Hello everyone, I'm back! Yep, I'm back once again with another chapter of this very epic and action-packed miniseries. In the last chapter, Stewie Griffin fought and killed off the one and only Boss Baby from the 2017 "Dreamworks" movie of the same name. In this very special chapter, Stewie Griffin shall fight off Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 of "Sector V" of "Codename: Kids Next Door", as this is the Season 2 finale! Yep, Season 2 is now over! I Well, what on Earth are we waiting for? Let's all begin chapter 10 of this very epic and action-packed miniseries...

Wiz: So far, this action-packed second season of "Death Battle" has been a great one. We had some great solo villains, as well as villains who work together. And in this Season 2 finale, none of that will change on bit!

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin, everyone's favorite homicidal baby with the intelligence of a criminal.

Wiz: And Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5, the four remaining kids of "Sector V".

Boomstick: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick!

Wiz: And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a "Death Battle".

Introduction to Stewie Griffin:

Boomstick: Ah, good old Stewie Griffin. You never know what'll happen when messing with this kid! Needless to say, he LOVES fighting in these "Death Battles" and this is twentieth battle to the death!

Wiz: We already introduced Stewie Griffin in the last season of "Death Battle", as well as every episode of this second season, but we still have to do it again due to the rules of "Death Battle".

Boomstick: To make it short and sweet on my part, Stewie Griffin is a homicidal baby that wants complete world domination!

Wiz: This one-year-old is not meant to be messed with. If you do mess with him, he'll probably kill you. Not joking, he WILL kill you if provoked.

Boomstick: Stewie Griffin is the youngest member of the Griffin family, but don't yet his young appearance fool you. He's a damn psychopath!

Wiz: Born on June 30 1999, Stewie Griffin has a very sophisticated psyche and is able to speak fluently in an upper-class English accent. When he was born, his birth doctor found a map of Europe with plans to bomb its capitals inside Lois, his mother.

Boomstick: From that day on, he was shown not to be a normal kid, but a kid with the mind of a criminal. His weapon arsenal is full of classic weapons. These weapons include a machine gun, a tommy gun, a chainsaw, a machete, a flame thrower, a rocket launcher, a crossbow, a laser gun, a few hand grenades, a handgun, and even a harpoon gun. This is one of the reasons you should think twice about messing with Stewie!

Wiz: Not to mention his abilities! He can run fast, jump high, trick his enemies, punch hard, kick hard, and even bite hard. He can yell or curse up a storm, and he can even invent things.

Boomstick: Over the years of the "Family Guy" show, Stewie has invented many futuristic inventions, such as a mind controlling device, a carbonite freeze gun, a hypnotic control device, a hovering drill machine, a teleporter device, a multiverse traveler, a Peter-Bot, a clone machine, rocket skis, a weather device, and even a God-damn time machine! Wow, this is one badass little kid.

Wiz: His inventions are very cool and technologically advanced, and he uses them multiple times. However, due to the rules of "Death Battle", Stewie can't use his time machine. But he can use any of his other inventions.

Boomstick: This all proves one thing…if you want to bully a kid, please make sure that kid is not Stewie.

Wiz: However, he's not PERFECT. When his friend Brian gets into a dangerous situation, its been shown since Stewie and Brain are friends, Stewie CAN get distracted from any of his battles to help save Brian.

Boomstick: Wait, what?! Why on Earth does he care so much at Brian?

Wiz: Well, in one episode, he mentions that because of neglect from Peter, his father, he sees Brain as a fatherly figure, more than Peter. So, because of this, Stewie can get emotional and weak sometimes.

Boomstick: But despite this, Stewie Griffin is still one badass kid!

Introduction to Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5:

Boomstick: Hey, remember when Numbuh 1 lost his life in Season 1, Episode 1 of "Death Battle"?

Wiz: Yeah, I do. It was exciting and sad at the same time.

Boomstick: Well, get ready to rumble as Numbuh 1 MIGHT be avenged in today's "Death Battle"!

Wiz: That's right, Boomstick. And who better to do so than Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5, also known as the remaining members of "Sector V"!

Boomstick: These four kids aren't only intelligent, but they're also active badasses. All together, they can dodge projectiles, run fast, jump high over obstacles, outsmart their enemies, escape traps from evil adults, and even talk back at most evil adults. Man, that's something I wouldn't have even done to my mom. Boy, if I did that, I wouldn't have been alive today...

Wiz: Boomstick, you must've had one strict mom...(cringes)

Boomstick: I know...stop reminding me.

