as they broke the kiss.

000

"Pupitar, report back to the stage immediately! You must help your teammate sing", repeated Raikou for the third time.

"I heard you the first fucking time!" shouted Tyranitar as he approached the others.

"Whoa, you evolved?" asked Arcanine

"Yeah", said Tyranitar. "So did Quilava."

"The first evolutions of this season and we missed it?" asked Raikou. "That's bullshit."

"Meh, let's just get this over with", said Entei. "Get on the stage and start singing with them."

Tyranitar groaned and got on the stage.

"Alright, begin", said Raikou.

Tyranitar: I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin'
Lookin for a come up
This is fucking awesome

Lucario: Walk into the club like what up I got a big cock
I'm so pumped I bought some shit from a thrift shop
Ice in the fringe is so damn frosty
The people like "Damn, that's a cold ass honkey!"
Rollin in hella deep headed to the mezzanine
Dressed in all pink 'cept my gator shoes those are green
Draped in a leopard mink girls standin' next to me
Probably shoulda washed this it smells like R. Kelly's sheets
Pissssssssss
But shit it was 99 cents
If I get caught in it washin' it
Bout to go and get some compliments passin' off on those moccasins
Someone else has been walkin' in but me and grungy fuck em in
I am stuck in ya closet
Savin my money and I'm hella happy that's a bargain bitch
I'mma take your grandpa's style, I'mma take your grandpa's style,
No for real ask your grandpa can I have his hand-me-downs
Velour jump suit and some house slippers
Dookie brown leather jacket that I found diggin
They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard
I bought a skeet blanket and then I bought a kneeboard
Hello hello my ace man my mello
John Wayne ain't got nothin' on my fringe game
Hell no
I can take some Pro Wings make em cool sell those
The sneaker heads will be like
"Ahhh he got the Velcro."

Tyranitar: I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin'
Lookin for a come up
This is fucking awesome

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin'
Lookin for a come up
This is fucking awesome

Lucario: Whatcha know bout rockin' a wolf on your noggin
Whatcha knowin about wearin' a fur fox skin
I'm diggin I'm diggin I'm searching right through that luggage
One mans trash that's another mans come up

Thank your grand dad for donating that plaid button
Up shirt cause right now I'm up in her skirt
I'm at the Goodwill you can find me in the
I'm not I'm not stuck on searching in that section

Your Grammy, your auntie, your momma, your mammy
I'll take those flannel zebra jammies secondhand I rock that mothafucka
The built in onesie with the socks on the mothafucka
I hit the party and they stopped in that mothafucka

They be like oh that's Gucci that's hella tight.
I'm like Yo! that's $50 for a t-shirt
Limited edition lets to some simple addition
$50 for a t-shirt that's just some ignorant bitch (shiiiit)
I call that getting swindled and pimped (shiiiit)
I call that getting tricked by a business

That shirts hella dope
And havin the same one as six other people in this club is a hella don't
Peep game come take a look through my telescope
Tryna get girls with my brand man you hella won't
Man you hella won't

Goodwill
Poppin Tags
Yeah

Tyranitar: I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin'
Lookin for a come up
This is fucking awesome

I'll wear your granddad's clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

I wear your granddads clothes
I look incredible
I'm in this big ass coat
From that thrift shop down the road

I'm gonna pop some tags
Only got twenty dollars in my pocket
I-I-I'm huntin'
Lookin for a come up
This is fucking awesome

"Okay…that was epic", said Raikou. "10"

"10", said Entei.

"Thank you, and good-bye", said Tyranitar as he got off of the stage and headed back towards the cabin.

"I wonder what he and Typhlosion are doing", said Manectric.

"Who cares? They're done", said Lairon. "We need to worry about ourselves."

"Well, we're done", said Swanna. "Maybe we should go check on Rufflet."

"Yeah", said Wooper as he and Swanna went to the guys' cabin.

"Eh whatever, Ninetales, get up here", said Raikou.

Ninetales looked at Arcanine who smiled at her and went up onto the stage.

"Okay, what's your song?" asked Raikou.

"We R Who We R" by Ke$ha."

"Okay, that seems promising", said Raikou. "Do you want help?"

