It was a sunny day, normal in New York summers. A little too hot if you asked Clary. If you want to ask her, you'll find her under a tree in the park on her laptop.
She was on Facebook, a site Simon had introduced to her. She had four hundred fans and had posted, so hot, like if you wish it were colder. That got about thirty likes. She was busy stalking people on Facebook and doing the occasional comment or like, when she received a notification. It said, Jace poked you. She had never seen that before!
She posted, what's a "poke?" Maia commented and said, just wait. So she waited and a few seconds later, BAM! Pokes were flooding in. She became flustered and just clicked the, poke back.
Of course, this just brought back another wave of pokes and she just screamed to no one in particular, "STOP POKING ME!"
New Yorkers gave her curious looks, but continued on their way. Fed up, Clary walked back to the Institute.
JACE POV
I laughed as Clary came into the Institute. Her face was red and I wondered how many pokes she had received. Oh well, pokes was just part of Facebook.
PART II
Jace was on Facebook in his room, looking at pictures like, like this if there is a person you used to call your bff? Or, share if you wished weekends were all the time. Or, comment if you like white chocolate and like if you like dark chocolate. (He commented.) And a bunch of stuff that of course everyone thought and just had to like it. He was reading comments to those pictures, when a certain comment in caps caught his eye.
DON'T STOP READING THIS ONCE YOU HAVE! He didn't. THERE WAS ONCE A LITTLE GIRL. SHE WAS INSANE AND ONEDAY KILLED HER MOM. SHE WENT TO JAIL AND DIED IN THERE. AT EXACTLY TWELVE PM, IF YOU DON'T LIKE THIS, YOU WILL BE KILLED BY HER.
Jace thought this was a load of crap and continued on his merry way.
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Clary was pissed, because of Jace she had received pokes none stop and being Clary, she hadn't noticed the remove button. Oh well. Anyhoo, she was planning revenge. She had done an invisibility rune on her leg and had been shoulder-reading behind Jace. She noticed he hadn't liked the little girl comment. Sweet sweet revenge…
TWELVE AT NIGHT
Jace was sleeping peacefully when a knock on his door woke him up. He trudged on over and screamed. In the door stood a little girl. With a suspicious red substance on her. He continued screaming like a girl and brought his seraph blade. Does it work on zombies? Is she a zombie?
He ended up just curling into a ball and crying. He stopped wailing when he heard a giggle. Clary's giggle. OMIGOD THE GIRL STOLE CLARY'S GIGGLE!
The hood on the girl fell away and revealed Clary. Being her height, she easily ricked him. He growled and said, "You are so gonna get it. She ran laughing the whole way, waking up the rest of the institute.