Disclaimer: I Don't Own DBZ

'There is no way I am going to that bakas house for a whole month' was Gohans thought as he powered up to Super Saiyjin but, before anyone could see him, he powered down just as fast 'wait, if I go I could make his life a living H.F.I.L.'

"Well, well, well" Trunks said noticing the very, Vegeta like smirk on, Gohans face "Seems like someone is excited about the fieldtrip"

"You could say that" Gohan said, mischief obviously in his voice

"Well I'm not" 18 said speaking up "I probably won't be able to go because, I got to watch Goten all month"

"Don't feel bad 18" Gohan said trying to convinced his girlfriend "It's only for a month" Gohan said in a pleading voice

"Fine" 18 said, not able to resisted the puppy dog face

"Who would have thought that the great Android 18 has gone soft" Trunks said teasingly

"If I where you I would be quite before, I have Gohan, kick your ass" 18 informed Trunks –Who went quite strait after that– "That's what I thought"

"Ok class" the teacher started "I want you all to get a passes and have your parents sign them"

Before the teacher could even move out of the way she was practically tackled from how many students where fighting to get one of the 50 passes, Gohan just fazed in and out of his seat with two passes –one for him one for Trunks–

"Thanks" Trunks said not so thrilled about going to Hercules house

"Yup" was Gohans reply

"Now class" The Teacher started "Are there any questions and concerns

"Do I have to go?" Gohan whined having second thoughts on going to Hercules

In return to his question everyone was stunned. Videl got out of her trance first and got angry

"Why wouldn't you want to go to my house" Videl asked annoyed "I mean, if I were you, I would be honored to go to the house of the person who saved your life, it doesn't even matter that you are a pathetic nerd who has lived in solitude, his whole life and probably runs to his mother when things get tough weakling". Videl finished all in one breath.The worst thing you can call a fighter, much less martial artist of Gohans skill, is weak

"Well to bad I don't have a Mother to run to" Gohan said pain evident in his voice

"Well too bad I don't either" Videl said in a disbelieving tone

"That's enough Videl" Trunks yelled standing up for Gohan "You know what? you are a real Bitc* sometimes"

Videl got mad, not only for someone standing up for Gohan who deserves to suffer for humiliating Videl in front of her pears, but also for calling her a bitc*

"Why you, I should have you suspended for calling me a bitc*" Videl said with a smirk on her face

"Now I wonder how my Mom would like that" Trunks said sounding a lot like his Younger version of himself

"Who gives a shit what your mom thinks" Videl said still smirking

"Well actually a lot of people considering she is Bulma Briefs" Trunks said holding in laughter after seeing how fast Videls face turned from a smirk to frightened little girl

"I-I-I'm S-S-S-S-So S-S-S-Sorry" Videl pleaded on her knees

At this point the teacher decided to step in

"Young man" The Teacher said addressing Gohan "I suggest you quit lying"

"Fuc* off" was Gohans response to the teacher, who obviously doesn't know what she's talking about

"Don't make me get the principle" she threatened

"And how did it work out last time?" Gohan responded totally in control of this argument

Realizing that Gohan was correct, she didn't say anything else

"Anyway" The Teacher said trying to change the subject "As I was saying, before I got rudely interrupted," She said looking at Gohan, who looked quite pleased with himself "I need you to sign those passes and turn them in as soon as you can"

"Pssst" Gohan said trying to get 18's attention "Can you sign this for me" Gohan continued, sliding his paper over to her

Videl, who was looking at the whole thing –because Gohan and Trunks didn't get in trouble at all– decided to step in –again–

"It's against the law to forge your parent's signature" Videl said smugly

"I know" 18 and Gohan said at the same time, while 18 continued to sign Gohans pass

Saying Videl was angry was a understatement, she has never been more angry before, she has been cursed at, yelled at, beat up, and now she was being ignored

After 18 finished signing Gohans paper he got out of his seat and walked towards the teacher

"Yes" The teacher said when he got there, completely forgetting the argument they had a few minutes ago

"I have my paper signed" Gohan said putting the paper in her hands

"It's illegal to forge your parent's signature" The Teacher said

"I know" Gohan said sighing "just call the principle on the phone and he will explain everything to you"

"Fine" The Teacher said knowing not to mess with Gohan

With Goten

(A/N this is going to be when Gohan and 18 left)

As Goten made his way into the class room it went really quite

"Hi" Goten said bluntly

"Hi" a few of the students replied back as the teacher made her way back in the class room

"Ok, how about you introduce yourself and tell us what you do for fun" The Teacher named Ms.P

"Ok, my name is Goten, I like to play with my mom and brother and ummm I also like martial arts annnnnnnnnnnnnnnd I like eating" Goten said thoughtfully

"That's very nice, now go sit down next to…Susan" Ms.P told him pointing to a seat in the back

"Hi I'm Susan" A girl with black hair, a little shorter than Goten and cute face said

"I'm Goten" Goten said to the blushing girl "are you sick? your face is red"

"No, it's because you're really cute" Susan said blushing even more

"Ooooooooh, thanks" Goten said densely

"Ok class since it's the beginning of the year" The Ms.P started "We have to take a test

After Ms.P passed out the test's here are what the questions where:

Who defeated Cell?

Can people fly?

Who is the strongest man in the world?

Who is the strongest girl in the world?

Is the Ox King Good or Bad

Here is what most people put

Mr. Satan

No

Mr. Satan

Videl

Bad

Here is what Goten put

Gohan

Yes

Gohan

Mommy

Good

After everyone finished the test, the teacher picked all of the tests up and graded them but, when she got to gotens she asked him to come up

"Do you think this is funny?" Ms.P asked with a glare

"What?" Goten asked

"People can't fly Goten" Ms.P said annoyed

"Yes they can" Goten said "Big Brother, Mommy, Krillen, Tein, Piccolo, Dende, Mr. Vegeta, and Me can fly"

"Ok then do it" Ms.P said frustrated

"Ok" as Goten said that he started floating a few inches in the air before he fell to the floor exhausted

"Oh my Kami" Ms.P said flabbergasted

"Man I am tired" Goten said going to sleep