"Naw…"

"Okay then"

Hot and dangerous

If you're one of us then roll with us

'Cause we make the hipsters fall in love

When we got our hot pants on and up

And yes of course we does

We runnin' this town just like a club

And no, you don't wanna mess with us

Got Jesus on my necklace-ace-ace

Got that glitter on my eyes

Stockings ripped all up the side

Looking sick and sexy-fied

So let's go, oh, oh, let's go

Tonight, we're going hard, hard, h-h-hard

Just like the world is ours, ours, o-o-ours

We're tearing it apart, part, p-p-part

You know we're superstars, we are who we are

We're dancin' like we're dumb, dumb, d-d-dumb

Our bodies going numb, numb, n-n-numb

We'll be forever young, young, y-y-young

You know we're superstars, we are who we are

DJ turn it up

It's about damn time to live it up

I'm so sick of being so serious

It's makin' my brain delirious

I'm just talkin' true

I'm tellin' you 'bout the shit we do

We're selling our clothes, sleepin' in cars

Dressin' it down, hittin' on dudes, hard

Got that glitter on my eyes

Stockings ripped all up the side

Looking sick and sexy-fied

So let's go, oh, oh, let's go

Tonight, we're going hard, hard, h-h-hard

Just like the world is ours, ours, o-o-ours

We're tearing it apart, part, p-p-part

You know we're superstars, we are who we are

We're dancin' like we're dumb, dumb, d-d-dumb

Our bodies going numb, numb, n-n-numb

We'll be forever young, young, y-y-young

You know we're superstars, we are who we are

DJ turn it up

Tonight, we're going hard, hard, h-h-hard

Just like the world is ours, ours, o-o-ours

We're tearing it apart, part, p-p-part

You know we're superstars, we are who we are

We're dancin' like we're dumb, dumb, d-d-dumb

Our bodies going numb, numb, n-n-numb

We'll be forever young, young, y-y-young

You know we're superstars, we are who we are"That was sexy", said Raikou. "If I do say so myself."

Arcanine growled.

"9", said Raikou.

"10", because you're a sexy fire-type and the song was great."

Ninetales smiled and jumped off of the stage, sitting next to Arcanine once again.

"Alright, Luxray, get your ass up here", said Entei.

Luxray groaned and got up on the stage.

"What's your song?" asked Raikou.

"All the Small Things" by blink182."

"Hmm…alright", said Raikou. "Help?"

"No"

"Alright, begin."

All the small things

True care, truth brings

I'll take one lift

Your ride, best trip

Always, I know

You'll be at my show

Watching, waiting

Commiserating

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

Na na na na na na na na na na

Late night, come home

Work sucks, I know

She left me roses by the stairs

Surprises let me know she cares

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

Na na na na na na na na na na

Say it ain't so, I will not go

Turn the lights off, carry me home

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill

The night will go on, my little windmill

Say it ain't so, I will not go (na na na na na na na na na na)

Turn the lights off, carry me home (na na na na na na na na na na)

Keep your head still, I'll be your thrill (na na na na na na na na na na)

The night will go on, the night will go on (na na na na na na na na na na)

My little windmill

"Nice one Luxray, you get an 8", said Raikou.

"7", said Entei.

"Cool", said Luxray as he jumped off of the stage.

"Mightyena, it's your turn."

Mightyena climbed onto the stage and winked at Luxray.

000

Swanna and Wooper were at the cabins and started hearing moans and screams coming from the Palkias' guys' cabin.

"What the-"

Wooper went up to the window of the cabin and his eyes widened. He slowly moved away from the cabin and sat down.

"What's wrong Wooper?" asked Swanna.

"Trust me, you don't wanna know", said Wooper. "Rufflet's in there somewhere, but I guess we'll talk to him later."

"You sure?"

"Trust me", said Wooper as he went back towards the stage, with Swanna behind him.

000

Rufflet was hiding under his bed in the cabin.

"OH TYRANITAR!"

"I hate my life, I hate my life, I hate my life", repeated Rufflet.

000

Mightyena had finished her song, "Firework", and received an 8 from Raikou and a 4 from Entei.

"Arcanine, get up here", said Raikou.

Arcanine sighed and got on the stage.

"What's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Down" by Jay Sean", he muttered under breath.

"Oh, so do you want help?' asked Raikou. "Houndoom and Luxray."

"Aww come on man!" shouted Houndoom.

"Houndoom, Luxray, get up there", said Raikou.

"This is bullshit", said Houndoom.

"Yeah, I'm sure it is for you, but get singing."

Arcanine sighed when Luxray and Houndoom looked at him.

