I'm writing this as a script because I feel like it.

The Birthday Adventure

Mello: So today, what are we doing today?

Matt: Didn't you know? It's 1 Death Goddess' Birthday!

Mello: Oh really? Isn't she the one that makes us go on all those weird adventures? And stuck us in a mental facility?

Matt: Yes. But come on, it was fun! So we should do something….

Mello: Fine.

Later…

1 Death Goddess: Walks into apartment with dresses Hey guys. Now I want you to wear these dresses and…

Matt and Mello: Surprise!

1DG: Ahh! What's this?

Mello: It's your birthday! It's a random tradition to jump out of nowhere on one's Birthday and scream at them.

Matt: And to also celebrate, we are talking you out on the town!

1DG: Out on the town? Woo! Yay! Actually, I'm scared….

On the town

1DG: Hey! Where are we going?

Mello: To dinner.

1DG: Oh yeah! I'm hungry.

Arrives at Restraunt

Matt: TADA!

1DG: This is McDonalds.

Mello: Yes! Everyone loves McDonalds.

1DG: But I'm a vegetarian….

Mello: Whimpers

1DG: Fine! Order me a shake and fries then.

Mello: Yay!

Matt and 1DG sit at a table

1DG: Ewww. These tables are nasty.

Matt: Don't complain. At least we did something for your Birthday.

1DG: I'm fine. At least I have you Mattie! Hugs

Matt: Awkward…

Mello: At Resister What do you mean there's no more chocolate shakes?!

Matt and 1DG: Oh boy….

Cashier: I'm sorry sir, we ran out of chocolate sauce.

Mello: What in the &!$# is wrong with you &!&# people!?

1DG: Don't cause another scene Mello, or I'll make a MelloxNear story!

Mello: Ahh! Fine. To Cashier, Just get me strawberry….Gets orders and sits

1DG: Thanks for this, guys. Even after the stuff I've done to you.

Matt: No, it's fine. I did enjoy watching Near being thrown out windows.

1DG: slurps drink You're welcome.

Mello: Replaying image in mind Hehehe

Back in the car

1DG: Can I drive? I have a permit.

Matt: I don't know….

Mello: Yeah, we're not 25, we don't count as an adult in the DMV's eyes. Curse you DMV!

1DG: Please??? Puppy eyes

Mello: Come on, it's her Birthday.

Matt: Hands keys Fine.

1DG: Driving Wheee!!! Get out of the way People! Drives on sidewalk

Matt and Mello: Holding on tightly Ahhh!!!

Mello: Just turn here for God's sake!

1DG: Sure thing Turns violently

Matt and Mello: Ahhh!!

Car stops and everyone gets out

Matt: Funny, I always imagined my death involving a car ride…

1DG: Whaaaa! Mattie! No!!! Hugs again

Mello: Ok then….

1DG: So where are we?

Mello: The SPK.

1DG: Why?

Mello: To bug Near.

1DG: Hooray! I'm coming Cotton ball Fluff! Runs inside

Matt and Mello follow

In the SPK

1DG: Slides in tada!

Matt: Slides in TaDa!

Mello: Slides in TADA!!!

Near: Oh great….

1DG: I shall now use the ideas of my fan fiction to annoy you Cotton ball Fluff!

Matt and Mello: Whooo!!!

Near: I couldn't care less.

1DG: Takes Shinigami puppet and throws it across the room WHEEE!! Fly!

Near: Hey! That took forever to make!

1DG: Come here Near! Picks up Near and plays Ring Around the Rosy Matt! Mello! Join us!

Matt: Uhhh…

Mello: That's ok. You have fun.

Matt: So what do we do while she's occupied?

Mello: I don't know. I've always wanted to mess with Near's toys. Like his puppets and shit.

Matt: Sweet…..Starts drawing on puzzles with Sharpie

Mello: Picks up a puppet Holy shit! Is this me!? What is with my smile?! I look like a pedophile.

Matt: Why is there none of me?….Cries inside

Near: Get away from me! I won't dye my PJs pink!

1DG: Holding dye Awww, come on….

Near: No! I hate you! You shocked me repeatedly and had your friends lock me in a box.

1DG: Hey, be nice. It's my birthday.

Near: Looks up Really? OMG I have a present actually for you…

1DG, Matt and Mello: Really?

Near: Yeah hold on Leaves and comes back, pushing heavy box

1DG: I'm so excited. Claps

Matt: Mello.

Mello: Yes Matt?

Matt: I'm scared.

Mello: Me too.

Near: Ready?

1DG: Ready!

Near: Clicks button, box folds open

Matt: Oh…

Mello: My….

1DG: Yay!

Near: Here. You can keep Kira. I don't want him.

Raito: Ahh! What the hell?! Untie me you bastards!

1DG: Raito-kun! I love you! Picks Raito up

Raito: Hey! Put me down!

1DG: Come on Raito, it's time to get married.

Raito: No!!!!!!!!

1DG: Oh, before we leave. Mello, Matt…

Mello and Matt: Huh?

1DG: I need you to go somewhere for me…

Later

Matt: So this is the address?

Mello: Apparently. She said to go ask for someone named Kai.

Matt: Then let's go. Even though I'm not sure why we're here…

Matt and Mello walk up to the door and rings doorbell.

Kai: Opens door No mom! I don't want any more drugs!

Mello: Umm….we're looking for Kai?

Kai: Stares blankly

Mello: Um, hello? Waves hand

Matt: I think she's dead….or in shock.

Kai: All my dreams…have just come true….Mello!!! Glomps

Mello: Oh shit! I've been tricked to one of my fan girls' houses

Matt: This will be interesting.

Kai: Matt! Points at Matt

Matt: Yeah?

Kai: Shoots Net launcher at Matt and captures him

Matt and Mello: What the….?

Kai: Long time yaoi rival of Near! I have captured you, Mail Jeevas! Now Mello and Near can love in peace!

Mello: What?! No!

Kai: Oh yes! I'll kill you later Matt. But first….

Mello: Ahhh!!! Is dragged into house and unspeakable things are done

At a Church

Preacher: We are gathered here to day to join 1 Death Goddess and Yagami Raito in holy matrimony….

Other Raito fan girls: Burst in Never!!! You must share Raito.

1DG: Runs away So much for that dream…Well, I wonder if I have any cake to eat.…?

Runs by a house and sees Matt, in a net

Matt: Help me! She has Mello and she's going to kill me!

1DG: I know. It's her early Christmas present. But I'll save you Mattie! Drags net and Matt away

So that is the end of this chapter. It's my birthday btw! Yay! Party! Just consider this a special episode of the Random Adventures of Mello and Matt.

Readers: What the….? Great, she's on the pills again….