Wiz: Back to the introduction, these kids are not your average kids, as they have a variety of skills that most normal children lack. Not only do that have all of those physical abilities that Boomstick just mentioned, but they also have several weapons that each individual operative of "Sector V" uses. For example, Numbuh 2 is very talented at making new "Kids Next Door" weapons to use in battles. He has a condiment gun, a laser gun and pointer, a gumball gun, and of course, a wooden spanking paddle.

Boomstick: Now, to talk about Numbuh 3. She's a HUGE FAN of Rainbow Monkeys! And I mean HUGE FAN! I'm talking, I-Would-Kill-For-Them type of fan! But we're not here to talk about her love for a Rainbow Monkeys! We're here to talk about her weapons. Her weapons include a liquid paint gun, a glitter pistol, a glue shooter, and even a marshmallow gun.

Wiz: Numbuh 4 has amazing weapons, considering the fact that he likes to fight! He has a jetpack, a mixed condiment gun, a bazooka that shoots melted chocolate, a wooden paddle spanker, and even a spitball slingshot. He also has a helmet that, once put on, and defect most weapons used by adults in a battle situation.

Boomstick: And finally, let's talk about Numbuh 5, the only GIRL and AFRICAN-AMERICAN in "Sector V"! She's a badass little girl, with a set of badass weapons! Her weapons include a hot sauce gun, a slingshot that shoots balls of silly putty, a paintball shotgun, a set of whipped cream bombs, and even some colorful smoke bombs. Man, these kids are unstoppable! I don't think I would ever tell those kids to get off my lawn any time soon!

Wiz: Well Boomstick, they CAN be stopped at times. You see, if an adult has a bigger and more powerful machine, they CAN overpower the kids of "Sector V", to the point where they're powerless unless they can be stopped at the last minute.

Boomstick: But despite that minor setback, the kids of "Sector V" are still pretty...well...badass!

And now, the actual battle to the death...

(The scene begins with Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 at a local cemetery, surrounding Numbuh 1's gravestone. It's the evening hours, and they're the only ones in the cemetery...)

Numbuh 2 (drops flower bouquet on grave): Poor Numbuh 1. He was a great operative. Sadly, someone took his life...

Numbuh 3 (cries)

Numbuh 4: And it seems the killer is still at large.

Numbuh 5: And the worst part is, Numbuh 1 never got to finish his ice cream...

(Stewie Griffin rides up to where the kids are on his rocket-powered bicycle...)

Stewie: Hello there, kids. I'm Stewie Griffin. Why do you all look so upset?

Numbuh 2: Our leader died. His name was Numbuh 1.

Numbuh 3 (cries): He was the best leader we ever had! (sees Stewie is a baby): Aww, what a cute little baby!

Numbuh 4: And he never got to finish his ice cream. (sniffs) I'll miss him and the way he looked cool in those sunglasses.

Numbuh 5: If only we knew who did it...we would avenge Numbuh 1 almost instantly!

Stewie: Oh, dear God, that's horrible! But I think I may be able to help you children out.

Numbuh 2 (sniffs): Really? How?

Stewie: Well, I saw who killed him!

Numbuh 3 (gasps)

Numbuh 4: Y-you did?!

Numbuh 5: Little baby, tell us who it was! I don't care if it was an evil adult or evil kid, becuase we're going to avenge him!

Stewie: Okay...(points to himself) I did it...(grins evilly)

Numbuh 2: Wait...what?!

Stewie (nods): I killed him with a chainsaw after he tried to stop me for stealing his ice cream cone. (pulls out machine gun)

Numbuh 3: Aww, the cute little baby has a toy, too!

Numbuh 4 (trembles in fear): Uh, Numbuh 3, that doesn't look like a toy gun...

Numbuh 3: Oh, why are you always so scared? That's just a toy and not at all a real gun! Why do you always assume the worse?

Stewie: Let's see about that, shall we? (fires machine gun, hitting Numbuh 3 in the chest and stomach) Take that, bitch. (laughs)

Numbuh 5 (gasps): NUMBUH 3!

Numbuh 3 (falls over and bleeds heavily from her stomach and chest): That's...not...a...toy...(coughs)

Numbuh 2: NOOOOOOOO! Kuki, please don't die! (cries)

Numbuh 4: Yeah, please don't die! I'm sorry for calling Rainbow Monkeys stupid! I really am! (tears flow down his cheeks)

(Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 all get on thier knees around Numbuh 3, as she says her final words...)