Arcanine: Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down,
Down, down
Ooh (ohhh)

You oughta know, tonight is the night to let it go,
Put on a show, I wanna see how you lose control,

So leave it behind, coz we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape.

So baby don't worry, you are my only,
You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You'll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down,

Luxray :Just let it be, come on and bring your body next to me,
I'll take you away, hey, turn this place into our private getaway,

So leave it behind, coz we, have a night to get away,
So come on and fly with me, as we make our great escape,
(So why don't we run away)

Houndoom: Even if the sky is falling down like she 'posed to be,
She gets down low for me,
Down like her temperature, cause to me she zero degrees,
She cold, like over freeze,
I got that girl from overseas,
Now she my miss America,
Now can I be her soldier please,
I'm fighting for this girl,
On a battlefield of love,
Don't it look like baby cupid sendin' arrows from above,
Don't you ever leave the side of me,
Indefinitely, not probably,
And honestly I'm down like the economy,
Yeahhhhhh

Arcanine: So baby don't worry, you are my only,
You won't be lonely, even if the sky is falling down,
You'll be my only, no need to worry,
Baby are you down down down down down,
Down, Down,
Baby are you downdown down down down,
Down, Down,
Even if the sky is falling down

"Wow that was great", said Raikou. "10"

"Meh, It was good", said Entei. "9"

"I'm glad that's over", said Arcanine as he, Luxray, and Houndoom jumped off of the stage.

"Alright, Lairon, you're next", said Raikou.

Lairon climbed onto the stage and smiled.

"Song?" asked Raikou.

"When You're Evil" by Voltaire", said Lairon.

"Okay then, go on."

When the Devil is too busy
And Death's a bit too much
They call on me by name you see,
For my special touch.
To the Gentlemen I'm Miss Fortune
To the Ladies I'm Sir Prize
But call me by any name
Any way it's all the same

I'm the fly in your soup
I'm the pebble in your shoe
I'm the pea beneath your bed
I'm a bump on every head
I'm the peel on which you slip
I'm a pin in every hip
I'm the thorn in your side
Makes you wriggle and writhe
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

While there's children to make sad
While there's candy to be had
While there's pockets left to pick
While there's grannies left to trip down the stairs
I'll be there, I'll be waiting 'round the corner
It's a game. I'm glad I'm in it
'Cause there's one born every minute
And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

I pledge my allegiance, to all things dark
And I promise on my damned soul
To do as I am told, Lord Beelzebub
Has never seen a soldier quite like me
Not only does his job, but does it happily.

I'm the fear that keeps you awake
I'm the shadows on the wall
I'm the monsters they become
I'm the nightmare in your skull
I'm a dagger in your back
An extra turn on the rack
I'm the quivering of your heart
A stabbing pain, a sudden start.

And it's so easy when you're evil
This is the life, you see
The Devil tips his hat to me
I do it all because I'm evil
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need
And I do it all for free
Your tears are all the pay I'll ever need

It gets so lonely being evil
What I'd do to see a smile
Even for a little while
And no one loves you when you're evil
I'm lying though my teeth!
Your tears are all the company I need

"That was great", said Entei. "10"

"Um…that was…disturbing", said Raikou. "But you get an 8 regardless."

Lairon grinned and got off of the stage.

"Alright, Manectric, you're up", said Raikou.

Manectric gave Luxray a seductive smirk before getting on the stage.

"What's he gonna do now?" Luxray asked himself.

"What's your song?" asked Raikou.

"Moves Like Jagger" by Maroon 5", said Manectric.

Luxray's eyes widened.

"Do you want help?" asked Raikou.

Manectric looked directly at Luxray and Mightyena. "Yeah, Luxray and Mightyena."

"Aw crap", said Luxray as he and Mightyena got up and went on the stage.

"Alright then, now that you're situated, get started!"

Manectric: Just shoot for the stars

If it feels right

And aim for my heart

If you feel like

And take me away and make it OK

I swear I'll behave

You wanted control

So we waited

I put on a show

Now I make it

You say I'm a kid

My ego is big

I don't give a shit

And it goes like this

Take me by the tongue

And I'll know you

Kiss me 'til you're drunk

And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you

Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

Luxray: Maybe it's hard

When you feel like you're broken and scarred

Nothing feels right

But when you're with me

I'll make you believe

That I've got the key

So get in the car

We can ride it

Wherever you want

Get inside it

And you want to steer

But I'm shifting gears

I'll take it from here (Oh! Yeah yeah!)

