Well this one was inspired by the now Prussian Awesome, russia fan who gave me an excuse to write about the German brothers. Too bad it's not Germancest =3=. Also its a bit different from the given idea but I couldn't think of anything. Anyways, Enjoy~!

Back in the good old days there were only two types of alcohol, the kind barbaric people drank and the classy refined wine. There was nothing else. But people desperately wanted a mix of both.

So the awesome Prussia took it upon himself with the help of his brother to please the people and make a new type of alcohol.

"West! The people are dying outside in desperate need of alcohol." Prussia screamed.

"Vhat are you talking about? Unless you drank all of it, we have plenty." Germany replied, annoyed.

"Not that shitty stuff or the rich people stuff. They're dyeing for a new thing an awesome drink."

"Shitty stuff? You call it that and yet your drinking it gallons now." Looking disgust as his brother chugged barrels of it, effectively ignoring the request.

"Shut up! You don't know the pains of my addiction and never will!" Prussia snapped. He was now sobbing like they do in sappy chick-flicks.

Germany sighed and gave in. It was the only was to get him to shut up when he was like this.

"Alright bruder, give me that stuff in you hand and go get me some wine." Germany ordered.

Prussia happily skipped away to go get him some. When he returned Germany took the stuff from him and got a glass.

After that he poured the barbaric stuff in filling it halfway and then took some wine and poured it in filling the cup the rest of the way. He looked over to Prussia who looked at him expectantly as if saying 'That's it?'

Germany sighed and reached in his pockets for a bunch of other classified stuff that he stole from Area 51 and China Town. You can get almost anything there!

He then handed the glass Prussia. He took it and drank it. His eyes widened.

"Vell? How's it?" Germany asked, letting curiosity get the better of him.

"I-it's...It AWESOME! I shall call this awesome drink Prussia's drink!"

He offered some to Germany who declined. course then Prussia whined more than the spoiled toddlers on 'Toddlers and Tiaras'. So Germany drank it.

"Nein, we shall call it beir(beer)." Germany declared. He glared at Prussia who started to whine again. Well that shut him up.

Prussia went to the emo corner to grow some truffles. Seeing Prussia gone, Germany gulped down the whole thing. That was so dang good!

And that's why Beir(Beer)is so popular in Germany.

This was probably my most historical inaccurate one yet but hey, it's Hetalia. XD! Till then, See ya!