Numbuh 3: I...never...got...the...(coughs)...chance...to...see...(coughs)...the...next...up...coming...(coughs)...rain...bow...mon...(coughs)...key...movie! (coughs and gasps) Goodbye...Sector...V! (coughs up some blood, closes her eyes, and dies as it starts to rain)

(Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 all get up, saddened by the recent killing, and get angry looks on their faces as the turn to look over at Stewie...)

Numbuh 5: Oh, that tears it! (points to Stewie) You, young man, are going to regret your sorry diapered ass for messing with the "Kids Next Door"!

Stewie (clocks machine gun): Oh yeah? You can't kill me, bitch!

Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 (in unison): Oh yeah?! Try us!

Numbuh 4: You'll never defeat us!

Numbuh 2: Yeah! We're "Sector V" and we stay strong!

Stewie (aims machine gun): Oh I will, you big bunch of stupid dicks!

Numbuh 2, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 (in unison): Bring it on! (get in defensive stance)

FIGHT!

Steiwe (fires machine gun): EAT LED, YOU LITTLE SHITS!

Numbuh 4 (dodges bullets): NEVER! (pulls out mixed condiment gun) You hungry!? Here. have some sauces! (fires condiment gun at Stewie)

Stewie (drops machine gun as he gets knocked over by condiment): What the deuce!? You got my clothes all messy!

Numbuh 5 (tackles Stewie to the ground and punches him in the face several times): TAKE THIS, YOU HOMICIDAL BABY!

Stewie (struggled to fight back, but to no avail): OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! STOP IT! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! THAT HURTS, YOU BITCH! OW! OW! OW! OW! OW! OUCH!
OUCH! STOP, PLEASE! I'M SORRY!

Numbuh 5: It's too late for that, you diapered piece of crap! (punches Stewie harder) This is the price for killing Numbuh 3!

Stewie: OH YEAH?! (pulls out razor-sharp dagger) Well, punch this then, BITCH! (stabs Numbuh 5 in eyeball with dagger)

Numbuh 5 (falls over backward in pain): OOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWW! (tries to pull knife out) MY LEFT EYE! OOOOOOWWWWWW!

Stewie (jumps on Numbuh 5's chest and forces the dagger knife down into her eyeball chamber, through her entire head, slicing part of her brain, and making it come out of the other end of her head): HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! DIE BITCH, DIIIIIIIIIIIIE! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (blood spews all over the ground)

Numbuh 5 (as blood comes out of her mouth): You...little...homicidal...baby...you...must...burn...in...(gasps and chokes on her own blood)...Hell! (spits blood all over her clothes and dies, closing her eyes for the last time)

Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 (in unison): NUMBUH 5, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Stewie (jumps off Numbuh 5 and pulls out katana): And you two dicks are next!

Numbuh 4 (pulls out melted chocolate sauce gun): Oh, no we're not! (fires gun at Stewie) I will not go down that easily!

Stewie (pulls out speargun): Oh, yes you will! (fires spear at Numbuh 4) DIE!

Numbuh 4 (dodges and runs backyards) HA! YOU MISSED! (keeps firing melted chocolate until the gun runs out) Uh oh, I'm all out of ammo!

Stewie (grins): Bravo, you little shit! (pulls out chainsaw) Want to get cut today?! (turns on chainsaw)

Numbuh 4 (trembles in fear): N-no! P-please, l-leave me alone and l-let me l-live! (runs out of cemetery with Numbuh 2) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Stewie (stomps foot down): DICKS, GET BACK HERE! (gets on rocket-powered bike and chases after Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4, all while holding out the running chainsaw) PREPARE TO DIE! GET BACK HERE AND ACCEPT YOUR DEATHS!

(Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 proceed to run down the empty street as Stewie chases after them...)

Numbuh 2 (turns around as he runs and sees Stewie get closer and closer to them both) We got to do something , Numbuh 4! This homicidal baby is gaining on us!

Numbuh 4 (pulls out jet pack and straps it on): I got an idea! Numbuh 2, grab onto my back! We're going to fly! (starts engines)

Numbuh 2 (grabs onto Numbuh 4's back): Alright, I'm ready!

Numbuh 4 (makes jet pack fly in the air): HERE WE GO! HOLD ON TIGHT!