And it goes like this (Uh)
Take me by the tongue

And I'll know you (Uh)

Kiss me 'til you're drunk

And I'll show you

All the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger
I don't need to try to control you (Oh, yeah)

Look into my eyes and I'll own you

With them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger (Yeah yeah)

I've got the moves like Jagger

Mightyena: You wanna know how to make me smile

Take control, own me just for the night

And if I share my secret

You're gonna have to keep it

Nobody else can see this
So watch and learn

I won't show you twice

Head to toe, oooh baby rub me right

But if I share my secret

You're gonna have to keep it

Nobody else can see this (Ay! Ay! Ay! Aaay!)

Manectric: And it goes like this
Take me by the tongue (Take me by the tongue)

And I'll know you

Kiss me 'til you're drunk

And I'll show you (Yeah yeah yeah!)

All the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger(Oh, yeah)

I don't need to try to control you

Look into my eyes and I'll own you
With them moves like Jagger

I've got the moves like Jagger

I've got the mooooooves like Jagger

At the end of the song, Manectric did the unspeakable. He pounced on Luxray and locked his muzzle to his, earning gasps from everyone, especially Mightyena.

"L-Luxray, y-you're-", started Mightyena, on the verge of tears.

Luxray pushed Manectric off and tried to explain himself.

"Listen Mightyena, it's not what you think. Manectric's been gay for me ever since this game started", said Luxray. "Then I made a mistake of telling him my secret and now he's trying to steal me from you."

"What secret?" she asked quizzically, yet still sad.

Luxray sighed and whispered it in her ear as they got off of the stage. Mightyena looked at him confused.

"Wait, you're bisexual?" she whispered.

"Yes, but you're the first person I've ever been with", said Luxray. "And I like girls a whole lot more. Manectric's just been crazy for me."

"Okay, I understand", said Mightyena, looking down.

"Great", said Luxray, nuzzling her.

"I think we should break up", said Mightyena.

Luxray frowned. "What? Why?"

"Because, if we keep being together, Manectric will just interfere", said Mightyena. "Do you really want to risk that?"

Luxray sighed. "I guess not."

"Don't worry Luxray, we can get back together whenever Manectric's voted off or when he gets over you, okay", said Mightyena, giving him one final kiss.

Luxray looked down. "Okay."

Manectric watched the entire thing, amused, yet saddened.

000

"Finally, Luxray can be mine!" cheered Manectric. "It took that stupid bitch long enough. When the challenge is over, I'm gonna rub it in her face!"

000

"Okay, Manectric you get a 6", said Raikou.

"9 for causing a break up", said Entei, smiling.

Manectric smiled.

"Fraxure, come on up", said Raikou.

"No", he simply said.

"Okay then", said Raikou. "Let's tally up the scores-

"Wait, whoa, whoa, whoa", said Luxray. "We could have declined singing?"

"Yeah, we never said you had to sing, we just said that you have to choose a song to perform for us. We didn't say you had to", said Raikou. "Fraxure, what was your song anyway?"

"Eye of the Tiger" by Survivor."

"Eh, it's a good song, so now let's tally the scores", said Raikou.

Raikou began counting the scores. "284."

The Dialgas were shocked.

"Well, Dialgas, it's you guys' turn", said Raikou.

"Crap", said Vibrava.

"Vibrava, you get to go first", said Raikou.

"Double crap", said Vibrava. "Wait a second, I don't wanna sing."

"Okay then-"

"Whoa, Vibrava, you are gonna do this", said Krabby. "I don't wanna lose another challenge, and if you don't do this, I will kill you."

Vibrava went wide-eyed. "Okay I changed my mind."

"Good boy", said Krabby.

Vibrava flew onto the stage.

"Song?"

"The Pirate Song" by Flogging Molly", said Vibrava hesitantly, knowing that something was about to happen.

"Okay then, do you want help?" asked Raikou.

"Well, it's a one person song, but Drilbur can help me, he won't sing though. He'll just be here for…support, yeah, support."

"Whatever", said Entei.

Drilbur climbed onto the stage. "What's the matter?"

The beat from the song started coming from the stage and Vibrava immediately took a deep breath and closed one of his eyes. "Aargh!"

"Aw crap", said Drilbur as Vibrava kicked him out of the way.

