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WARNING: Includes some type of sexual content, nothing serious though. You guys probably might not even understand what I'm talking about. THERE'S NO LEMON IN THIS STORY! NO LEMON!!!! Please proceed as to reading this lame ass chapter which took me months to write. Much appreciated.
Recap:
"Come on Fore-head girl! We're already late!" Ino giggled
"In your terms, it's 'fashionably' late" Sakura said catching up to Ino's pace. She opened the door to the restaurant/bar.
A scream was heard. The lights went out.
"HINATA-CHAN!" was the last thing that came out of Naruto's mouth
End of Recap
Chapter 10
Sober No more
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"Oh my god……." Sakura covered her mouth with her hand. She couldn't believe her eyes as the lights were fixed
"Who could've done this? It's only been 10 minutes since the party started!!!!!!!!!!" Ino shouted flabbergasted
Hinata laid on the floor, her once long flowing hair had been cut off.
"Hinata-chan" The bride's groom to be knelt to her side and took her hand in his. "Are you alright?"
"I'm fine really. I am, just a bit shaken" Hinata pulled herself off the ground
"What happened? I demand to know this instant!" Hiashi stamped his foot impatiently on the floor.
"It's alright father. The cook just slipped on some spilled water and cut my hair" Hinata said
"And how can that be possible? This isn't just a mere coincidence you know! How can you be so calm about this!?!"
"Because it's just hair! I could care less about my hair. There are more important matters to deal with then a simple haircut!" Hinata shouted "Now Father could you loosen up just a little bit for my party!?!"
"…if that's want you wish" Hiashi said
"Now, let's have some fun!" Hinata grabbed a bottle of wine and un-corked it
Sakura and Ino found their way to their seats and set their things down before heading towards the buffet table.
"So where's chicken-butt?" Sakura asked Naruto
"He was here about 10 minutes ago. Maybe he went to the bathroom to jack off or something" Naruto shrugged
Sakura gave him a 'WTF-did-you-just-say-to-me?-Are-you-looking-for-an-early-death?' look
"WHAT!?!" Naruto defended "That's what I do when-" he was cut off
"TMI Naruto, way too much info" Sakura covered his mouth "And shouldn't you be at your own bachelor's party?"
"Yeah but it can wait" Naruto said "All the guys are still asleep or drunk somewhere"
"Alright then. But you better remember that you're watching him for the night" Sakura said "if anything happens to the bastard, it's your funeral Uzumaki" Sakura said
"Sasuke-teme can take care of himself Sakura-chan. Don't worry so much. I thought you hated teme" Naruto said
Sakura blushed lightly "I do but he's my boss and my bills depends on his checks to me to be paid off"
"You could just marry the teme and you wouldn't have to worry about those kinda things anymore Sakura-chan"
Sakura held up a glass of red wine "Now let's not talk about these petty things Naruto, tonight is you're bachelor's party. Let's focus on you and Hinata instead of me and Sasuke"
Naruto clanked his glass of wine to her "cheers"
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Later that evening at Naruto's bachelor party…
"Hey teme!" Naruto raised his glass "Guess what!?!" he slurred.
"Hn dobe" The Uchiha tried to keep his cool but unfortunately, he was drunk
"Sakura-chan's gots the hots for you!!!!" Naruto downed another shot
"Sure, sure" Sasuke said sarcastically as he turned to the bartender "More sake"
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Ring Ring
"Wassup? Sakura here" Sakura slurred, she had drunken a bit more than her usual amount
"Sa hiccup Kura!" Naruto said "Oi! Pick up the teme! He's too druuuuuuunnnnnnnnk"
"Sound like you are too" Sakura tried her best to sound normal "I'll be there in about 10 minutes"
"Hey teme! Ya hear that? Sakura's coming to pick you up" Naruto chuckled
"Ahhh screw you dobe!" Sasuke fell on his head with a thud
"You'll be hiccup thanking me hiccup later hiccup hiccup" Naruto smirked
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10 mins later
Naruto grunted loudly as he tried lifting and dragging Sasuke to the car
"GAHHH! DAMMIT! WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN EATING TEME!?!" Naruto groaned "YOU WEIGH AS MUCH AS CHOJI!!!!!!!"
