Reviews fuel me like wood fuels a fire. Plus didn't know anybody was reading this. This story's so old. Been 2 years since I've updated (aka 2014). I really need to head back and write more chapters for my older stories.

YO- Here you go.

"Damn, my freakin' head." Kakashi was rubbing his head. He had landed in a tree. After jumping down, he pulled out his Might Gai tracker and looked where the man was. Yes! He was still in the village, although he didn't know why he wouldn't be in the village. He was in the hospital after all after that little farting incident though Gai was known to leave the hospital before he was fully healed. Now to beat that idiot back before he got his hand on the man.

"THERE YOU ARE!" It was the idiot. Deidara stormed over. "We're supposed to be visiting Gai! Come on, you dunce!"

"I was on my way. I just went a different route." said Kakashi.

"Yeah right." she rolled her eyes. "I can't show up with you. Not because I like you. Believe me, I don't. He'll probably start being upset because you're his friend and all."

"Well come on before..."

"KAFARTSHI!"

"Fuck." he cursed.

"We were told Tsunade came this way, but instead we find you!" said Naruto.

"Fart face!" said Konohamaru.

"Destroyer of Worlds!" said Neji.

"Atomic Farter!" said Naruto.

"Good one!" said Konohamaru.

"I know, right?" they fist bumped.

"You're one to be talking with that diaper." said the gray haired man pointing at Neji's.

"IT'S NOT A...you know what?" Neji got into a fighting stance. "To hell with you, I'm just gonna fight you instead. COME HERE!"

"I'm not..." Neji ran forward to attack Kakashi. Being a former anbu and a jounin, Kakashi was able to defend himself, although not very easily. The guy was a protegee and had the byakugan. He was going to be harder to fight than if Naruto had tried combined with Konohamaru's help. The two boys rooted on Neji, telling him to go for the eyes, give him a titty-twister, avoid his gas, and other helpful tips. Meanwhile Deidara had just rolled his eyes and went off to go see his boyfriend.

"He's mine!" said Sakura to Ino.

"No, he's mine!" said Ino shaking a fist at her best friend/rival.

"You know what? Let's ask Sasuke ourselves!" said Sakura.

"A-ask Sasuke!?" Ino said shocked.

"Yeah, unless you think you can't handle being rejected." smirked the pink haired ninja.

"Not at all because I know I'm not going to be rejected!" she said smirking right back at her. "I just didn't want you getting your hopes up."

"Let's go find him together then." The two nodded and set off looking for their soon to be man. However both were pretty nervous. Neither had ever asked Sasuke anything romantic related before. It was kind of scary. What if it was the other and not them? Or even worse, what if it was some other girl?!

'No it has to be me.' said Ino. 'If it's Miss Forehead over here, I'll never be able to go near her again. She'll just rub it in! I just know it!'

"Aha!" said Sakura sticking out her tongue at Ino who was sitting with her knees to her chest looking depressed and pissed off at the same time. "I knew Sasuke liked me! In your face, Ino-pig! Nah! Nah! Hey, Sasuke-kun! Let's make out in front of her!"

"Anything for you, baby." Sasuke began making out with the shorter ninja.

"NOOOOOOOO!" screamed Ino.

Ino shuddered. 'I won't allow it! No way. Her forehead's too big anyways and I'm gorgous. Plus I'm a much better ninja than her. No way he'll want a weakling like her.'

'This is a bad idea.' Sakura whimpered in her head. 'Ino's so pretty. What if he picks her? No way. I know more about him and I'm on the same team. People on the same team are bound to be together. Sasuke has to pick me! He just has too!'

They spotted Sasuke that the dango stand and quickly headed over. "HELLO, SASUKE-KUN!" they said in unison before glaring at each other.

"What do you two want?" sighed the Uchiha.

"We wanted to ask you who you liked better." they said once more in unison.

Sasuke was quiet. "I don't know."

"Come on, Sasuke." said Ino. "I'm sure Sakura will understand."

Before the ninja could retort, Sasuke told them straight up he didn't like either of them. Both girls just stared at him in disbelief. Ino spoke up. "W-what?"

"You're both annoying as hell." said Sasuke. "Ino, your vanity is bigger than Sakura's forehead and Sakura, you're too hot-headed. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got somewhere to be."

Both girls just stood there unable to move. Too vain and too hot headed? They didn't know what to say or do. Other than to order dango and think over what the ninja just said. Meanwhile Sasuke was headed back home with his dango while whistling a happy tune. When he got home, he found Itachi shoving a cucumber into Kisame's mouth.

"Here's your dango, creep, now let go of my man!" said Sasuke.

"You win this time, but dango only last so long." said Itachi. "I'll be in the bathroom if you need me."

"FUCKER!" Sasuke shouted while Kisame spat out the cucumber.

"You will pay for nearly killing me!" said Neji.

"US!" corrected Naruto and Konohamaru.

"US!" said Neji. "NOW DIE!"

"NEJI!" It was Hiashi.

"Fuck." cursed the Hyuuga.

"Over here, you must come." said his uncle crossing his arms and tapping his foot.

"But he...!" his nephew pointed at the ninja.

"Disgrace you are! Ground you I must!"

"But he nearly killed me!"

"What?!" Hiashi turned his intimating gaze to the gray haired ninja.

"It was a mis..." started Kakashi.

"HANABI!"

Hanabi appeared from underneath her father's robe and ran towards Kakashi. She jumped into the air and spin like a top. "FLYING HYUUGA SMACK-DOWN!"

Mid-spin she smacked the man in the face. He staggered a little bit, but didn't fall. When she landed, she punched and kicked him sending him on his ass before running back to her father. "Did I do it right?"

Without a word, he jumped high into the sky and landed on Kakashi's stomach sending him farther into the ground. It also unleashed a loud fart as well as pain. Stink clouds filled the area quickly. Hanabi fainted along with her father. Before he fainted, his words were, "AVENGE ME, NEJI!"

"Uncle!" Neji reached out to his uncle, but Naruto and Konohamaru were already tugging him away. "I can't..."

"We have to! Come on!" said the blonde ninja. Neji could only nod and leave the forest with them. He'd avenge his uncle one way or another. Damn that bastard!