I'll wait for you till I turn blue
There's nothin' more a man can do
Don't get your bollocks in a twist
Settle down, don't take a fit
Ya drank with demons straight from Hell
They almost nearly won as well
Ya wiped the floor with victory
Then puked until you fell asleep

Blackened was the banshee's wail
These boots will never fill her jail
So you crawled into an empty boat
For the Gulf of Mexico
Till Cortez came an' when so did you
From the ashes charred and blue
Smellin' like a Salty Dog
Back from Hell where you belong

Anarchy, the scourge of every sea
The Antichrist aboard a rig
With us your cutthroat thieves
The ship went down we all near drowned
Ya stood there on the deck
Till the Spanish came and flogged yer arse
And dragged you from the wreck

They threw a rope around yer neck
To watch you dance the jig of death
Then left ya for the starvin' crows
Hoverin' like hungry whores
One flew down plucked out yer eye
The other he had in his sights
Ya snarled at him, said leave me be
I need the bugger so I can see

At the end of the song, Raikou and Entei were in awe. He nailed every note perfectly, like an actual pirate.

"Yar", laughed Vibrava as he took another deep breath, reverting back to his normal self. He turned around and saw Drilbur rubbing his head.

He padded over to him with a sheepish grin.

"Tell me the truth, how many are there actually?" asked Drilbur.

"9"

Drilbur lied back down, groaning.

"That was great Vibrava", said Raikou. "10."

"Yeah, you hit every note", said Entei.

"Thanks", said Vibrava sheepishly as he jumped off of the stage.

Drilbur was about to jump off, but was stopped.

"It's your turn Drilbur", said Raikou.

"Nope, my head is killing me, I don't wanna sing", said Drilbur as he climbed off of the stage, earning a laugh from Entei.

"And he calls me a wuss."

"I don't have time for you today, just leave me alone", said Drilbur as he laid down against the grass.

000

"Wow, he actually didn't mess with me that much today", said Entei. "It doesn't...feel right."

000

"Alright, Piloswine, you're up", said Raikou.

Piloswine climbed onto the stage. "I had "Eat It" by Weird Al Yankovic."

"Okay, eager aren't you", said Raikou. "Go on."

How come you're always such a fussy young man?

Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran

Well, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan?

So eat it, just eat it

Don't wanna argue,

I don't wanna debate

Don't wanna hear about whatkind of food you hate

You won't get no dessert 'till you clean off your plate

So eat it

Don't you tell me you're full

Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Get yourself an egg and beat it

Have some more chicken, have some more pie

It doesn't matter if it's broiled or fried-

"Okay, cut!" shouted Raikou, making Piloswine stop. "Good job, you get a 7"

"Um…you get a cookie", said Entei as he threw him a cookie.

"So…how many points is a cookie worth?" asked Carracosta.

"None, I just didn't want to give out any more points, this is getting annoying for me", said Entei.

"Calm down, you only have a few more to listen to", said Raikou. "Cinccino, come on."

Cinccino got on the stage. "I had "Potential Break-up Song" by Aly and AJ."

"Okay, sing it then", said Raikou.

It took too long, it took too long

It took to long for you to call back

And normally I would just forget that

Except for the fact it was my birthday

My stupid birthday

I played along, I played alongI played along, it rolled right off my back

But obviously my armor was cracked

What kind of a boyfriend would forget that?

Who would forget that?

The type of guy who doesn't see

What he has until she leaves

Don't let me go

'Cause without me you know you're lost

Wise up now or pay the cost

Soon you will know

You're not livin' till you're livin'

Livin' with me

You're not winnin' till you're winnin'

Winnin' me
You're not gettin' till you're gettin'

Gettin' me

You're not livin' till you're livin'

Livin' for me

This is the potential breakup song

Our album needs just one

Oh baby please, please tell me

We got along, we got along

We got along until you did that

Now all I want is just my stuff back

Do you get that?

Let me repeat that, I want my stuff back
You can send it in a box

I don't care just drop it off

I won't be home

'Cause without me you know you're lost

Minus you I'm better off

Soon you will know-

"Good job Cinccino, you get a 6", said Raikou.

"9", said Entei. "I love sadness."

"Alright, Ferroseed, you're next", said Raikou.

"No fucking way", said Ferroseed. "I'm tired of all this singing, it's so stupid! We forfeit!"

"WHAT?!" yelled his team.