Stewie: YOU LITTLE SHITS! (raises fists in air, stops bike, and steps off it) OH, YOU MADE ME FUCKING PISSED OFF, NOW! (pulls out rocket launcher) TIME FOR A LANDING! (fires rocket at Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4)

(The rocket flies up toward Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4, hitting the jet pack, and causing it to explode. Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 4 then proceed to free fall towards the ground...)

Numbuh 2 and Numbuh 2 (in unison): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! (lands on the ground hard, but only with a few bad brusies and scrapes) OOOOOWWWW!

Stewie (pulls out shotgun): Today's menu speicals are LEAD IN 2 BODIES OF DEAD KIDS! (pulls trigger, firing a bullet at Numbuh 2)

Numbuh 4: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (side-jumps in front of Numbuh 2, allowing the bullet to hit him in the stomach, killing him instantly)

(Numbuh 4 falls back on the street, with blood coming out of his stomach. He dies and closes his eyes for the very last time...)

Numbuh 2 (gasps): NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! NUMBUH 4! (cries)

Stewie: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! (pulls out machete): Well, well, well, what do we have here? It appears to be a fat boy with an aviator's cap, ready to die a FUCKING PAINFUL DEATH! (runs toward Numbuh 2 with machete)

Numbuh 2 (gets on on his feet): NOT TODAY! (karate kicks the machete out of Numbuh 2's hand and tackles him to the floor) You won't take my life! (rolls down the slopped street, while hitting Stewie hard in the chest and face) it's YOU who will pay the price! (bites Stewie's left cheek hard)

Stewie: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (claws Numbuh 2 in the face over his left eye, leaving long cuts and blood dripping due to his fingernails)

Numbuh 2 (let's go of Stewie as they both reach the bottom of the slopped road): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWW! (falls over and covers cuts around left eye with right hand) You...you monster! You're nothing but a killer!

Stewie (gets up): Yes, indeed...(grabs chainsaw from behind him) Good thing I grabbed THIS before we rolled down that hill! (raises chainsaw and kicks Numbuh 2 over on his back) Now, it's time to die! (turns chainsaw on)

Numnbuh 2: No! Not that!

Stewie: Yes, fat boy, THAT! (begins slicing into Numbuh 2's stomach with chainsaw, causing blood, and random internal organs to spew and fly all over the place)

Numbuh 2 (in excruciating pain): AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH! (dies as his body is cut cleanly in half)

Stewie (turns off chainsaw): YES! I DID IT! THEY'RE ALL DEAD! (puts chainsaw away) Now, to head home. It's getting late. I wonder if Lois is making meatloaf for dinner again tonight...

(Stewie walks up slopped street, gets back onto his rocket-powered bike, starts it up, and drives off into the darkness of the approaching sunset...)

KO!

Boomstick: THAT WAS SO EPIC! I LOVED IT! I LOVED EVERY SINGLE MOMENT OF IT ALL!

Wiz: Well Boomstick, i got to hand it to you, I thought that was pretty epic, too.

Boomstick: Man, what a great day to end Season 2 of "Death Batttle" on a very high note!

Wiz: As you can see, both Stewie Griffin and Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 were evenly skilled in combat, but Stewie's intelligence and more advanced weapon article gave him the advanced and leg-up he needed in order to win.

Boomstick: And let's face, considering Stewie's weapon arsenal in his room, and his HUGE intelligence for a baby like him, its clear that the remaining kids of "Sector V" had NO chance of defeasting this homicidal baby.

Wiz: And sometimes, Numbuh 2, Numbuh 3, Numbuh 4, and Numbuh 5 can get overpowered by more advanced weaponry. This can allow an enemy to trap or even hurt them easily without much resistance.

Boomstick: Well, it seems that "Sector V" is no longer alive today. And this wraps up our second epic season of "Death Battle"!

Wiz: The winner is Stewie Griffin!

Boomstichk: He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick, signing off, until Season 3 is ready for it's premiere!

Wiz: Well, goodbye everyone! We'll see you in Season 3 of "Death Battle"!

The end!

HORRAY! Stewie won the finale "Death Battle" of Season 2! This Season was a very epic one! In sone battles, Stewie fought even MORE than one villain! In Season 3, there will be more action, more violence, more blood, and MORE COOL OPPONENTS! Nothing can stop Stewie Griffin, and Season 3 will also be the FINAL SEASON of "Stewie Griffin Does Death Battles"! And these opponents that Stewie will face that will be much tougher and more evil than in the previous 2 seasons! Well, this is it. Season 2 is over! In the next page, you'll see a massive credits page. So for now, until then, goodbye everyone!