What's up, guys! How's it going? I hope you guys are ready to read this chapter because I honestly couldn't stop laughing enough to finish it. Grey's Anatomy AU plus White Rose.

Enjoy~!


Ruby was walking with Yang to the bar down the street after she was kicked out for the night. Blake told Yang to deal with her little sister while she took care of Weiss. Yang cringed when she remembered the last time she went to get drunk with Ruby.

Flashback

"Ruby, I need a drink."

"I need a girlfriend. There, we both need something." Ruby sighed and placed her forehead on the table. A girl brought them a plate of one cheeseburger and fries. This made Ruby groan.

"Yang...I need vagina. I miss it."

Yang choked on her whiskey, not expecting her sister to say that. A thought crossed her mind and she started to sing the word.

"Vagina~" She motioned for Ruby to sing with her. The younger girl sang a note higher.

"Va-vagina~"

Yang smiled until Ruby started to cry. "Oh god...I miss it."


The blonde woman tried to think of a way to avoid the conversation of Weiss with Ruby. She managed for almost an hour, two glasses of whiskey, and an untouched burger and fries.

"Does Blake have a nice cheeseburger?"

Once again, Yang choked on her whiskey. Why would her sister ask her that? Cheeseburger was the code word for vagina when they were at work. The black and red haired female ate a pickle before looking at her sister.

"Weiss has a nice cheeseburger. I wish I could-"

"OKAY! Let's finish our fries and take the burger home, yeah?" Yang quickly cleared their table and dragged Ruby out the doors. She carried her home and noticed thr front door was open. Blake's car was in the front which made her relax a little.

"Babe? Weiss? Ruby and I are back."

Blake's cat ears peeked from behind the wall making yang let out a breath she was holding. She dragged her sister to the family room and saw Weiss sitting there. 'God fucking dammit!'

"Ruby, I'm sorry I got upset. I should've known it wasn't your fault, but I got upset too quickly to think. I hope you can forgive me."

Ruby smiled and walked towards where her girlfriend was sitting. She crouched and placed her hands on Weiss' knees. Weiss looked at her and let out a small squeak when she was kissed. At that moment, they both knew everything would be okay; even if it wasn't.

"I hate to interrupt, but what did our sister do?" Blake gave them both a questioning gaze.

"She was trying to kill a bug in one of the on-call rooms and she hit me. Four times."

Yang tried to keep her laughter in, but she failed miserably. Blake smacked the back of her head and glared at her. A sudden realization hit Yang harder than Blake hit her.

"Wait...why were you BOTH in the on-call room?"

Ruby's smiled dropped faster than she could run. Weiss started stutter and put her hands up defensively.

"SCHNEE!"

Weiss wasn't a runner, but at that moment she would only get gold medals in the Olympics.


I tried, once again, at humor. I hope you guys liked it! If ya did like it don't forget to review. It helps a lot to see that people actually enjoy it. Thanks to those of you who do review. It makes my day~ Also, remember that I take ideas/prompts/requests. Until next time, NJ out!