"We have less people", said Ferroseed. "We're gonna lose anyway."

"Well, okay then", said Raikou. "It's final."

"Wait", said Krabby.

"Too late", said Raikou. "The Palkias win!"

The Palkias cheered while the Dialgas all glared at Ferroseed.

"Now, just for fun, what songs did you have?" asked Raikou.

"I had "You're the Best", said Crawdaunt.

"Candy Man", said Gulpin.

"Stayin' Alive", said Carracosta.

"Party rock Anthem", said Blitzle.

"I Get a Good Feeling", said Vanillite.

"Who I Am", said Farfetch'd.

"Higher", said Sigilyph.

"My Little Pony", mumbled Krabby.

"Raise Your Glass", said Swablu.

"E.T." said Swellow.

"Teenage Dream", said Floatzel.

"I had that one too", said Mienshao.

"Diamonds", said Espeon.

"Last Friday Night", said Ponyta.

"Call me Maybe", said Kirlia.

"What about you Ferroseed?" asked Raikou.

"Baby" by Justin Bieber", answered Ferroseed.

"Okay, now I get why you forfeit", said Raikou. "But the other songs would've gotten high because they were some of our favorites…and you guys could've won, all you needed were like…12 perfect scores, which could've happened."

Ferroseed went wide-eyed as his team glared at him angrily.

"Well, it's time for elimination", said Raikou.

000

"Well Dialgas welcome to another ceremony", said Raikou. "You all know the dr-"

"Cut the crap, we all know who's leaving", said Krabby.

"Fine, Ferroseed, get out", said Raikou.

Ferroseed looked down, disappointed.

000

"Yeah, I expected this", said Ferroseed. "I guess I shouldn't have said anything. I ruined the horrible singing skills of the others for you guys."

(YOU'RE DAMN RIGHT YOU DID!)

000

Ferroseed was strapped to the Chair of Loserdom. "Can you hurry up?"

"Certainly", said Raikou. "Entei."

Entei ignited the fireworks, sending Ferroseed blasting across the ocean.

"Alright, that was fun", said Raikou. "Although I wanted to see more drama between the campers because of the songs and who they helped."

"Eh, someone always ruins it, it doesn't matter", said Entei.

000

Tyranitar and Typhlosion had finished their business and decided to get some sleep, seeing as their team won the challenge. Rufflet crawled from under his bed, his left eye twitching and his body shaking.

"I will never be able to sleep", said Rufflet as he exited the cabin of the sleeping giant.

When he walked out, his teammates approached him and noticed his condition.

"Whoa Rufflet, what the hell happened to you?" asked Houndoom.

"Something that will be added to my traumatizing memories list", said Rufflet. "I'll just leave it at that. And guys, be careful in the cabin. I'm just warning you."

Everyone looked at each other confused before entering their cabins

000

Manectric was waiting for Mightyena outside of the cabins while everyone else was sleeping. Mightyena used took short walks around the campsite when everyone slept, which happened on certain occasions, such as when she's depressed.

Mightyena walked towards the cabin and saw Manectric there. She frowned.

"What do you want?"

"I just wanted to thank you for breaking up with Luxray", said Manectric. "It'll be a lot more easier to seduce him and 'get to know him better' now that you're out of his mind."

"Listen you little prick, I only broke up with him so you wouldn't bother us when we were together. We still love each other, and he will never love you. Get that through your perverted mind", said Mightyena as she entered her cabin.

Manectric growled at her before going inside his own cabin. "So, she thinks that she and Luxray still love each other? Well, I guess I'll have to show her that I'm way better", said Manectric as he slowly crept towards Luxray, who was sleeping.

000

Rufflet was rocking back and forth. "Why me?"

000

And…finally I'm done with the longest chapter I've ever written. 10,000+ words, baby! A lot of drama with the songs and a lot of tension between Mightyena and Manectric. Stupid Ferroseed, I wanted to see what would happen between Floatzel and Mienshao! Oh well, them's the breaks. I hope you guys read this and review. This is the hardest chapter I've ever worked on, incorporating drama as well as finding songs that would go well with the players. Also, checkout Volcora's and Rotom3GS' stories and submit a few OCs since they are both doing their first TPI stories. So check them out. I hope you all enjoyed this and I'll see you next time on Ultimate Total…Pokémon…Island!

Next time: The players find out that taking care of little ones isn't all that it's cracked up to be.