Sakura shot Naruto a glare
"Oh…hehe…I forgot" Naruto laughed sheepishly "You're cooking for him"
They buckled Sasuke into the passenger's seat.
"Yeah Naruto, why don't you come over and allow me to cook your dinner for you? I make a mean salad of green chili peppers and bananas!" Sakura shouted (A/N: Not sure if that exists :P Oh wellz)
"Ehhh, no thanks Sakura-chan. I'm a married man, I have a family to look after you know" Naruto opened the door for Sakura and pushed her in "Alright, it was nice having you over! Come again some other time!"
"NARUTO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU'RE A DEAD MAN!!!!!!!!!!!" Sakura screamed
"JA!" Naruto ran for his life back into the restaurant
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Back at the mansion…
"Grrrrr" Sakura frowned. Today was not a fun day for her.
There she stood. In front of the place she called prison and home. Sasuke's home to be exact. What she saw didn't please her one bit. Akatsuki had thrown a party of their own…one in which they tee-peed their own mansion. And who was left to clean it up? Ahh, dear reader, I'm sure that you're well aware of who it is that was left with such a chore.
Sakura let out a breath. Sasuke and his drunken form had one arm slung over Sakura's shoulder, weighing her down greatly.
Sakura inhaled and exhaled.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
Inhale.
Exhale.
"UCHIHA ITACHI! YOU GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING ASS DOWN HERE AND OPEN THIS DOOR THIS SECOND!!!!!!!!!! I'M GOING TO RIP OFF YOUR GUTS OUT AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN'T HAVE CHILDREN WHEN I'M DONE WITH YOU!!!!!"
Huff
Puff
Huff
Puff
That felt nice, now didn't it?
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1 min 29 seconds 36 milliseconds later
"Ahh Sakura-san" Itachi said coolly "I've seen that you've returned. Did you enjoy your evening?"
Sakura twitched.
"ENOUGH WITH THE FORMALITY YOU BASTARD AND HELP ME GET YOU SACK OF SHIT OF A BROTHER UP TO HIS ROOM GODDAMMIT!!!!" Sakura shouted
Itachi peered down at the form of Sasuke, a.k.a. the sack of shit of his brother.
"Alright" Itachi slung his brother's other hand over his shoulder and the two of them dragged Sasuke's lazy ass up the stairs.
"Here we are, Sakura-san" Itachi said, letting go of Sasuke's arm as they reached the door to his room
"WELL? You could at least help me get him in!" Sakura said
"Oh. So sorry Sakura-san. Little Otoutou here won't let me anywhere near his stuff. He's afraid that I'll steal things or something. How foolish of him, don't you agree?"
Sakura twitched.
"You're useless" Sakura said as she proceeded to drag Sasuke's rich ass into his room.
"End of the line you goddamned oaf!" Sakura let go of Sasuke's drunken form fall onto the bed…unfortunately, the half asleep Sasuke wasn't about to let go anytime soon. He dragged her down with him.
"ITACHI!" Sakura shouted "GET YOUR DAMN BROTHER OFF ME!!!!"
"As I've told you before, no can do Sakura. I'm sorry." Itachi started to walk away
"ITACHI!!" Sakura screamed "ITACHI UCHIHA! GET YOU'RE FUCKING ASS BACK HERE THIS SECOND! JUST WAIT TILL I GET MY HANDS ON YOU! ITACHI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Itachi walked downstairs and into the kitchen, where all the other Akatsuki members were. They had a questioning look on their faces as they heard the screaming.
Itachi took on look at them and said the following sentence:
"My fellow Akatsuki members, this just proves that our dear little Sakura-chan is a screamer."
Me- MAN DOWN! MAN DOWN! Err….lady down as well? Lolz
Sakura- Glares
Me- The blame is not mine for the taking Points to Sasuke All yours Sakura
Sasuke- Smirks Screamer now are we?
Sakura- Pummels Sasuke to a pulp
Me- I'm so sorry for such a late update! I haven't been in the story for a while! GAHHH I hate writer's block dammit! FORGIVE ME! TT^TT It seems rushed, I'm well aware of that but I just suddenly had an idea and I desperately had to write it down..or in this case type. Gah! my fingers ache! Hope you enjoyed the story! More to come soon I pray.
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